From: <tiki61@my-deja.com> Subject: [PW] Prepare yourself Date: Thursday, August 05, 1999 1:57 PM Tiki reaches the outskirts of Ceruleun. He is exhausted and starving, he returns the equally exhausted Twirl to his pokeball, and goes to the pokecenter. There he gets a nice cheap room and some food for him and his pokemon, he gives his tortured and batterd pokemon to Joy. Tiki goes to his room and washes up, he returns wearing his shades and cloak. After he eats, his pokemon are returned to him. Tiki considers moving onto Saffron immediatly but he is too tired he must get some sleep. He goes to his room and falls asleep as soon as his head touchs the pillow. The next morning Tiki wakes up to a scream. He jumps up and grabs his stuff, and runs out of the room while getting dressed. He gets fully dressed by the time he reaches the main lobby. What he sees is a man with a crazed glaze in his eyes, holding a joystick type device, pushing down a button on it. In his other hands is a small automatic weapon. "ILL DO IT MAN ILL BLOW THIS PLACE ALL THE WAY TO KINGDOM COME!!!!!!" he yelled, he then flicked his trenchcoat open, revealing over two dozen sticks of TNT strapped to himself. Under the dynam,ite you can make out a large red "R". "Now all of you little BUGS give me your pokeballs NOW before I blow YOU ALL up!!!!!" Trainers complied and gave the crazy man what he wanted. Soon almost everyone had put his pokeballs into the bag. However one man stood there defiantly, "I REFUSE to give you my prized pokemon!" The man said. The Rocket walked over to the guy and simply blew his head off with his gun, "THERE anymore INSOLENT ones in this bunch?" He asked. Characteristaclly, Tiki would have taken the guy, with his powers, but if the man was shot back or hurt, he might release the button blowing the place up, so Tiki no no choice. He undid his belt and to throw it to the criminal when Tiki had an idea. Tiki drops his belt containing his pokeballs. As he thought his pokemon come out. The criminal seeing this fires off a couple of shots, but then Zip unleashes a thunderbolt on him, paralyzing him in the process. When this happens the authorities rush in, defuse the bomb and take the man off to jail. Tiki is feeling very proud until he realizes that Charm is missing, he looks around and sees Charm sitting in a pool of blood she was hit. Tiki rushes to her and runs over to nurse Joy, who immediatly takes her into surgery, hours later Tiki is still waiting for Joy to come out. When finally she does. Tiki runs up to her, "WILL CHARM BE ALRIGHT?!?!?!?" HE asks yelling. Joy takes a breath and..... TBC ________________________________________________________________________ EMAIL ME: tiki61@hotmail.com AIM: pikatiki MSN Messenger: tiki61 ________________________________________________________________________ The following Pw'ers are my idols (strong word I know)- Dreadite Icy (Icy's Leaving) =( M.W.F (because of long sig idea) Roberto (deep shit) (yes it is a compliment just like M.W.F said) ________________________________________________________________________ Ivanna Humpalot: Do you know what we do in Russia to keep warm? Austin Powers: No but I can guess. Ivanna Humpalot: We... play chess! Austin Powers: I guessed wrong ________________________________________________________________________ South Park the movie KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!! ________________________________________________________________________ "Silly rodent, Trix are for kids!"? From Spawn referring to my character Trix. ________________________________________________________________________ "Prepare to feel the might of my luke warm WRATH!!!!!!" ________________________________________________________________________ "It's not prejudice if you make fun of everyone." thought up by me. ________________________________________________________________________ "Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" From Queen Bess-O-Rama ________________________________________________________________________ Ash in general: Ash: And to battle this bird pokemon..... I choose you! Caterpie! Misty: You're a twat. .......... Ash: Yes, of course I'll swap this Butterfree, that I went through hell to raise and evolve, for your lousy, ugly rat. Misty: You're a twat. .......... Ash: I sent in about a million postcards to get that hat! Misty: You really are a twat, aren't you? By Shimarisu ________________________________________________________________________ The two best parts (In my opinion) of "50 Semi Useless Pokemon Tips and Facts for the Pokemon Trainer," written by Tstones411. ________________________________________________________________________ 16) There is no #19! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *coughs and gags* ________________________________________________________________________ 3) It is not a good idea to try and learn Pikachu speak.__________________________________________________________________ ______ "WHAT we're lost, Ash Ketchum gets lost not us!!!" skye6888 ________________________________________________________________________ "Well I thought I might use my penis as a pogo stick and bounce to Mars." Patch Adams. ________________________________________________________________________ "The pokegods are upset we must appease them!!!!!" ________________________________________________________________________ "chansey, chansey... CHANSEY!!!!!" ________________________________________________________________________ "Children come suck on my salty balls," Chef from South Park (Referring to Candy) ________________________________________________________________________ Ghaleon (Magic Emperor) from Lunar:SSSC- "Now I will be King of the World but who will be my Queen?!?!?!" (Don't look at me I'm not that kind of guy!!!!!) ________________________________________________________________________ "Where there's a Pokemon there's a way!!!" ________________________________________________________________________ Quark, the White Dragon from Lunar:SSSC- "I don't know why you people are so obsessed with those things, don't you know they're made of my shi... oh never mind." Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Share what you know. Learn what you don't.