From: Marcus Yu <no@e-mail.here> Subject: [PW!] [DV] To Celadon We Go! Date: Friday, August 13, 1999 6:42 AM Deahttub laughed at the bloody pulp that lay before him. It was hilarious. It was funny. It was outrageous. Suddenly, a small jellyfish-like creature caught his eye. It was a light blue in color but seemed to have some features that jellyfish lacked. A Tentacool. "COOL JELLYFISH!" Deahttub exclaimed as he picked it up. He then swung it around his head and smashed it into a large rock that jutted out of the sand. It made a nice splattering noise and left a gooey mess. "HAHA COOL!" Deahttub proceeded to do it over and over and over again. Except that the last one was a much bigger Tentacool. And meaner. And uglier. In fact, it wasn't even a Tentacool. It was a Tentacruel. "Uh oh," Deahttub said as he looked up at the giant jellyfish that towered over him. "Me in trouble." The Tentacruel lashed out with one of its tentacles, latched onto Deahttub's much smaller body, and catapulted him into the horizon. Somewhere in Celadon city, a young boy named John stood around in Celadon City. "Hey, kid, you're wearing a pink shirt!" someone yelled. Suddenly, John became enraged. "TWO WORDS! SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Everybody around him fell to the floor laughing. And one person really fell to the floor. Stills creaming, Deahttub fell from the sky and landed right on John, breaking all of the kid's bones and squashing all of his organs. "Me sorry!" Deahttub apologized. But it was no use, John was dead. So Deahttub ripped off John's head, sat down on the gory neck, and took a dump. [What will happen next to our hero, Deahttub? Will he use toilet paper? Stay tuned! To Be Continued. ] -- Marcus Yu Dima126: I AM NOT A GREAT GENIUS! Dima126: I ADMIT IT: IM STUPID. -- Dima finally realizes what the rest of us have known for years. Dima126: I like black tea with a bit of sugar. Dima126: HOT black tea. Very hot... -- Dima, unable to realize the difference between tea and coffee "Im 10 years old, thats why im stupid. I wont be as stupid when im _OLDER_" -- Dima, being an idiot. "Kain = two words: SHUT THE FUCK UP!" -- Dima, showing what a mathematical genius he is. "*stumbles to his feet* Marcus.... must die... for what he has done. *jumps in a volcano near Marcus, explodes the lava, killing Marcus and killing myself* Do not... ever.... say... she is a whore/bitch. *blood comes out of mouth, dies*" -- Dima, trying to die heroically? Dima126: Who said I hate it? Anyway, AGNP isnt a person. So I cant "hate it" or "like it" or "love it". -- Dima, demonstrating his firm grasp on the English language. SaBeR TR: Lol@Dima. Dima126: huzzah! AutoIgnore again~ Dima126: BLOCK ROCKS! SaBeR TR: Dima is Russian but he hates Russians and is Canadian but he hates Canada. Go figure. Dima126: I dont hate Cananda. Oops. Dima126 has left the room. -- Dima, pulling a Jen. "Maria Rket is a lesbian" -- Otaku67, making an observation. "I at alt.games.nintendo.pokemon here by surrendor to the insolent Rob Cypher" -- Jaxel, in a post that made him hated forever by AGNP. Pokemon089:Heh, what if our Screen names were our real names? KrnTwnkyYu has left the room. Marcus Yu has entered the room. Scythrscy: Is this a phony Marcuss, or just a "New and Unimproved" version? NeonNeonNeonNeon: It is his old screen name, Nat Marcus Yu: This is the old version Scythrscy: Ah. Good. ::plonk:: Scythrscy: Autoignore is fun! ^_^ Scythrscy: Change SNs all you want...leave and come back in a dozen times...I still won't hear you. -- Proof that Nat thinks everything someone does is about her. TakoTanku: Too bad I don't have a dick Otaku67: *-bleeps- yuri* Otaku67: ::turns into a likitung:: Otaku67: ::uses tounge to probe Yuri:: beron! Otaku67: ::continues to probe Yuri:: Beron! -- Otaku67 caught in an act of cyber-rape. "Are all of you brainless fucks, or do you HAVE matter in those tiny heads of yours?" -- Regulus, who people consider a founding father. "No, for some odd reason I read my killfile." -- Sailor Pika, in a quote that says everything about her. Scythrscy: Dad just spent twenty minutes yelling at me for no reaso. ScytherNMk: *laughs* -- ScytherNMk showing off what a great guy he is. Takotchi: ::rips off Marcus's penis and shoves it in his mouth:: Takotchi: ::rips off the new penis and sticks it in his butt:: -- Takotchi using my cyber-penises to inflict pleasure on himself. XusamiD (7:00:42 PM): Me, JT? I don't ignore anyone. I just enjoy watching as losers like you try to make other people look bad. Maybe next you try to be funny you can do something other than attempting to put others down. XusamiD (7:02:57 PM): *plonk* -- XusamiD contradicting himself in two minutes.