From: Roberto Perez-Vila <RobfromVoid@prodigy.net> Subject: [PW!] Girls Just Wanna Have Fun! Date: Monday, August 30, 1999 9:55 PM Shard Fields or Megasomething wrote: > At this, Shard’s face turned red. "PERVERT!" he screamed, clobbering > the > rather desperate stranger over the head with a paper fan. Only then > did he > look to see who it was. > > "Brock!" > > Shard’s ran back into the alley, and slapped Minax. "You could have > told me > that you were SERIOUS about what I looked like!" "First, I am *always* serious about what I say." Minax wraps her hand around Shards neck, her long dark blue nails pressing against his veins, "Second, you don't slap me unless I tell you to. This is your first and only warning." Maria and Slasher both watch as Minax threatens the poor cross-dresser, then Maria interrupts the conflict, "C'mon, Minax, don't hurt him. He's on our side! Besides, if anyone's gonna hurt him, it's gonna be me!" Minax releases her grasp on Shard's neck and glances down at the huge fake breasts tightly packed into his skimpy pink shirt, "Truly disgusting, Shard. I'm glad that I don't fit into your narrow minded definition of feminine." Minax reaches into her black sack, careful not to wake up her sleeping baby Chansey, and withdraws her Diglett claw earrings. She latches one claw onto each of her earlobes, "Does this make me look more appealing to you, oh queen of female fashion?" "You... killed... a Diglett?!" Shard looks like he's about to break into a fit of PMS, but that's ridiculous. Minax narrows her eyes while calmly responding, "Yes. I don't like Diglett. I like earrings. Two Pidgeys with one stone." Before Shard and Minax can get into another cat fight, Maria walks between them, "What do ya guys wanna do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, Maria..." Minax looks up at the night's sky. The face on the full moon stares back at her. "Actually, it's not what *I* always do, but what members of Team Rocket are supposed to do: steal Pokemon!" "Can't we go clubbing instead?" Shard whines, wanting to have some sort of a date with Maria before the night is over. Minax's eyes dart towards Shard. Her head then tilts with a curious look towards Maria. Slasher reminds Minax that he's present by letting out a loud meow. Minax is reminded that she's not alone, and that she can't make her own decisions without considering the others, "On second thought, we can do whatever you want to, Maria." "Hey, whattabout meee?!" Shard squeals, sounding more feminine than either of the female Rockets with him. Minax stares at Shard in silence for a few seconds, coughs, then turns back to Maria, "What do you want to do, Maria?" -Minax