From: Joe Jeckel <westpark@mediaone.net> Subject: [PW!][NC][MST] Showdown with Jessie and James, part one Date: Thursday, July 01, 1999 4:48 PM I know, it's my own story. My stories suck, therefor.... ==== P:OTPW - Rain found and captured 2 poachers in the Safari Zone and took them out. As she began to leave, she sensed that one of the guards feared her. The guard was reveled to be one of the poachers. Currently, Rain is on Route 18 battling Jessie and James. They stopped her because they knew she was going to help with a Pokemon Emergency in Celadon City. >Crow: Isn't Rain the stuff that comes from the sky? Couldn't she like... >Servo: Flood them out? >Crow: Something like that. ==== Route 18. Rain stands on one side with 2 of her 5 Butterfree while Jessie and James stand on the other ready to battle with intent to stop Rain. >Servo: 5 Butterfree? Get a life... "Go, Butterfree!" says Rain. One of her Butterfree zip forward while the other flutters down onto Rain's left shoulder. >Mike: Butterfree Love. Coming to theaters July 31st. >Crow: A Tom Servo Joint. >Servo: He Got Wings. "I'll go first," begins James, "Go... WEEZING!" says James, throwing a Pokeball forward. Weezing appears and Butterfree and Weezing begin to circle around, awaiting their master's commands. >Crow: Who IS the master? If they fail the human, human die, Pokemon live! >Servo: Let's put Mike in a Pokeball! >Mike: I'm gonna pass on that one... > *wrestling and various Pokeball's thrown at Mike* > *Mike is captured* >Crow and Servo: Whoa. I hope Wild Mike doesn't attack... After much tension, waiting and glaring, Rain calls her first move. "Confusion!" "Weezing, counter with Smoke Screen!" >Crow: If he's Weezing, shouldn't he have enough smoke already? >Servo: That wasn't funny! I'm telling Mike when he attacks! >Crow: Whatever, crybaby. Butterfree zips behind, above, below, left, right and everywhere in between to confuse Weezing. Weezing releases a smoke screen all around him and it engulfs Butterfree. Weezing though, is confused and it hurts itself because of it! "Weezing, Sludge!" "Butterfree, Whirlwind!" Weezing begins to spit out sludge at various objects. Trees, the rock Jessie is sitting on and James! Weezing is still confused from the previous attack! Butterfree takes advantage and uses Whirlwind and blows Weezing into a tree. >Crow: Impressive BJ there... >Servo: That isn't funny! I call... Mike! >*Mike attacked Crow!* >*Crow used Bad Joke!* >*Mike Fainted!* >*Crow got 355 Chuckle Points!* >Servo: Stupid level 3 Mike... This seems to snap Weezing out of his confused state and he launches one last load of sludge at Butterfree. Butterfree gets hit and falls straight down. "Looks like I win!" says James triumphantly. Right after that Rain calls for Butterfree to attack! "Butterfree, Psybeam!" says Rain. Through the sludge, Butterfree releases a powerful Psybeam, defeating Weezing! James calls Weezing back and Rain calls Butterfree back. Rain applies a Full Heal and a Super Potion to Butterfree's Pokeball. "You won't win next time!" says James, backing away. >Crow: Yeah, you big bully! Big bad mean thing... ==== Sucked, didn't it?