From: Pipian <pipian@mindspring.com> Subject: [PW!] Take Some Anti-Matter and Some Matter, and All Goes Boom! Date: Tuesday, August 24, 1999 4:04 PM <A random Exeggutor Walks In> Exeggutor: As the legal exeggutor of Pipian's Estate, I say that this Near-Omnipotence thing needs to end soon. And if anyone complains about how this is written, My response: Sosumi. <Mac sound plays> <Exeggutor walks out.> Author: On with the show. You'll see how this stupid name means something... or not. <Fade to Mt. Moon> Narrator: When we last left our extremely weird thread, Pipian met up with Jamie and a Tiki stayed near their encampment... Did I say that? Drat... The next morning, Jamie and Pipian woke up, exhausted from individual nightmares on what happened to Tiki. Jamie thought he was being mentally tortured, while Pipian thought he was being smothered in cheese. "Well, I'll make breakfast, and you can get some water. OK, Jamie?" said Pipian. "OK," said Jamie. After about an hour, Breakfast was served, and they both ate hardily, as they knew they'd have a tough road ahead. They packed up and set out towards Cerulean, but not soon after they started they saw and felt a dark aura, which could only indicate one thing... Tiki was nearby. Tiki quickly jumped out from the bushes and began to charge up a black psychic blast. "NOW! YOU WILL DIE!" yelled Tiki. Unfortunately they didn't have the CPD, also known as the APB, but Pipian was prepared. He started to charge up a pink psychic shield around the two travellers. Tiki released his attack before the shield was completely up, but most of the attack was neutralized. However, the little that did get through hit Pipian straight on the chest, though it didn't seem to affect anything. "Haha! You will surely suffer, even with that low amount. It won't do its effect qickly, but soon enough, your psychic powers will be drained for good," Tiki said as he charged up another attack. At the same time, Pipian charged another attack. They both hit, but Pipian and Jamie were protected by the shield, but Tiki was hit, and badly hurt, but not enough to disable him... Pipian charged up another attack to stun Tiki as weak as possible. MEANWHILE... "Yes! My plans are working! I'll get those meddlesome kids off my track... Then I'll be able to do what I was gonna do... Have my Pokemon party with Zapdos, Moltres, Articuno, Some of the Mews... Oh yeah, it'll be a blast!" said Mewtwo, who might have been drunk as a... very drunk person, but noone is sure... Pipian Author: Yup, it's weird, *BUT* this will work anyway... Eh... If someone does want to Sosumi, then this should be a NC...