From: Shard Fields or Megasomething <goola2u@aol.compostheap> Subject: [PW!] A Walk in the Park Date: Monday, August 02, 1999 8:08 PM "Aww, look at the cute Jigglypuff! It’s so round and huggable, and those big black eyes just…" "So, you think big black eyes are cute, huh?" interrupted Banshee, sick of the little girl’s gushing, "Well why don’t I give you a couple?!?" "MOOOMMM!!!" screamed the little girl, running off in terror. "Was that really necessary?" asked Shard, not as amused as the cackling Banshee was. "Few things in life are," explained Banshee, returning to the park bench. "Besides, it felt good." Suddenly, Banshee’s eyes began to glow pink. "I am the voice of Mewtwo. Cease your actions or wither away. Mewtwo has spoke." "You’re not Mewtwo," laughed Shard. "Darn," said Banshee. *** "Darn," said Mewtwo. *** A little later, Shard saw a woman with a VERY fashionable Vulpix walk by. Shard immediately jumped in front of her. "Well, if it isn’t Suzy of Scissor Street, with her brand-new award winning Vulpix… And unwary of Team Rocket. You’re lucky I’m not in the mood to steal pokemon. I’m in the mood to get some trade secrets. I have pokemon I need to be able to take care of. Most importantly, two Jigglypuffs, one of whom may be pregnant, but… Oh, here’s a list," said Shard, handing Suzy a paper. "Right," said Suzy, "when I get back to my office, I’ll send it to you, since you asked quite nicely, for a Rocket. In the meanwhile, I challenge you to a pokemon battle!" Shard reluctantly accepted. "Vulpix!" shouted Suzy. "Snowball, I choose you!" shouted Shard. Shard could barely blink as a huge blast of flame roared past him, ripped through the Chansey’s Ice Beam, and scrambled the poor, cute egg pokemon. Suzy was visibly annoyed, but didn’t say anything. Shard, however, was aghast. "My Chansey!" "Vulpix, wait for commands!" scolded Suzy as she walked away. Shard just sat down, and waited for small, gullible children to rob. TBC… Shard Fields, who mainly did that whole thing for just two very small bits he put in... .sig not included. Shard Fields on AGNP Megasomething on ATT