From: Yosh <yosh1121@aol.combustible> Subject: [PW!] Revelations of a Different Sort Date: Thursday, July 01, 1999 1:19 PM > Mew looked to Oz. It blinked once, and then turned it's head back towards >the >Mr. Mime. #No more, Tanos.# Then, there was a flash of light, and Oz curiously >found himself several stories above the familiar ground of Celadon. ((OOC note: It is at this time that the author of this PW! character would like to express a very important point. Very important. Everybody should read this. Reading? Ok, good. See, my very important point is: PW! characters are like pads. Yes, feminine protection pads. Such as Kotex, for example. PW!ers and Kotex pads both come in all different sorts of sizes. The more experienced ones have seen a vast amount of more bloodshed than a "rookie" would imagine. But the more important factor, for right now, is wings. Just like pads, PW!ers come both with and without wings (::waves:: 'Allo Dready! ^_^) And just as it so happens, Oz has inexplicably appeared several stories above the ground, which does happen to hurt very much when splatted upon. At this point, Oz also happens to have the dissatisfying luck of being a pad without wings. So, in the purest way of stating this: Oz is screwed.)) "Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!" Oz screamed, because he was, well, screwed. He plummeted down past the hospital, and vaguely recognized his room as he passed by it. A very confused Doctor Paxton was in the room looking around for, undoubtedly the person who just happened to be falling past the window at that very moment. But in a second he passed that window, and the ground rushed up to meet him. And Oz fell directly into a big laundry cart, that just happened to be under him. "Ouchies!" Oz exclaimed. The nurse the had been wheeling the cart towards the hospital, peered over the edge of the cart, at the strange kid who had mysteriously dropped out of nowhere and tangled himself into her clean linen, "Are you all right?" "Nyaack! I think I poked myself in the eye!" Oz explained. The nurse sighed, rolled her eyes, and continued wheeling the large cart towards the hospital, exerting a bit more force to compensate for the new weight in it. "I should have become a neurologist," she glumly muttered. Meanwhile, elsewhere.… Tanos appeared as equally sudden as Oz. But unlike Oz, he was unfortunately much higher, and fell. He fell and he fell, until he cracked his head on the sidewalk. It was very hot that day, and the electronics store manager had a rough time getting the stains off of his sidewalk many years afterwards. TBC ~ ~ ~ Heh, sorry if that was offensive, in particular females out there... I was just feeling odd... Yosh ---------- Note: Beware the rabid Yosh.