Subject: [PW!]The Vegetarian(not really) Eevee Date: Sun, 11 Jul 1999 17:23:23 GMT From: Tauras <Tauras24@yahoo.com> Organization: Deja.com - Share what you know. Learn what you don't. Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon OOC: All Poke Speech is translated] Aqua walked down the dirty, polluted streets of Celadon. Smoke from cars and vehicles clouded the area, making it easy to steal, it was a Rocket Magnet. Eevee walked next to her, marveling at the sights. “Come on Eevee, Erika is going to help you become a stronger Pokemon, AND smarter” said Aqua. “Are you sure?” asked Eevee. “Yes I’m sure, she has really powerful Pokemon, and she can do to you what she did to them!” said Aqua. “Yeah, evolve them with a leaf stone…”. Soon the smoke cleared, and the smell of really, really, strong perfume took over. “You know, Erika does this to give herself an advantage, she can stand this!” complained Eevee. They entered the mushroom. “Mario ran by followed by Koopa Troopa’s. “Wrong game, but I can understand if you’re confused” commented Eevee. Erika was sitting in the main chamber, arranging plants. “Hey Erika! Erika!” yelled Aqua. Erika looked up, and smiled. “How do you like my new perfume?” asked Erika. She sprayed it into the air. It was green, and looked moldy. When it reached Aqua she stated “It smells like a Fertilizer Truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill”. Erika laughed, and smiled. “So how is Eevee doing?” asked Erika. “Oh, he’s doing fine. I was hoping you could train him a little” asked Aqua. “Why would I train Eevee? It is not the skill of the Pokemon, but the trainer that matters” replied Erika. “Well, ok” replied Aqua. “We will see how many battles your Eevee can win in a row” said Erika. “I’m up for it, bring_it_on!” said Eevee. “Ok. For my first Pokemon, I choose Gloom!” said Erika. The beam shot out of her Pokeball and a green plant like Pokemon appeared. “Eevee, give it your slash attack!” said Aqua. Eevee charged at the Plant, jumped into the air, stuck out his paw, and spun around, as he spun he slashed Gloom many times. “Gloooooom” yelled Gloom in pain. “Finish it with tackle!” commanded Aqua. Erika watched in horror. Eevee took off running at Gloom, as he was running he began to glow. He smashed into Gloom with amazing force, sending it head over heals into the wall. “Mwahahahah!” yelled Eevee. “Oom” “Gloom, return” commanded Erika. “For my next Pokemon, I choose Vileplume!”. The tree-like Pokemon appeared, but was dozing. “WAKE UP” screamed Erika. “Vile…plume…vile…plume” snored Vileplume. “Eevee, get it with Hyper Beam Before it gets up!” commanded Aqua, seeing the chance. Eevee sat down, and began to swing his tail. “Veee Veee Veee” chanted Eevee. He soon was glowing with bright light. He opened his mouth, a cylindrical beam of energy shot out at Vileplume. It hit Vileplume’s thick leaves, and bounced off. “Eevee?” “Try again, aim for its body!” commanded Aqua. The earlier Hyper Beam woke Vileplume, and he stood ready for a command. Eevee fired another, Vilplume lowered his head, so he leaves bounced it back at Eevee. Eevee dodged, but was hit by a ball of Acid. “Razor Leaf now!” commanded Erika. A vortex of spinning leaves came out of Vileplume’s mouth. “Eevee, Dig now!” commanded Aqua. Eevee dug into the ground, avoiding the leaves. 2 Rockets watched, as the Eevee whooped everything that came at him. “We have GOT to get that Eevee” said one. “Well steal it when they leave” said the other. Eevee busted out of the ground, and smashed the Vileplume into the air. The impact hurt it enough, not to mention that it smashed into the ground. Vileplume lay on the ground, injured and beaten. “Slash attack!” commanded Aqua. Eevee pounced on Vileplume, and began to slash at its concealed flesh. “Return Vileplume. Now, I shall use my best Pokemon. Victreebel” commanded Erika. The Vine-like Pokemon looked very vicious, and bloodthirsty. “Vine Whip now!” commanded Erika. Victreebel fired off a volley of vines at Eevee, with amazing speed and force. Eevee was out after the second wave. “Ok, you win” said Aqua. She picked up Eevee, and sprayed Super Potion on him. “Your Eevee did a very good job, he defeated 2 of my Pokemon without getting hurt much. For most people, I would just give them a Badge, but I will give you a Pokemon instead. This Pokemon is very loyal and strong, you will like it” said Erika. She handed Aqua a Pokeball. “Thanks, I don’t want badge’s anyway. As far as I’m concerned, all they’re good for is looks” said Aqua on the way out the door. Once back in the streets, she called out her new Pokemon. “Wak! Marowak Maro!” said the Marowak. It was carrying a bone in the shape of a sword, and had some other “Bone” weapons inside of its Pokeball. “So, do you have a name?” asked Aqua. Aqua had turned her attention to Marowak. The 2 Rockets quietly walked up to Eevee, and snatched him. “Veeee!” screamed Eevee. It was Aqua’s natural instinct to withdraw her sword. She slashed at one of the Rockets back’s. He fell to the ground, injured, but the other one ran. Aqua charged after him, while Marowak was bashing the already injured rocket. Aqua was much faster than the rocket, and easily caught up. Before she sliced at the Rocket, she channeled the energy into her sword. She jumped into the air, and did a perfect slash on the Rockets shoulder. He grabbed his injured shoulder with his left hand, but Aqua slashed his stomach near the consealed flesh. The Rocket couldn’t handle the pain, and collapsed. Aqua stepped on him, took Eevee, and walked back to Marowak. Marowak had turned the other Rocket into a living fillet. “I think you overdid it a little” commented Aqua. Marowak smiled. “So, do you have a name?” asked Aqua. “Yes, Knight” replied Knight. “Well, lets head back to the Pokemon Mansion” said Aqua. Aqua, Knight, and Eevee made their way back to the mansion, and entered… TBC?? -- Tauras24! E-mail: Tauras24@yahoo.com AIM: Tauras24 ICQ: 34504139(Tauras)Barney:This reminds me of a Special Song. You love me, i love *Bulletfire is heard, then a rebel yell* Audience:*claps* Barney:Damn you Darth VAder:Don't fail me again Barney:I'm glad you came to play Darth Vader:As you wish *loud boom is heard* --- "Woa woa woa Mrs. Lippy, what i don't get about this story is that he gave up looking for happy after an hour, he didn't put posters up, or nothing. He just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy has gotta think You got a responsibility, you got a kid! 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