From: Hedgehogey <hedgehogey@aol.comidiocy> Subject: Re: [PW!] Lavendar city happenings Date: Tuesday, August 24, 1999 1:36 PM OOC: Since neither tauras or insanelamma have posted anything in the last several days I'll be writing for them until they return The shorts kids stopped chasing after mystic, chaotic and phire and started looking for the source of the disturbance.......>>>> Spying darwin and Insanelamma at the end of the alley, several dozen of them charged at darwin and insane. Insane managed to hold them off with a few shots from his twin colts. Darwin used swift, sending several salvos of stars at the shorts kids. At least a dozen fell but two dozen were ready to take their place and insane was rapidly running out of bullets. They chanted their horrible war cry "You're not wearing shorts! You're not wearing shorts!" and charged at darwin and insanelamma. They did their best to hold them off but a few got through the withering barrage of bullets and stars. Three clung to Insanelammas arm and he yelled in pain as he bashed them against the wall, trying to get them to let go. One had picked darwin up and was about to eat him before he wriggled out of its grasp. Darwin swallowed his pride and tried to call for help from chaotic, phire and mystic but they were busy battling other shorts kids. Darwin and Insanelamma were about to be buried under the shorts kids when they heard a familiar sound which sent chills down darwins spine: The weeeeooooweeeeooo of an officer jennies motorcycle siren. "What's going on here?" Came the distinctive annoying and accusatory Jenny voice. "Thank you so much officer! These shorts kids where about to kill us." Insane said as darwin signed Ass-kisser and made smooching noises. "Spare me that tauros crap! Lavender town does not tolerate terrorists!" Officer jenny said as she snapped handcuffs on Insanelamma. When Insane tried to protest officer jenny nocked him out with a blow from her baton. Officer jenny threw an ultraball at darwin. As the ball hurtled toward him Darwins pokemon resistance training kicked in and he jammed a severed robotic shorts kids arm into the balls hinge, wedging it open. "Insolent little freak!" officer Jenny said as she aimed her pump shotgun at darwin. Darwin stared down the guns barrel. This went on for several tense moments, rebellion and authority staring each other down. Finally the silence was broken as darwin leapt onto the gun and officer jenny pulled the trigger. He bit officer jennies hand and caused her to drop the gun. Darwin felt a stinging pain in his side as a stray shrapnel fragment cut into his left flank. He felt another pain in his other side as Jenny kicked him into the alley wall. She slapped a smaller pair of handcuffs on darwin and placed him on the back of her motorcycle with insane. When Insanelamma came to he was in a cell with a 230 pound bald man. "Heya cutie!" the man said....... TBC Insane, tauras, where are you? Hedge Man is quite insane. He would not know how to make a maggot yet invents gods by the dozens.-Montaigne Wilson hussars real identity is revealed: Clan wolverine!-guy on rgm Tv is more alluring than thinking-Rich