From: Zagro <zagro@att.net> Subject: [PW!] Revelations Date: Saturday, July 24, 1999 9:15 AM [OOC: How's the title? *runs off laughing*] Zagro sat dwon on the log, and stared Goddish in the face. "OK, we're either going to settle this here and now, or I'll hire a Poketherapist." "Mere mortals can not force me to do anything." *************** A young Oddish sits down with his friends, a Pikachu, and Electrode, and a Magnemite. The Pikachu holds a cigarette up to him. The Oddish tries to refuse, but it's forced into his mouth. "Pikachu!" (it's GOOD, isn't it??) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Goddish, just tell, what's wrong? Why'd you go nute back there?" "Go away." "Tell me." "No." "Yes." "No." "Yes." "No." "Fine, don't tell me." ^^^^^^^^^^^^ Goddish's Team Rocket captors throw his Pokeball, releasing him. Goddish glares up at them. "Go away." "For the last time, obey us or else!" "Not a chanceth." The woman screames, and kicks Goddish into a tree. She glances down at the ground, noticing Goddish's fallen crown, and grins evilly. %%%%%%%%%%%% "My crowneth! Thankseth to thy war with Team Rocket, My crowneth was destroyedeth!" Goddish sobbed. "It's okay, it's okay." Zagro patted Goddish's head. "I didn't know... that crown meant a lot to you, didn't it?" "Twas My only posession. I madeth it Myself." @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ "Oddish?" "Odd oddish ish odd odd oddish." "Odd..." "Oddish.." The young Oddish, betrayed, left home forever, abandoned by his own parents. &&&&&&&&&&&& Abra looks up at the small Oddish, and speaks. "The marathon in Celadon runs mainly on the lawn." The Oddish nods. "The marathon in Celadon Odd!" Abra smiles. "We're getting closer..." "Oddish." "Thanks for teaching me how to speak. You're the only one I can trust." The Abra merely smiles. $$$$$$$$$$$ "Oddish!" (I'm here for my lesson!) ... "Odd?" (where are you?) Oddish looks at a note on the desk, which states that due to an arrest on drug charges, the lessons had been cancelled. Forever. )()()()()()()()( Zagro looks up. "Oh, back to me? Finally." He looks down at Oddish. "But..." he tries to phrase this right. "When did... you decide... er, find out that you were Goddish?" "It was when..." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Pikachu grinned evilly. "You're smoking your own species!" +++++++++++++++++++ "It was..." :::::::::::::: The teenaged Oddish glares at his old house and spits. His parents were inferiors, anyway. {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{} "It... was... when..." Goddish started sweating and twitching nervously.... ???????????????? ...as in his mind, three voices screamed out simultaneously. "My species??" "My crown!!!" "ODDISH!!!!!!" #$%)(&^%&)(!&($%*& "It was when I found that all other life was inferior to Me!!" Goddish screamed, and passed out. Zagro recalled him, worried. He had promised, so there would be no therapy... ...but this was getting serious. ---ARE-YOU-SICK-OF-THESE-DIVIDERS-YET?--- Goddish awakened as he was summoned from his Pokeball. He looked around, but nobody was there. It was an empty room, save for the red box in the middle. A tag on it read "From Zagro, to Goddish." Goddish opened it some obscure way, seeing as how he has no hands... Inside was a bright golden crown. Not cardboard, like his old one. This was solid gold. "Oh, my Me..." TBC? (Zagro: "Now I'm broke..)