Subject: [PW!] Pokemon Rockets, and Guns (fourth)
Date: Wed, 14 Jul 1999 10:33:51 -0500
From: "Pokemaniac"
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Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon
Last time Draco got a Porygon after leaving his home. And now
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Pokemon, Guns, and Rockets~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After waking up Draco was feeling great.
"Hmm, I wonder where I should eat," he said, "after that I guess I should
get a gun. Porygon. Run program 4 Wheeler and program cd player
He hopped on his Porygon with Our Lady Peace in the cd player. He cruised
down the road until he found a good restaurant close to a gun shop.
He sat down and looked at the menu.
"Hmm, Pancake, sausage, and bacon looks good," he said to the chansey
waiter.
After eating he walked over to The Gun Shop. As he walked in he saw an
Assault Rifle
"Sweet I've gotta have it," He walked over to the man at the counter. "How
much for the Assault Rifle?"
"$5,000. Why are you asking you can't buy it," The man said.
"How about $10,000," Draco said. He could see that the man was very
tempted.
"Ok, but go get a gun license I'll keep it for you. How many clips you
want?"
"101 clips, a belt and shoulder clip holder, and 1 box of 50 bullets."
Draco replied.
"Ok" the man said
Draco went down got his gun license and a small backpack to carry his
bullet box and the rest of his clips.
"Here you are," the man said as he handed Draco his stuff.
"How much is that Silenced PP7" Draco said
"$2,000. How many clips?"
"51, How much is that all together?"
"$20,000"
"Ok" Draco said and handed the man the money.
"Do you know how to cock and load those?" the man asked.
"Yep," he said as he loaded and cocked both guns.
He walked out of the gun shop and rode Porygon to the edge of town and went
into the forest.
He called out Drowzee and said, "Go find some caterpie"
Drowzee walked off into the forest and came back and led Draco to the
caterpies.
There were 15 caterpie. Draco psychic told Drowzee to use Confusion.
The caterpie began tackling each other. He began throwing pokeballs. He had
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9…10 Caterpie. He took out potion and healed
the wild caterpies.
"Ok, time to, huh?" Draco heard rustling in the bushes.
"Prepare for trouble."
"Make it..."
"Ok thetas enough" Draco interrupted.
"How dare you interrupt the motto!!" the rockets said as they jumped out of
the bushes to meet an Assault Rifle.
"We have to go now" one of the rockets said trembling. They ran away as fast
as they could.
"Ok back to business. Drowzee go find an abra" Draco said.
A few minutes after Drowzee left a rocket jumped out of the bushes. Thus
totally suprising Draco.
"Give it up kid. Hand over your pokemon," the rocket said.
"You're asking for it," Draco said pulling out the PP7.
"Ha, like that toy scares me," the rocket. "They were scared of this toy?"
"No, they were scared of this!" He said pulling out the Assault Rifle.
"Ha, another toy," the rocket snickered.
"Laugh at this," he said pulling out his PP7 shooting it inches away from
the rocket's foot.
The rocket being totally afraid of the gun, because he had left his back at
the secret base, ran.
Drowzee returning took Draco to the abra it had found.
The abra looked real strong but Draco didn't care he had confidence that
Drowzee and him could catch it.
"Drowzee go, Dream Eater!" Draco said.
Soon the abra was sleeping and Drowzee was draining its energy.
"Pokeball go!" Draco said in excitement.
The pokeball wiggled and the red light turn white. It turned red again and
wiggled and the light turned white again.
"Stay where you are and I won't shoot" it was the rocket again
"Ok" he said as he quietly pulled out his PP7.He quickly turned around and
shot the rocket's gun out of his hand and shot him in the leg.
"Time to go to town" he said picking up the rocket's gun and telaporting
them all to the hospital.
"Nurse, please remove the bullet in this rocket, I'll call Jenny" Draco
said as he went to the phone.
He called the police department and said, "Jenny there's a rocket down at
the hospital in surgery having the bullet I shot him in the leg with
removed."
"Ok, I'll be down there in a minute," She replied.
"Ok, time to get a cell phone," he said hanging up the phone.
Pokemaniac
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