From: Jose L. Solano <jsolano199@aol.comlink> Subject: [PW!] The Elusive Arcanine Date: Wednesday, August 11, 1999 7:39 PM (Scene: The office of some mysterious guy. Trent stands across from his desk. It is unknown who this man is, or why I told you what the scene was) "Yes, Mr. Retwin, an Arcanine." said the Mystery Man. "Why an Arcanine?" "Because I want a new Arcanine, my last one went for a swim and never came back." "Alright. An Arcanine it is. But wouldn't you prefer a Ninetails?" "Just get my Arcanine!" "Yes sir!" -------------------------- "Well, see anything Sandslash?" "Slash." "Where?" "SLASH!!!" "What do you mean Toilet Milk?!" "SLAAAASH!!!" Trent saw a slash mark on a tree. "Oh, SLASH..." "Sand..." "I HEARD THAT!! What do you think made it?" "Sand?! SLASH SAND SLASH?!" "Uh...an Arcanine?" "Slash sandslash slash sand?" "Growlithe?" "SAND!" "Oh. Which way you think he went?" "Slash!" "Ok, let's go then." Trent kept seeing slash marks on trees leading to a tree with roughly 16 slash marks. "Ok, now I'll set the trap." "Slash?" "Well...ah hell with it, just find him and weaken him." "Slash..." Sandslash ran off into the woods. Trent looked around, hoping to find something usefull. He didn't so he went to sleep. ------------------------------- "SANDSLASH!!" "WHAT?!" "SANDSLASH SANDSLASH SLASH SLASH!!!!" "Well sorry! Did you find him?" Under Sandslash's foot was a weakened Growlithe. "Well, we got a Growlithe. He'll have to do." "Groooooooowlithe." "Quiet." Growlithe nearly burnt Trent with an unexpected flamethrower. Sandslash stomped in him. "Alright, Sandslash, we better get him over to that mysterious guy." -------------------------------------- "Alright, but I won't pay for this Growlithe. Instead I'll give you a Magikarp." "A MAGIKARP?!" "You can train it into a Gyarados." "Hmm...sounds fair. But you provide some TMs" "No." "Fine, then you don't get your Growlithe." "Alright, fine, here." Mystery Man handed Trent a Pokeball and 4 TM's. Trent handed over a Pokeball containing Growlithe. "Nice doing business with you." "Just get out of my office." As soon as Trent shut the door, Mystery Man started hugging Growlithe and talking in an extremely high pitched voice. "You're so cute yes you are! You are such a cutey!" Trent suddenly opened the door. "Uh...what are you doing?" "Get out of my office." the man said in his regular voice. Jose Luis Solano --------------------------------------- Dark Lord of the Sith --------------------------------------- Official Member of the AFSH Stupid Brigade ---------------------------------------