From: Pipian <pipian@mindspring.com> Subject: [PW!] Two Extraordinarily Unexciting Battles Date: Saturday, July 17, 1999 8:15 AM Thatguyty <thatguyty@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:7mo15c$ola$1@nnrp1.deja.com... > > > "So who else wants to play?" she asked the rest of TAC. > > "We'll battle," said Score, trying to sound tough. > "We? Uh, ok, alright," agreed Erika, giving her Vileplume a Full > Restore potion, "Tangela, constrict whatever he throws out at you." > Roo, Score's Kangaskhan was sent out. Two vines flew from Tangela > and bound Roo tightly before it could react. > "Roo, snap the vines, you can do it!" said Score, trying to > encourage his frustrated Pokemon. Roo wrapped the two vines around his > wrists like handcuff and with one mighty pull he snapped the vines in > half. > "Gela!" <Ouch!> > "Tangela!" ordered Erika, "Retract those vines and send out two > more!" > "Roo, give it a comet punch," said Score. > Roo wound up and smashed its Titanic paw into Tangelas "torso" > repeatidly. Tangela flew back and smashed into a row of rose bushes. > Erika held her pokeball in Tangelas direction and sent out Vileplume. > "Vileplume, put it to sleep!" screamed Erika, scaring the shit out > of Score with the shrillness of her voice. Vileplume spread its petals > wide and began to release spores into the air. > Roo looked at Score, who winked and nodded. Roo stepped back about > 20 feet, took a deep breath and held it. Score yelled "Go!" and Roo > flew towards a worried Vileplume. Roo unleashed numerous Comet Punches, > a Mega Punch, and a Dizzy Punch combo and let out a mighty roar. > Vileplume, dazed but not beaten began its Petal Dance which confused > Roo and dug into his hard, leathery skin. > Score brought Roo back and let out Spanky. Spanky popped out of > the ball and cawwed, "Pidgeeeeeeeeooooooo!" <That's why they call it > the cage baby!> > Vileplume sent a variety of spores Spankys way. Spanky caught > some stun spore in the face and lost its balance in mid-air. It started > to plung toward the ground seemingly unaware, but swooped at the last > minute to fly towards Vileplume at an alarming rate. > Vileplume desperately tried to dodge the psycho bird, but was > grabbed with razor sharp talons and lifted high to the top of the gym. > Spanky flew a flew times around in the air, with Vileplume screaming > and crying. Finally, Spanky dropped the Vileplume into the canopy of a > short tree, bumping it's head on each branch. > "Hehehehe! I mean, uh, Vileplume, you alright?" said Score, > gleefully. > "Well it looks like you won," said a disappointed Erika, > "Vileplume are you alright?" Erika handed Score a Rainbow Badge, which > he gratefully put next to his Boulder Badge on his backpacks top flap. > Score opened his backpack and tossed Vileplume a max potion and > some of the food from the doggy bag he had gotten from the chef at the > restaurant. > "Oh, thank you," said Erika, "Have you been training Pokemon for a > long time?" > "Not really, I just started a few months ago," said Score, sensing > opportunity, "Hey, wanna get some dinner after your matches today." > "Sure!" said Erika, "But I'm obliged to offer your friends a > match. So who's up?" > > [[[TBC?]]] "I'll go next!" said Pipian. "OK!" said Erika. "Go Victreebel!" "Pipian calls... Pyro!" "Victreebel! Vine Whip!" The Charmander had slashes on his body from head to toe. "Pyro! Rage now!" Nothing happened at first, but Victreebel was attacked with slashes from Pyro. "Victreebel! Razor Leaf!" Pyro was hurt moderately. But his rage at this turn of events raised his attack. He slashed at Victreebel again, sending it into a wall, draining almost all of its hit points. "Victreebel! Our only chance is to put it to sleep with your Sleep Powder!" Victreebel splurted out powder and the powder, unfortunately, just missed the Pokémon. Pyro lined up with Victreebel, giving it one last slash to faint it. "Return! Victreebel!" "Pyro! Come back!" "Now it's time for Tangela to GO!" "Go! Umm... Hrmm..." "Come on, I can't wait all day..." "Umm... Kadabra!" "OK! Tangela! Wrap!" "Kadabra! Teleport before they get you!" Kadabra teleported out of the way of the approaching vines. "Now Psychic!" The Psychic blast hit Tangela and blasted it to the back of the room, wiping out all but one of his hit points. "Tangela! Wrap again!" Kadabra teleported again. "Kadabra! Give it some of your Psybeam!" It did, and the Tangela fainted. "You are a great trainer! Here is your Rainbow Badge!" "Why thank you! Here's some Max Revives for your Pokémon!" "Thanks! Next?" "I'll go next!" said Orion. "One thing," said Tiki, "Why did you go easy on him too?" "Oh, Umm... Err..." "She knew I was going to give her some Max Revives!" Filled in Pipian. "Uh... Yah!" "OK..." "Go Venusaur!" "Go Maggie!" "Venusaur! Solar Beam!" Venusaur charged up. "Maggie! Ember!" Venusaur was blasted by fire, draining about half of his energy. It then released a Solar Beam, which almost wiped out the Magmar. "Maggie! Confuse Ray! NOW!" A ray came out of Maggie which hit the Venusaur, confusing it. "Venusaur! Razor Leaf!" The Venusaur, confused, hurt itself, draining almost all of its hit points. "Maggie! Ember!" The Venusaur fainted. "Venusaur Return!" "Maggie Return!" "Go Kadabra!" "Why do you have that?" asked Tiki. "It's fairly smart..." "Uh-huh." "Go Hmm... Starmie!" "Kadabra! Psybeam!" Due to Starmie's partially Psychic nature, it only partially hut Starmie. "Starmie! Hydro Pump!" The Kadabra fell back. Erika obviously did not keep Teleport on it. "Kadabra! Confusion!" The attack missed! "Hydro Pump Again!" Kadabra fainted. "Here's your Rainbowbadge." "Thanks!" Orion walked back to the group... TBC? wisted from DSCreamer's sig, in AGNP "Ash Ketchum gets lost! Not us!"--Pipian, written by Syke6888 L "Sorry, but this newsgroup is cancelled" 7/3/99 "Cancellation time is near!" 7/5/99 "This newsgroup will be terminated" 7/6/99 -RSan687689 "Anyone want to bet that within the next few months, he will keep saying 'This newsgroup will be terminated soon?'" -Crimsonjacket "Space goes on and on... And then you get to the end and a monkey starts throwing barrels at you!" -Fry from Futurama Calvin: Want to buy my latest invention? Hobbes: What is it? Calvin: It's a writer's block! You put it on your desk and then can't write there any more! 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