From: The Sage of the Odd.
Subject: [PW!] Neo's last badge part 2
Date: Saturday, August 14, 1999 3:11 PM
Nidoking fainted as Gouki fired his Bubblebeam at him. Nidoking
fell and fainted. Giovanni returned him and sent out, "Nidoqueen!" Gouki was
intimidated by the huge lizard. Giovanni smiled, "Nidoqueen, Thrash!" The
Nidoqueen thrashed and Gouki was thrown into the wall. Neo returned him and
sent out Saya, #Oh, hello Neo, how are you?# Neo pointed at Nidoqueen,
"Attack!" Saya rolls her eyes, #Whatever# she puts her hands in front of her
face in a Taiyo-Ken formation and yells, #Psychic attrack!!# She fires a blast
of psychic energy at Nidoqueen.
The psychic enrgy literally scorch the Nidoqueen and she faints.
Giovanni then sends out Rhydon, Saya looks at the creature and laughs,
"Alakaza-a-a-a-am!!!" #Oh Puh-leeze!# Rhydon then kncoks Saya away and begins
his assault. He pounds the Alakazam into the ground and backs off for a minute.
Saya gets up, #Now I am totally pissed OFF!!!!# she puts her hand forward and
shouts, #Psybeam!# a powerful beam of energy erupts from her hand and at
Rhydon.
Rhydon literally gets blasted straight out of the gym! Giovanni is VERY
mad at this turn of events, "That's it Persian, kick that Alakazam's ass!"
Persian pounces at Saya, who dodges and activates her Recover technique.
Persian then lies down, staring at his prey. Saya stares him down. Neo and
Giovanni tense up as the two Pokemon stare each other down.
(3 hours later)
The two Pokemon still stare each other down. Giovanni is on his 6th pot of
coffee and Neo is asleep. Then Persian attacks, his claws outstreched and in
prime ripping condition, Saya prepares her Taiyo-ken position, #Psychic
attack!# she fires a Psychic blast at Persian. Persian then falls, Saya steps
forward and Persian leaps! It was a trick! Saya is taken down in a flurry of
hits. Then Neo sends out Hikaru. The Jolteon charges up with electricity,
"Jolteon!" Neo shouts, "Hikaru, Pin missle!" Hikaru fires two spines at
Persian. The Persian attacks again, roaring and slashing at Hikaru.
Hikaru fires another thunder bolt and dodges. Persian is hit by the
thinderbolt and faints. Giovanni just gapes at Neo and tosses him his badge.
Neo leaves while smiling. He gets a call on his phone, "Yes what is it?"
"Neo, it's Orion. How did the match go?"
"I won!"
"Cool! Listen I got to tell you something"
"Why do we have the feeling we've picked up another pathetic lifeform?"
Sirius, your turn.
Neo J. Menasor
The Neo-Stunticons
The Covenent of Primus, IT'S A COOKBOOK!
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