From: Hedgehogey <hedgehogey@aol.comidiocy> Subject: Re: [PW!] Three Old Guys Who Had WAY Too Much Beer Date: Saturday, July 24, 1999 9:41 PM ||||PokeSpeech is in *s|||| "Hey, what's going on over there?" Eeve was curious, as it seemed there were people laughing, but at the same time, people running in horror. *It looks like a bunch of guys getting drunk of their ass!* Darwin began to roll on the floow laughing. "Oh, Darwin, that's im...po...ss...," Eeve slowed in speech as she saw 3 old men, with their shirts off, chug beer by the gallon, "This is absolutely disgusting!" Eeve and Darwin got closer to the stage area, to see just how bad it was getting. One man was f***ing a guitar, and the other two were getting downright freaky with each other. "We should notify the authorities!" Eeve suggested. *Just you try..* Darwin snickered. Eeve spotted some policeman by the stage, snacking on donuts and coffee. She ran as fast as she could to get to them, only to be stopped by one of the old guys from the stage. Eeve was shocked. "Hey lil' missy, what's your *hic* name?" the towering drunken fogey said. "E...Eeve.." Eeve stuttered. Never in her life had she met such a drunken of his ass type of fellow. "Well, why don't you come up on stage with me? You loook like a....promising young lady.." Eeve didn't want to go, but she was literally dragged on stage anyway. >>>> As amusing as the three smashed old men were eeve looked like she didn't really want to be on the stage. Darwin leapt onto the stage and bit the fogey who had dragged eeve on stage. All his drunkennes seemed to melt away as he pointed to darwin and said angrily "You little turd that smells like teen spirit! That flanell shirt is expensive! When i'm done with you they won't be able to stuff your remains into a heart shaped soap box!" *Holy crap! Kurt cobain's alive and he's trying to kill me!* Darwin ran between the former nirvana front mans feet and towards the other stage with cobain hot on his tail. A black haired man was performing on stage singing "I'm going off the rails on a crazy traaaaaain!" Darwin ran across the stage only to be picked up by the black haired man who tried to bite darwins head off. Kurt cobain punched the side of ozzy's head. A fistfight broke out between ozzy and cobain. Darwin escaped in the confusion and leapt off the stage only to be caried across the crowd by many hands only to be dropped abruptly when most of the audience freed up their hands for throwing mud on the stage. Darwin started looking for the stage where eeve was..... Meanwhile, at the auxiliary stage: Eeve was busy fending off two drunk guys who were singing "Aaiaiiaint noshing but a heartbreakywaky..!" in incredibly bad voices. The two drunk guys cornered eeve against an amplifier......when suddenly dexter holland appeared seemingly out of nowhere and beat both drunk guys vicously with a wiffle bat. "Well that was....odd" eeve and darwin said in unison. Hedge Man is quite insane. He would not know how to make a maggot yet invents gods by the dozens.-Montaigne Wilson hussars real identity is revealed: Clan wolverine!-guy on rgm Tv is more alluring than thinking