From: Anonymous
Subject: [PW!] Technological Advancements
Date: Wednesday, August 18, 1999 12:41 AM
Dialing 151-4343...
"Come on, hurry up!"
The familiar beeps and whistles sounded, indicating that the call had gone
through. Now, all Mac had to do was wait.
Finally, a connection was established, and he was online. Thankfully, there
was no stupid "Welcome. You've got mail" sound file. Mac shuddered at the
thought of AOL as he opened the link to the Game Corner server. What most
people didn't realize was that the Rocket Game Corner was mostly
computer-operated, which made it a lot easier to rig the slot machines.
Unfortunately for them, it also made it a lot easier for a computer hacker to
rig the machines to their favor.
"Are you in yet?" said a familiar voice through Mac's headset.
"Just about. What's happening on your side, Jake?"
"I just sat down at one of the machines, Mac. Now hurry up and do your
computer 'thing.'"
"My computer 'thing' deserves a lot more respect than you give it," said
Mac, irritated by his good friend's mockery of his favorite hobby, which was
hacking. "Compared to other places, the Game Corner was a snap. I don't think
I've ever seen a server with so little security. All I needed-"
"Spare me the techno mumbo-jumbo, Mac," sighed Jake, "Just put the gizmo in
the whirlygig and get things going."
"Magnemite," said Mac's Pokémon, also eager to get things going.
Mac looked up at his Magnemite, which he had hooked up to his Performa's
modem. "Your lack of vocabulary speaks volumes, Magnemite. Fine, let's go." He
then turned his attention back to the monitor, and to his headset. "Jake, which
machine are you at?"
"I'm in the third row from the counter, sixth seat down. Now let's get some
Pokémon!"
Mac looked through the database and located Jake's slot machine. He
double-clicked with his single-button mouse (only IBM users actually need two
buttons to get things done, he thought). The plan was simple: With Magnemite's
help, Mac would change the slot's odds of a jackpot. They would win lots of
coins, and cash 'em in for Pokémon and other prizes.
With a few clicks, Mac was in the source code. "Magnemite, sort through all
the junk code for what we're looking for."
With a nod, Magnemite began humming as he executed the command. Being a
machine, Magnemite was the perfect tool for any hacker that needed something
done in a hurry. Plus, he was compatible with most operating systems, and
needed few upgrades.
The screen scrolled down to the text he was looking for:
WIN.PROBABILITY=2/971
"I don't like those odds, let's see if they like this," and Mac deleted the
2, replacing it with an 800.
Over the phone, he could hear the sound of bells and sirens. "Wahoo! I won!
The wonders of technology!" Jake put on the illusion of surprise to the
astonished onlookers.
He slipped in another quarter and pulled the lever. Dratini, Dratini,
Dratini! Again the coins shot out into an intelligently-placed bucket. By now a
small crowd had formed around the "lucky" gambler.
Whispering below the audibility of the other gamblers, Jake spoke to Mac:
"Hey, it's working, Mac! We've hit the jackpot! I might even have enough for a
Porygon here! I'm telling you, nothing can go wrong now, nothing!"
"Careful, Jake," warned Mac, "those are famous last words."
"Whatever, MOM," and again the winning sirens went off.
A few tall men in suits walked up to Jake and grabbed his shoulder. "Excuse
me sir, but your grand prize is waiting in the back. Please come with us."
"Grand prize? All right, this is my lucky day!"
Even Mac was letting down his guard. "Good work, Jake. Just collect your
prize, and let's get that Porygon." He then switched the 800 back to 2, so as
to not arouse any suspicion. "On second thought..." and he switched it again,
this time to a 200. "There's my Good Samaritan act for the month."
Suddenly, a window popped in front:
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FRIEND.
Oh great, he thought. Someone on the inside had traced his connection. The
message was probably a harmless prank (in fact, it reminded him of flame wars
in obscure newsgroups), but he would have to change his e-mail address again...
Meanwhile, Jake was exchanging his coins at the Coin Exchange (well where
else would you exchange them?).
"You have enough for any Pokémon of your choice, sir. What is your pick?"
"Hmm..." said Jake, pretending to browse, as if he didn't know what he
wanted. "That Porygon is downright tempting..."
"Very well, sir. If you like, we can transfer your Porygon through e-mail to
your home address."
"Cool," and he told her Mac's address.
"Huh? I got an e-mail?" Mac was just about to sign off when the mail
arrived. When he double-clicked on the attached file, his floppy drive began to
smoke and sizzle. Instantly, a Porygon blasted out.
"The wonders of technology..." he said jokingly to Jake.
"AAAAAAAH!" squawked his headset, which then went dead.
"Jake? JAKE!"
His computer then got another message, which was simply a skull and
crossbones, laughing.
A second later, the whole system exploded, sending shards of keyboard and
CPU all over the place. Mac was barely able to duck under his desk to avoid
disfigurement.
When the smoke cleared, he peered back at his desktop. Although the Performa
was beyond repair, only one sight truly disturbed Mac.
"Magnemite!" What was left of his Pokémon was a tangle of wires and
circuits. Besides being at point-blank range, its brain was directly hooked up
to the system, so even if it had survived, it would have been a vegetable. If
machines can be vegetables.
Mac held the wiring in his fists, and a tear began to form. First his best
friend, then his Pokémon. And all under 10 seconds.
"The wonders of technology..."
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TBC (I'll write a WG tomorrow, hope you like my new character)
-Anonymous (you know, the guy who wrote all the poems)
All praise Oddish, the Absorbing Ace, the Sultan of Solarbeam, the Great Grassy
One, the Prince of Petal Dance!