From: Jose L. Solano
Subject: [PW!] Pikachu's Revenge
Date: Monday, August 02, 1999 9:39 AM
Oddly enough, Trent was walking through a forest near Saffron in broad
daylight. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a yellow flash. He turned to
face it- nothing. He kept walking.
Then he saw it again- Right in front of him. He didn't bother looking for it
this time.
Once more he saw the yellow flash. Now it was starting to anger him.
"Alright, whatever you are, stop running around like that! It's bugging the
shit out of me!!"
A Pikachu came out from behind the tree.
"Pika?"
"Oh, so it's you?" Trent pulled out a knife (from somewhere) and run towards
it. Just before he reached it, 3 Pikachu fell from the trees, right on his
head.
"HEY! That's 4 against 1!"
"Pika CHU!!"
"Fine, I'll even up the odds..." Trent went for one of them but it darted
away. He ran after it. From behind 2 trees, 3 Pikachu jumped out, shocking
Trent.
"DAMMIT!! THAT HURT YOU LITTLE SONS OF BITCHES!!"
Trent ran after one of them, only to have the other 6 chase him. They pounced
him.
"GET THE FUCK OFF ME!!"
"Pika Pika!"
"I DON'T CARE!!"
It seemed like they were everywhere, as more jumped out from behind trees, or
from the branches, charging Trent and jumping on him. Trent struggled to get
up, but finally made it and pulled them off. He stood up and reached for a
Pokeball. As he was about to throw it, 3 Pikachu shocked him. The Pokeball went
flying into the canopy.
"I DON'T NEED A POKEMON TO DEAL WITH YOU! I'LL KILL YOU ALL MYSELF!!"
He ran towards the swarm of Pikachu (which only kept getting bigger),
brandishing his knife, and shoved it into the crowd. They all scattered, but he
managed to get one straight in the leg. It couldn't run away, so Trent picked
it up by the tail and hurled it towards a tree. It splattered against it,
dripping blood and the other good stuff. Seeing this, the rest regrouped and
charged. By now there were almost 100 of them. They all jumped on Trent,
forcing him to the ground. As soon as he was pinned, they all let out a
thundershock.
"DAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!"
The attack was over, and the Pikachu all ran off. Trent lay there, shocked.
Suddenly, a Pokeball hit him in the head. Out came Sandslash.
"...took you long enough...."
"Slash..."
"...forget it...just help me up..."
Jose Luis Solano
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Dark Lord of the Sith
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Official Member of the AFSH Stupid Brigade
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