From: Dryad48
Subject: [PW!] A Proposition
Date: Saturday, September 04, 1999 9:59 PM
So once again, Derrick joined Neo on a pokemon journey along
with a newcomer, Rigel. "The forest is past that building," Neo pointed out
while looking at the map. They approached the wooded area but...
"Hold on, I have to.... you know."
"Rigel, you just went five minutes ago!" Derrick was crossing
his arms. "Fine, but see if they have a bathroom. I don't want to be embarassed
out here again."
----- Five minutes ago -----
"Gotcha!" A bug catcher threw his net over Rigel, who had her
pants down, in the bushes.
"Aiieeeeeeh!" Neo was rolling on the floor with laughter and
Derrick was distressed.
"Boy, this is a big one," bug catcher said.
"Get off me you pig!"
"Huh?" The bug catcher got up. "Weedles don't talk..do they?"
Rigel stood up with the net still over her head, her eyes were on fire. "oh...
OH!! I'm so sorry miss, it won't happen again!!"
"Oh really?"
"Huh? Hey, I recognize you, you're the girl I netted five
minutes ago. Do you have a blatter infection or something?"
"Grrrrrr." Rigel swiped the net and whacked the bug catcher over
the head.
----- Reality -----
"He...." Neo blurted out when he thought about it.
[PW!] A Proposition
by Dryad48
Starring: Derrick, Neo, Rigel
Guest-starring: Beedril Drone, and a Bug Catcher
"Whew, ok let's go," Rigel got out of the building.
"Now are you sure you won't have to go again?" Derrick asked.
"Sure."
"You know, there are bug pokemon that could crawl into you
panties," Neo pointed out.
"Um..."
"Here, take this," Neo pulled out a bottle of Pepto-Bismal.
"Whenever I have a diarrea problem, I turn to Pepto-Bismal. It's fast working
and tastes great." Neo held up the bottle and smiled. A man in a black suit and
shades walked by and handed Neo a wad of cash. "Did I mention it doesn't cost
much?" The man came back and gave Neo more money.
"Okay..." Rigel hesitated as she took the bottle from Neo. She
and Derrick were giving him a funny look. They walked up to a sign at the wood
edge. "It says 'Viridian Forest, Don't get lost," Rigel turned back to them.
"What does that mean?"
"Ignore it," Derrick replied. Little did they know that
something was watching them among the shrubs. "Hey, a Metapod! Why don't you
catch it Rigel?"
"No thanks, I don't really want to train a pokemon that can only
harden."
"Suit yourself," Derrick got out a pokeball and threw it at
Metapod. Metapod got trapped in and didn't struggle. "That was easy."
"You should start nickname your pokemon, like mine," Neo said.
"Well, my cousin's Metapod is nicknamed Hard-On."
Rigel rolled her eyes. "Let's go," she suggested.
So they walked.....
And they walked.....
And they walked.....
And they walked.....
"Ahh, the smell of Viridian Forest brings back memories,"
Derrick smiled.
"Weedle poop reminds you of that much?"
"What do you mean?" Derrick sniffed the air, then lifted his
shoe. "Oh crap!"
"You can say that again!" Derrick hopped on one foot and started
untying his shoe, but fell over. One of his pokeballs tumbled and opened up.
Beedril fell out and woke up.
Suddenly, out of the bushes four other Beedril swooped in and
surrounded it. "Bzz?"
"Here's your chance Rigel, catch one." Neo pushed her up.
"No." Rigel ran and hid behind his back.
"What's the matter?"
Rigel paused. "I'm allergic to bee stings."
The three watched. The Beedril were discussing. "Wish we had a
translator thing with us," Derrick stated.
The bug catcher appeared. "You don't need one."
"You!" Rigel shouted.
"I think I understand what they're doing. Look at their body
language." Everyone watched the motions. One Beedril appeared to be humping the
other.
"Just what I needed," Derrick sighed, "a bunch of homo Beedril
who want to do MY Beedril."
"No, I think they are saying something else. Their colony is
short of drones, and your Beedril is a drone."
Neo stepped towards them. "So what you're saying is they want
to take Beedril to their colony, and force him to have sex with the queen. Not
a bad deal..."
They slashed at Derrick's Beedril and carried it into the air.
"Hey, wait!" Derrick chased after them, but they flew too far ahead. He turned
back to them. "What now?"
"NOW, you hand over your pokemon, Meeeeowth."
"Oh great, it's the idiot gang," Neo sighed.
To Be Continued
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~Dryad48: Unknown AGNPer
"The harvest is nigh, but the well has gone dry."
"Though fortunes rise and fall, it's no concern at all."
"And everyone here hates everyone here for doing just like they do."