From: Jose Solano <jsolano199@aol.combomeal> Subject: [PW!] Trent gets a visit from Mom Date: Sunday, July 18, 1999 10:53 AM "SON!!!!!!!!" screamed the old lady behind the glass. "Uh...you're not my mom..." "Why yes ah am!! I brought you a box o' donuts!!" Donuts? Suddenly it all made sense. "Oh yeah! Thanks, mom!!" Trent was given a box of donuts by the guard. "Trent, be a good boy an' give the nice gaud a donuts." "Yes, mother... Here you go." Trent handed the guard a chocolate donut. The guard immediately took a bite and the donut exploded, taking the guard's head and upper torso with it. Trent's mom took off her disguise to reveal Red Speer, Trent's friend and sometime rival. Trent took the guard's keys (luckily the explosion hadn't reach them) and gave them to Red. "Red, unlock all the cells and place 2 donuts against the wall on the east wing that has the word "JOF" on it in red. Trent took the guard's rifle and ran to the Pokemon storage room. He freed every Pokemon there (they seemed to know where their masters were and ran off). His own stayed with him. Rather than have him follow him around, he withdrew them. However, Sandslash was still missing. "Sandslash, where are you?" "SLASH!!!" "WHERE?!" "SLASH!!!" "What are you doing there?!" Sandslash came out of a restroom, completely wet. "Sandslash, what the hell were you doing there?!" "Sandslash." "Oh. I guess the toilet water must taste better. Hey, why aren't there any guards here?" "Sand slash slash sand sand sand." "Well, that makes sense. C'mon." Trent ran back to his cell, shooting 3 guards on his way. Bob was standing right outside, but the cell was closed. "Red came by here already? That was fast." "Red who?" "This guy with dark red hair and shades is unlocking all the doors." "Haven't seen him." "How'd you get out." "The guards left the cell open when they took you to see your mom." "That was 20 minutes ago!! Why are you still here?!" Bob shrugged. "Ah well. Wait, here comes Red." Red came by opening a the cells. He didn't bother opening Bob's. "Is that all of them?" he asked Trent. "Yeah. Did you get the wall?" "Yeah, most of the prisoners are out of the complex already." "How'd they get past the guards outside?" "Well, they're all after you." "DAMMIT!!!! I-" "Oh yeah, and it's Damnit." "What?" "The second M is supposed to be an N." "Who cares?! It sounds exactly the same!! Anyway, we better get out of-" "No, it's pronounced Damn nit." "Damn nit, stoppit with all this damn nit stuff!!!!" "I lied." "Damn nit, Red!!!" "You can say Dammit now, it's the same thing." "Dammit, Red why'd you do that?!" "I felt like it." "Well we gotta get out of here. Sandslash?" Sandslash jumped in the air, began spinning like mad and landed back on the floor, creating a tunnel underground... TBC Jose Luis Solano --------------------------------------- Dark Lord of the Sith --------------------------------------- Official Member of the AFSH Stupid Brigade ---------------------------------------