From: Its Dun Dun Dun Raven
Subject: [PW!]Burgers and Tv Guides
Date: Monday, August 23, 1999 5:45 PM
[OOC: Continuity fix. Sorry Spawn.]
"Ok Scythers let him go." Len said.
"SCYTHER SCYTHER" "SCY SCY SCY"
"OK....now. You guys maybe wondering what WC means. It is the initials to The
Whopper Club. What is the Whopper Club you ask? Actually this place is an
Offshore Burger King. The whole secret thing was just to scare you
guys.hahahahahahahaha."
Silence is heard.
"The Charizard in our patch logo means we have smoked our meat into
perfection." Jim said.
"Isn't it flamebroiled beef?"
"Um. We don't use beef.We use ......"
One of the survivors is heard running toward the bathroom.
"We had a good view of your Flying Island fight and we thought "CUSTOMERS" So
we saved the people who looked like they had alot of money. When we found out
you guys were ATR and TR it was even better. You see. TR have been stealing our
burgers for years now and we want to get even but they have robbed us out. This
is the only known Burger King left in this area. Brock's Diners are also
kicking our ass and the food critics hate us. Well ATR also owe us in debt to
about thousands of dollars in burgers. You think we give it to you for free?"
Jimmy said.
"You mean they were from you?" Raven asked.
"Yes if you feel sick our doctor is really a Ecoli Doctor." Lens answered.
"Anyway. Since ATR didn't pay us back. We hacked into the computers and stole
all the TV guides and TV guide subscriptions. Until we get it back you will
have no more TV guides. Please go to the next room while our Scythers serve you
freshly chopped burgers." the Doctor said.
" I WANT MY TV GUIDE BACK!!!!!" Raven said.
"No." Lens replied.
"Why not?"
"Why?"
"Uh Why not?"
"No"
________
2 weeks later
"IM SICK AND TIRED OF BURGER KING. BURGER KING FOR BREAKFAST. BURGER KING FOR
BRUNCH. BURGER KING FOR LUNCH. BURGER KING FOR DINNER. BURGER KING FOR SUPPER.
BURGER KING FOR MIDNIGHT SNACK. BURGER KING FOR OVERNIGHT BARBERCUE. ALWAYS THE
SAME BURGERKING. ITS MAKING ME SICK. AND I WANT MY TV GUIDE BACK." Raven
screamed.
"Whats with the ALL CAPS?" Lens asked.
"My Caplock key was broken. There just got it fixed." Raven muttered.
"You want seconds on Burger King?"
_________
"TV guide?"
"No"
"Where is my Tv guide?"
"Nowhere."
___________
"Tv guide."
"No"
"Tv guide"
"OK THATS IT. ITS ALWAYS TV GUIDE. I WANT MY TV GUIDE WHERES MY TV GUIDE BUT
WHAT ABOUT ME? US WHOPPER CLUB BURGER KING PEOPLE WE DON'T GET TV GUIDE. OK IM
DONE RANTING"
"Tv guide?"
_______
"We hope you like your 3 week stay here in Burger King. We will drop you all of
on Fushcia City ok? Thank you for coming Burger King. We have it your way.
Please come again." Jim said as he waved goodbye.
TBC......