Subject: Re: [PW!] Pop the question! Date: 04 Jul 1999 19:01:07 GMT From: yosh1121@aol.combustible (Yosh) Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon >>'Marge' closed the pocket knife, stood up, and stepped forward. "Wanna >>play 'Find the Blunt Object'?" >> >>Natasha stepped back and bumped into the bars. "Uh...no..." >> >>"C'mon, it's fun! I'll get the stapler..." >> >>"Uh...heeeeelp?" >> >>Officer Jenny threw a pencil down the hall. "Shut up, or no dinner!" >> > >Tenchi saw natasha from a small hole in the wall. "Hey Rosco! You smell >like a >bannana!" > >Rosco growled and ran into the wall, tumbaling into Marge. Tenchi and Natasha >spent two minutes catching up with each other, then made there escape. > >Jenny was passed out, missing her top with a squirtle sleeping on her. > >"Ohh...." Natasha backhanded him. "You have me, remember!?" <snip!> The couple then rushed out of the station, oblivious. Oblivious to the fact that a pair of eyes watched them go. Two begrudging bright green eyes, staring from the shadows. "Aw nuts," Oz groaned. "Sure, forget the psychopath with the straightjacket in the corner, everybody ignores the psychopath with the straightjacket in the corner. I coulkda sworn they were vaguely familiar too. Is it the jacket? Is that it? Does it make me look unresponsible, or not trustworthy or something, I m-" "Shrew!" A loud call from the window of the jail cell interrupted Oz's ponderings. Making his way over to the barred window, he looked down to see Sandshrew standing on a trash can underneath it. "Hey, Sandshrew! There ya are! How'd you find me?" "Shrew, sandshrew shrew sand." "I do NOT reek of idiocy, now dig a tunnel so I can get out of this place! I think Officer Jenny got a bit carried away with a cavity search, and I do NOT want to deal with Lady Justice when she's got a hangover and topless!" "Sandshrew?" "Nevermind, just get me out, will ya? Got any Aspirin?" "Shrew." "No? What about Advil?" "Shrew." "Tylenol?" "Shrew." "Tums?" "Shrew." "Uhh...... Midol?" "Shrew." "Ah great, what kind of helpful Pokémon are you? Atleast get me outa here!" "Shreeew..." Sandshrew immediately began to dig at the ground in the narrow alley. Several minutes later, Sandshrew popped out of the floor of the police station. Unfortunately, his calculations were a bit off and he came up right next to a painfully sobering but hung over Officer Jenny. "Aaaahhh!" Officer Jenny shrieked upon opening her eyes, only to see the Sandshrew. Sandshrew answered with an equally loud yell. All this awakened the poor Squirtle, but he barely had a chance to comprehend before Jenny grabbed him around the neck in a grip undoubtedly worthy of a pro wrestler and held him close to her chest in an effort to save what was left of her modesty. Once she finally managed to take the whole situation in, she immediately stopped screaming like a lunatic. Sandshrew stopped as well, puzzled as Officer Jenny did not move for a few seconds. Abruptly, Officer Jenny leapt forward, and kicked Sandshrew as hard as she could. Sandshrew was sent flialing down the corridor of jail cells and smacked against the far side. "Shrew.." He groaned pitifully, as he slid down the wall and fell flat on his face. Officer Jenny once again fell down to the floor, unconscious. "Great," Oz muttered," Just great!" TBC! Yosh ---------- Note: Beware the rabid Yosh.