From: Squirtle the -insert weekly title- <ricky5687@aol.comSquirtle> Subject: [PW!] Three Old Guys Who Had WAY Too Much Beer Date: Saturday, July 24, 1999 8:59 PM >2 hours later at celadon........ > >A huge sign at the celadon city limits said "POKESTOCK99 (we have nothing to >at >all to do with team rocket). Stages were everywhere with artists from pretty >much every musical genre (with the exception of polka, although that would >change soon when weird al was finished setting up). "So where to now?" Darwin >asked eeve.... > ||||PokeSpeech is in *s|||| "Hey, what's going on over there?" Eeve was curious, as it seemed there were people laughing, but at the same time, people running in horror. *It looks like a bunch of guys getting drunk of their ass!* Darwin began to roll on the floow laughing. "Oh, Darwin, that's im...po...ss...," Eeve slowed in speech as she saw 3 old men, with their shirts off, chug beer by the gallon, "This is absolutely disgusting!" Eeve and Darwin got closer to the stage area, to see just how bad it was getting. One man was f***ing a guitar, and the other two were getting downright freaky with each other. "We should notify the authorities!" Eeve suggested. *Just you try..* Darwin snickered. Eeve spotted some policeman by the stage, snacking on donuts and coffee. She ran as fast as she could to get to them, only to be stopped by one of the old guys from the stage. Eeve was shocked. "Hey lil' missy, what's your *hic* name?" the towering drunken fogey said. "E...Eeve.." Eeve stuttered. Never in her life had she met such a drunken of his ass type of fellow. "Well, why don't you come up on stage with me? You loook like a....promising young lady.." Eeve didn't want to go, but she was literally dragged on stage anyway. TBC... -- Squirtle5687 Sig v11.1s ICQ# - 33797130 http://welcome.to/squirtle http://www.deja.com/~pokecenter "Mews, Meowths, Rockets, Abras and Mt. Moons! Pokeballs and Voltorbs, and me purple Glooms!" - Pikoo's Lucky Chansey's Motto