From: The Sage of the Odd.
Subject: [PW!] Neo's last badge
Date: Saturday, August 14, 1999 11:12 AM
Neo kicked and pounded at the door of Viridian gym and yelled, "Let me
in you crapheads!" suddenly the door opens and Neo falls in while hitting it.
He looks around the maze like gym and sighs, "Greeeeaaaat" he starts to walk in
one direction and hits a wall. He then turns and hits another wall.
(3 hours later)
Neo falls in front of Giovanni, "Can't you design this gym so it's a gym
and not a maze?" Giovanni chuckles, "Stupid boy, you wish to fight me?" Neo
stands up, "Hell yeah!" Giovanni snaps his fingers, suddenly the walls lower
into the ground. The whole roomis now a large arena. Giovanni takes a Pokeball,
"We will fight 5 Pokemon at a time. Go Dugtrio!" A Dugtrio pops out of the
ground and looks at Neo.
He takes out on of his Pokemon, "Go, Hayate!" he tosses the ball down and
Hayate pops out, "SCYTHER!" he roars. Giovanni goes first, "Dugtrio, under
ground." The Dugtrio digs underground. Hayate flies up and looks for Dugtrio,
"Hayate, stay up! Double team while Dugtrio is underground." Hayate glows and
for a minute moves so fast he leaves a blurry image. Dugtrio pos up but misses
Hayate.
The Scyther flies up into the air, his blades shimmering from the light
around him. The he goes into a dive, his blades in front of him, he screams,
"SCYTHER!!!!" and he hits with a furious combo of slashes and swipes. Dugtrio
faints and Giovanni returns him, "Very good but can you handle....NIDOKING?" A
powerful Nidoking jumps out and begins his assault, pounding and generally
hurting the poor Scyther. Neo brings him back and he sends out, "Go, Gouki!"
Arcanine leaps out and lands infront of Nidoking. Neo yells, "Ryouma, Fire
Blast!"
Ryouma spits a stream of fire at Nidoking, he chars Nidoking. But the huge
lizard is generally unfazed. Giovanni chuckles, "You fool! Nidoking is part
ground. Your Arcanine will pay! Toxic!" Nidoking sprays acid on Ryouma,
weakening him severly. Arcanine then charges up and fires a beam of enrgy at
Nidoking, "Yes!" shouts Neo, "Hyper Beam!" Nidoking is weakened, but still
alive. Ryouma however faints.
Neo grabs another Pokeball, "Go, Gouki!" he sends out Vaporeon, "Gouki!
Bubblebeam!" he fires a beam of water energy out of his mouth. Nidoking can't
handle it, and he faints.
TBC
Neo J. Menasor
The Neo-Stunticons
The Covenent of Primus, IT'S A COOKBOOK!
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