Subject: [PW!] [TPS] Saffron to Celadon, and all points in between Date: Thu, 8 Jul 1999 11:05:04 -0500 From: "Insanellama" <insanellama316@yahoo.com> Organization: CENTURYinter.net Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Andrew, Co, and Koji left the Saffron city Pokecenter early the next day. They decided to set out for Celadon. They walked down to a bus stop, and took the bus to the edge of town. They tried to go through th gate, but the guard said "Road's closed" and kept muttering something about how he could use a cold drink. Co went back outside for a minute, and tripped over a cooler. It was filled with cokes and other stuff. Co picked up the cooler, and took it to the guard. The guard said, "Thanks for the drink, and I guess u can go ahead since you helped me out." They went through the gate and outside. They could here in the distance, what sounded like a rock concert. They started off in that direction. Then words could be destinguished, "Ba wit da ba, da bang da bang wiggly wiggly, wiggly said da jiggly said up jump da jiggly" When they got to where they could see what was going on, Draco's ears started bleeding. A jigglypuff was up on a stump bouncing around with a mini-electric guitar. It was singing the words they heard. "Man, that's one awful sounding sing attack" said Draco. Co took out the pokeball containing diglett. "DIGLETT SCRATCH NOW!" Diglett scratched the jiggly puff. Digglet was bleeding from the sides of it's head tho. "POKEBALL GO!" Co threw the pokeball overhanded, but it slipped out way early. It was going straight up. Co was watchin it when he slipped. His foot hit the pokeball, and sent it hurtling towards the Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff was caught. "I know, I'll call you JigglyRock" said Co. Draco talked with JigglyRock for a bit, "It knows a really messed up version of sing, pound, doubleslap, and defense curl." said Draco. Co returned diglett to it's pokeball. It was about to faint from loss of blood through the ears. "This version of sing seems to cause pokemon to bleed through the ears rather than put them to sleep," continued draco. Co returned JigglyRock to his pokeball. Faintly, coming from the pokeball, he could hear JigglyRock rocking out inside. A man in a suit came out of the bushes. He said he was looking for the saffron opera, and got lost, but would challenge Co to a pokebattle anyway. "Ninetales go!" said the man. Co smiled, if this guy liked opera, he knew which pokemon to send out, "JIGGLYROCK GO!" Jigglyrock appeared with electric guitar in hand. "JIGGLYROCK SING ATTACK NOW!" said Co. The man laughed, and pulled out an awakening spray ready to spray ninetales if it worked, "NINETALES FLAME THROWER NOW!" That's when jiggly rock started to sing. "Ba wit da ba da bang da bang wiggly wiggly, wiggly said da jiggly said up jump da jiggly" Ninetales started to fire, but was stopped in mid attack by the music. The man in the suit was going absolutely insane, he was plugging his ears and singing a fair impression of Pavoratti as loudly as he could. Ninetales was spurting blood from it's ears, "JIGGLYROCK FINISH IT OFF WITH POUND NOW!" Jigglyrock lept into the air, still playing and singing, and spun it came crashing down on ninetales. Ninetales fainted. Co smiled greedily, he knew the man was rich, and rules were rules, half of your cash on hand. The man handed over 3 dollars. "WHAT THOSE CUFFLINKS MUST HAVE COSTED WAY MORE THAN THAT!" The man didn't want to be reported to the pokemon league, so he handed over 400,000 dollars, half of his cash on hand. "WOOOHOOO! I'M RICH I'M RICH!" Suddenly a man in a suit with IRS written on the pocket walked on screen. "Gambling winnings tax, pay up" Co was left with 40,000 dollars from what he had won. They continued on to Celadon, without further event or audit. They went to the pokecenter to have lunch. TBC