From: Zagro <zagro@att.net> Subject: [PW] Memories that Suck Monkies [Part 1] Date: Sunday, August 15, 1999 9:39 AM [OOC: Evil Clefairies are cool. If Satan were a Pokemon, he'd be a Clefairy.] A wad of string hit Zagro in the face, waking him. He looked around and found all four of his Pokemon tied to a tree. Then he remembered that he had 6 Pokemon. "Who did this? And where are Puffles and Fuzz?" Goddish struggled to break free. "Thy Clefairy iseth the one who dost this. He raneth off with Puffleseth's Pokeball." Zagro started to untie to ropes. "Do you know why he did this?" Goddish motioned behind Zagro. "Probably so they could catcheth up." Zagro turned to see 5 figures flanking him. He even remembered four of them! "Prepare for trouble!" "And make it quintuple!" "... huh?" The male Team Rocket member turned to the unrecognized man. "Um... since there's five of us?" "To protect the world from Zagro!" "To unite all people... except Zagro!" "YOU'RE NOT WEARING SHORTS!!!!!!" Zagro looked at the five. There was the two Team Rocket members, Shorts Kid, that dumb Ash clone, and... "Hey! You're that WigglyLauncher guy!" "Yeah! I want revenge for the bones you broke!" Zagro thought about this. "So you all either want me dead, or want my Pokemon." "YOU'RE NOT--" "OKAY! I forgot! Or you want me to wear shorts." "To denounce the evils of Zagro!" "To extend our reach... ... I can't fit Zagro in that one." "Bob!" "Florita!" "Team Rocket blasting Zagro at the speed of light!" "Surrender now or die. Okay? Caterpie, go!" "Sandshrew, go!" The yet-unnamed 'WigglyLauncher guy' (WLG) threw down 3 Pokeballs. "Wigglytuff, Wigglytuff, Wigglytuff, go!" Ash adjusted his hat and camera zoomed in towards his eye. "Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle, Muk, Primeape, Butterfree, Krabby, go!" Only Shorts Kid was left. He was too busy watching Zagro dissapear into the distance, carrying his Pokemon. "HE'S GETTING AWAY!!!!!!!!!!! WITHOUT SHORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" As the five chased after him, the camera pans to a tree, where a Clefairy hides in the branches. It pulls out an intercom. "Pewter City Police Force? Your escaped convict, Zagro, has been spotted running your way, from the forest. Just trying to be a good citizen! Bye now." It grinned at a Jigglypuff, who was tied to a branch. "And as for you...." ------ Zagro reached Pewter City, gasping for air. Team Rocket was right behind him, with Shorts Kid close by. WLG was back a ways, beating the karp out of 'Ash'. Then he saw the Police. ------ Zargo pouted. What a boring day. He had had very few customers lately. His Spearow looked off to the south. "Pidgey?" Zargo followed his gaze. "Looks like a chase! This could be cool! And wow, it's heading my way!" TBC - Twenty Bald Chickens!