From: Roberto Perez-Vila <RobfromVoid@prodigy.net> Subject: Re: [PW!] He Who Performs and Runs Away... Date: Sunday, August 01, 1999 12:21 AM Shard Fields or Megasomething wrote: > "Don't worry, Marv! I'm here for ya!" says a familiar, annoying voice. "Who's > there? What kinda lunatic are you?" snaps Marvin. "I thought I explained," > said the chair, oozing out from under Marvin and forming into a green ditto, > "I'm Silly!" > > "This is the LAST thing I need!" said Marvin exhaustedly. "No," said Silly, > "this is!" With that, he readched into a nearby hat and pulled out a > tombstone. > > Marvin went to snatch at Silly, but when he reached behind the tombstone, > nothing was there! the tombstone, knocked over, melted down and oozed to the > front of the Caravan. Marvin narrows his eyes at the unwelcome visitor, "You should knock before coming in to a home... otherwise, it's against the law!" Marvin grabs magical handcuffs off the floor and tosses them at Silly Putty. Surprisingly, they bind around the pile of green slime and hold him in place. He struggles to break free, but the handcuffs don't allow him to! Xerox, the Ditto, looks up from her novel, uninterested, "Somehow, I doubt this is the creature of surpassing intelligence I detected earlier. Silly Putty, if you came to harass my sister, she is currently otherwise occupied." Silly Putty is too distracted with Marvin to pay much attention to what the purple Ditto is saying, "What kinda way is this to treat your Pokemon's boyfriend? I oughta call the cops on you!" Silly Putty manages to transform into an Officer Jenny, except with green hair instead of blue. 'She' easily slips out of the handcuffs on 'her' small wrists, "Oh yeah, you're gonna pay for what you did!" Silly Jenny charges at Marvin, but only gets halfway there... Bozo, the Mr. Mime, is now awake, and extending his strange arms outward towards Silly Jenny, holding 'her' in place with a Psychic Barrier. While performing the Psychic move, he pretends he is stuck in an imaginary box. Marvin wipes his forehead, falling into his real green bean bag chair, "Thanks, Bozo!" "No problem!" The clown Pokemon says, smiling at his traveling companion. Marvin closes his eyes to try to get some sleep, but instead thinks outloud, "Hey, Mr. Mime don't talk!" He opens his eyes to see an angry Mr. Mime ready to attack! It seems Silly Putty's Ditto instincts prevailed and he turned into a Mr. Mime when Bozo attacked him. Silly Bozo Doubleslaps Marvin on the face a few times, getting a word in between each Slap, "This... is... for... the... handcuffs!" He feels a tapping on his shoulder. Curious, he turns around, only to get hit by a similar Doubleslap from Bozo! "Ahh! Make peace, not war!" Silly Putty transforms into one of the hippies he saw at Pokestock '99 and runs! Marvin watches as Bozo chases Silly Hippie everywhere he goes in the caravan, both of whom are knocking over some valuable and tacky ornaments, "Stop running, you two! Don't make me kick you out of the caravan!" Silly Hippie makes a peace sign with his fingers, "Hey, man, chill out! I'm not your Pokemon, you can't boss me around!" Xerox sighs out loud, so that everyone can hear her, "All I desired this afternoon was silence so that I could finish this novel. Master, shall I dispose of the disruptive Ditto?" Marvin looks over at his helpful purple Ditto and nods, "Please do so, Xerox!" Marvin's purple Ditto transforms into a woman wearing a Growlithe-catcher's uniform. She even has a large net hanging from a pole in one hand. On the Saffron City streets, a little girl is tugging on her mother's dress, "Look, mom, it's a Rapidash pulling a rainbow car around! Hey, the door is opening! What's that weird green thing that lady has in her net? Haha, she kicked it into the garbage can! Cool!" The girl's mother glances the moment Marvin's caravan turns the corner, "Oh, Lisa, you have such an imagination! There's no such thing as a rainbow car! Let's go home." The girl scratches her head, "Kay, mom." -Marvin