From: Akynirew <efejpenn@mindspring.com> Subject: Re: [PW!] Confrontation Date: Saturday, August 28, 1999 1:48 AM > Now for a word from Mushboom > (hack, hack, snip) > > "What is it?" Phannon asked. Chosu didn't answer and just plowed him > over, he got to his feet just in time to see a big Haunter floating after > his new found friend. "Wow! A Haunter!" The psychic reached for one of > his Pokeballs, ready to capture this rare Pokemon. “A Haunter!” Phannon almost yelled. “Go Pixar! Haunter, you’re mine!” The little fox jumped from his backpack, practically prancing up to the haunter. The ghost pokémon stared at the fox until it seemed to get blurry. Phannon could tell his pokémon was getting confused, and there was nothing he could do about it. “Pixar! Flamethrower!” The fox turned and looked at him, eventually decided to charge him. It jumped at him and he nimbly grabbed the runt out of the air with a trained hand (you’ll never guess how it was trained ^_^). He pointed the fox at the Ghost pokémon that was rolling around on the floor with laughter. “Attack him.” Pixar nodded. “Confuse ray, give it some of it’s own medicine!” This attack only hit because the haunter was laughing so hard its eyes were spraying water all over the place, so it couldn’t see. “Flamethrower!” Pixar’s attack went horridly wide, completely missing the ghost and leaving char marks on the wall. The wild haunter made faces at Generator the pokémon just shook its head at the ghost. “Jolteon, Jolt, jolt, jolt.” Phannon got an idea, his smug grin returned as Generator opened his eyes which flashed red, all the light in the room seemed to be absorbed until nothing was visible but the yellow glowing pokémon with two glowing red eyes. “JOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLT!” The feral scream of the pokémon caused the haunter to pass out from fear, Pixar leapt up and hid in Phannon’s backpack. “Aggh!” Chosu and Phannon yelled simultaniously, petrified. Breaking the silence that followed Generator’s scream. “Pokéball! GO!” Phannon rasped, searching for his voice. Haunter put up no resistance. Chosu mumbled something about his pants and stumbled towards the stairs that led to the lobby. <Tha hell was that!?> Playa his voice AWOL, too. <Night Shade.> Phannon still hadn’t found his voice. <Where’s your stuff?> <’sall thataway.> Playa pointed and walked towards a blank wall. <All I see’s a wall.> Phannon shrugged. “Must be blind kid.” Playa found his voice first. “It’s all there.” He gestured and a door opened in the wall, revealing what looked like a crypt. Playa strutted in without any hesitation. Phannon gawked for a second as he steeled himself to go in. Phannon motioned for Generator to stay outside and followed Playa in. Playa went straight to a safe and opened it, revealing his possessions. First he pulled out a pair of baggy jeans, he started to put them on and stopped, turning to glare at Phannon. He got the hint and looked around the crypt. He walked into a room and felt something calling him, he looked in the direction of the call and found a metal rod that resembled a quarter staff. He picked it up and examined it, he found nothing odd except the word ‘Farome’ was inscribed on it. It felt like it belonged in his hand, he felt knowledge of it’s use flooding him. “Whereja go?” Playa grumbled “Lez go.” Phannon turned and saw his hypno, he was wearing the jeans, which sagged, no shirt. He had a discman in his back pocket with the headphones around his neck. He had a black London Fog cap set jauntily on his head, with some Ray-Bans over his eyes. “Wuz that?” He pointed at the stave. Phannon shrugged. “I dunno, it just called me.” “Happens.” The two left the crypt and Playa closed the door behind them. They found Chosu coming out of the bathroom in the lobby. “YOU’RE PSYCHIC!” He shrieked. 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