Subject: Re: [PW!] The wedding Date: Mon, 12 Jul 1999 10:30:42 +0000 From: The Carroll's <rognjo@pacbell.net> Reply-To: rognjo@pacbell.netscape Organization: Pacific Bell Internut Services Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon Magic T. Dragon wrote: > > NinjaMecha wrote: > <snip> > > Tenchi struggled, but found himself unable to free himself from the bed. Then > > he realized something. The explosion had blown his right arm off. > > > > Kaganigdo and Naga laughed as they mae there way to find Natasha. Tenchi > > sucmbed to the pain, and slipped into a deep sleep. > > > > -NinjaMecha, Destron Otaku! > > [OOC: Man...Whadda ya say for a PW award for "most injured"?] > > The pain relievers wore off, and Natasha quickly woke up to something > that felt like she'd been attacked by a rabid chainsaw. Again, there > were two blobs in the room. As she watched them, they became clear to > the point that she could read their nametags. She started to tap out a > message. > > "Okay, uh...H-O-W B-A-D A-M I. Think we should tell her the..." > > "If she wants to know, it's her right. Okay..." The doctor paused. > "You've got second to third degree burns over most of your body. Where > you avoided burns, sandpaper has scraped off most of the skin... Some of > the burns appear to be seared in various colors. Assorted cuts and > puncture wounds..." > > "W-H-A-T I-N T-H-E N-A-M-E O-F G-O-D-D-I-S-H H-A-P-P-E-N-E-D." > > "As near as we can tell...the hotel you were in exploded. You were > launched through... The Museum of Sharp Pointy Things, the Fireworks > Factory, and the Sandpaper Depot." > > "D-A-N-G..." > > "And a couple of the toes on your left foot were blown clean off." > > "C-A-N I R-E-A-D A S-T-O-R-Y N-O-W?" > > "I suppose so...what would you like to read?" > > "T-H-E T-A-L-E-S O-F T-A-N-A-B-I." > > "Okay...just a moment." > > The doctor returned about five minutes later with a large display > screen, which was connected by wire to a little box with a button on it. > "Just press this button to turn the page." > > "G-R-E-A-T T-H-A-N-K-S. I W-A-N-T T-O L-I-S-T-E-N T-O A C-D." > > "What CD?" > > "T-H-E L-I-O-N K-I-N-G O-N B-R-O-A-D-W-A-Y." > > The doctor sighed and returned with the CD. By the time Natasha had > decided it was loud enough, you could hear little else. > > "N-O-W L-E-A-V-E M-E A-L-O-N-E." > > They nodded and left. > > Kaganigdo and Naga reached the room just minutes later. > > --Natasha V. Booga walked out of the hotel just as it exploded. He was shot foward into a car windowby the blast. Crrack! "Uhhgh... I don't think I WANT to know what just happened..." He gasped. A few toes and an arm fell nearby. Booga shoved them into a bag and left for the hospital. He dropped the toes off at the desk. "I think these belong to Natasha..." he said and left. He found a note on the ground. "Okay! Come out! I need defence!" His Eevee, Flareon, Jolteon, Vaporeon, and Kabutops all came out and stood by his side. "Yessss, massster, anything to keep you sssafe." His Kabutops hissed. He left for the address on the note. **** He found Tenchi in a bed in an underground building. "How did you find me?" he gasped. "Your friendsleft an address on their note." he smirked, "I have your arm in a bag, I can re-attach it." "How?" He asked. He looked around the room unwarily. "My mom was a surgeon. She brought home recordings of re-attachment surgeries..." He shuddered, "I learned how from those tapes." Then suddenly, fog entered the room. Eeirie music played, and to silloettes formed by the doorway. One figure was a walking raizor blade. "Beware! We are troublesome!" "Even worse! We're doublesome!" "To bring the world to devastation!" "To merge all peoples into our nation!" "To prove the evils of reality and Pokémon!" "To extend our reach to your priceless Pokémon!" "Aaron!" "Slicer!" "Team Rocket is the best of all the teams!" "Surrender now, or be engulfed with steam!" "Purrrrsian! That is the truth!" A glimmer of memory entered Booga's brain. "Who.... who are you?" "What? You don't remember you old freind?" He mused. "Aaron? Is that you?" Booga asked hopefully. "Yes, I am! And I am also.... your worst nightmare!" he hissed, "But, I'll gladly watch you operate with no anesthetic!" "Yessssss! We'll glaaaadlyyyy...." hissed Slicer, the Kabutops who sliced off Booga's head when he was a Clefable. TBC - Do you want your arm back? Or Natasha, how about your toes? :-) -- Booga PW Characters: Booga, Aaron Why Jigglypuffs don't like thorns: ::Jigglypuff hopping through the woods.... And into a thorn:: Jiggly! Jiggly! Jiggly! Jiggly! KABOOM! ::Jigglypuff flies around untill it deflates:: Pikachu: Pikabluuuu! Misty: Aha! I am a Jedi! Voom! Brock: Pikaaa! Pika pikachu! Ash: Hey! Stay out of my Pokéweed! AGNP Chat quote Booga3000: Weedle! Scythrscy: ::head explodes:: Scythrscy: ::attaches new head::