From: Jon Ference
Subject: Re: [PW!] Case of the Missing Pokemon
Date: Friday, August 20, 1999 5:36 AM
>> "There's always the race," added Felix. "I have the feeling that he'll
>> show his face on the track now that all his compeditors are without
>> "But what should we do then?"
>> "While he's on the track, he won't be able to guard the stolen
>> Pokemon, right?" said Felix.
>> "Well, while he's in the race someone goes out and finds the missing
>> Pokemon," said Kirsty. "But didn't he have Team Rocket on his side?
>> They'll be guarding the stolen Pokemon, or maybe they've already got
>> "I can race him," spoke an angry Lara. "My Rapidash beat him last
>> time, it can do it again."
>"We could *all* race him tomorrow..." Robert stands up, fixing his trench
>coat, "But by then...it would be too late! I say we all storm into his house
>and ask the meaning of this! FREEDOM!!! Is everyone with me?"
>A few members in the large group cough, and others turn their faces away
>The only one who steps forward is Mithril-rama, "I'm with you, Robert!"
>places her hands on his shoulder.
>Robert sniffs once, then blinks his eyes. He rubs them for a moment before
>speaking, "I just... got a little bit of dust in my eyes. If anyone has
>change of heart, you know where Dario's house is. I'll be there." With that,
>Robert holds on to Rilli's hand and storms out of Orderlyalpaca's house!
>doesn't notice that Lara's Rapidash isn't waiting outside. After leaving
>Tauros pen, he keeps walking in a straight line. "Who needs a large group,
>anyway? I've got you, Rilli!"
>Mithril-rama blushes and clears her throat, "Uhhh... Do *you* know where
>Dario's house is?"
>"We'll find it eventually. How large can the Big P Pokemon Ranch be, anyhow?"
>Robert gazes out into the distance.
>Twenty minutes later, it's obvious that Robert has once again gotten his
>two person group lost. After such a long time outside, the blazing sun's
>becomes unbearable. Mithril-rama rolls up her short sleeves and wipes her
>sweating face, "Robert, aren't you hot inside that trench coat?"
>"Awww yeah, you finally think I look hot! I knew this trench coat was a
>magnet! I think you look hot, too, Rilli!" Robert kisses Rilli's forehead,
>then makes a face, "Eeew, your sweat tastes much worse than your saliva!"
>"You're delusional, Robert! You're starting to sound like..." Mithril-rama
>makes a face of disgust similar to Robert's upon tasting her sweat,
>"...Jeremy... Let's just go back to Orderly's house and join the rest of
>group relaxing in the A/C!"
>"Relax?!" Robert raises his arm up high, "I have not yet begun to relax!
>mean... I can't relax! Not with Dradio out there with the Pokemon... The
>and little racing Pokemon! But... no... not the Psyduck! Just the racers!
>Don't you... get... what I'm... I don't feel so great..." Robert falls to
>knees, then falls flat onto the grass.
>Mithril-rama kneels next to Robert and places her hands on his cheeks, "You're
>burning up... We have to get you inside! Look, there's a house over there...
>If you stay out here in the heat, you'll dehydrate!"
>"When you think you're dehydrated..." Robert comments, half-heartedly
>remembering something one of his teachers in Lavender once told him, "You're
>already dehydrated... Is true, you know! Why don't you believe me? You don't
>love me anymore!" Robert begins to quietly sob, "Just like the rest of 'em!
>Robert just isn't your cup of tea, huh, Rilli?"
>Mithril-rama grabs Robert's arm and tries to drag him over to the nearby
>ranch. She just isn't strong enough to move him. "What can I do?" Rilli
>her lip and tries to think up a solution. "Of course! It's so simple!" Rilli
>pulls a Pokeball out of her purse connected to hammer space and drops it
>A cute little blue Horsea pops out and smiles at Rilli, "Seeeeaaaaa!"
>"Horsea, use Water Gun on Robert, but please don't hurt him!" Mithril-rama
>clutches her purse tight, hoping her Horsea will be able to help Robert
>his senses. Inhaling deeply, the little sea horse closes its eyes and fires.
>A gentle stream
>of water ejects onto Robert, who twitches around in response.
>"We're going under!" Robert shakes his head, sending some water from his
>onto his surroundings. He stands up straight, then leans up against Rilli,
>"Whadya do that for? I'm all washed up! I was perfectly fine!"
>"Sure you were." Mithril-rama holds Robert's hand and leads him over towards
>the nearby ranch. Rilli's Horsea bounces after its trainer. Rilli politely
>knocks on the door. "Hello? Is anyone home?"
>A mean looking kid with wild black hair in a ponytail answers the knocking,
>"Whut's yer problem, you two?"
>Mithril-rama motions over towards Robert, "We need something to drink.
>Especially my friend here!"
>"Issat so?" The kid answers, narrowing his eyes at Robert, "Whus with his
>"I'm Inspector Robert!" Robert stumbles around as he speaks, "I'm trying
>find all those missing racing placing Pokemon that were stolen by some Dardodo
>guy! Go Go Robert Chopper!"
>"Oh yeah?" The kid snaps his fingers and three goons show up behind Robert
>Rilli. One of the goons holds Rilli, another one grabs Robert's arms, and
>third grabs Rilli's Horsea, and points it away so it can't spit in his eyes.
>The owner of the house smirks at his capture, "An' the name's Dario, not
>Dardodo. Tie 'em up, boys!"
>Moments later, Robert and Rilli are sitting back to back on chairs in the
>middle of a hidden corral. All sorts of large Pokemon circle them, looking
>very angry for some reason. Rilli's Horsea is off in a cage far away from
>Robert looks around with his eyes only half open, "You know what, Rilli?"
>Rilli sighs, the heat getting to her as well, "What?"
>"I solved the Mystery of the Missing Pokemon all by myself! They're all
>in this corral here at Dario's house!" Robert chuckles to himself, "I'm
>great sleuth!" With that final comment, he passes out due to the heat.
While all this was going on, the group was still at the other house, planning
their rides for the race.
Jon, looking through his Pokedex, seemed undecided.
Felix looked over. "Need some help?"
Jon nodded. "I have two I think I could ride- Jolteon or Tauros. Tauros, is
easier to ride. But it isn't as fast and I've never used it before. Jolteon
might be hard to ride, but it's quite fast and obedient."
Felix nodded. "Go with Jolteon. It's a sure bet." He smiled.
As dusk began to fall, the group returned to the topic of the missing Pokemon.
"Eh... I wonder where Robert and Rilli are..." Runt wondered aloud.
"I guess it was kind of rude for us to just make them go alone... with that
Dario guy..." Damian added.
Lara returned from looking out the window.
"I sure don't trust that Dario... but your friends sure looked smart. They'll
"Maybe we should go after them," suggested Sarah Jane.
There was silence, and the group grew uneasy.
Deathclock says I die June 23, 2059.
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"Lesbianism...matters not. It's the heart."R. Lillis