Subject: [PW!] Awwww nerts...
Date: Saturday, September 11, 1999 12:54 PM
Chosu sat slumped in the emptying stands of the Big P Pokemon race, he
sighed heavily. "I signed up too late, how can that be?" he asked Rakurai,
who was mimicing his trainer.
"Elbl?" the Electabuzz shrugged.
"It was a rehetorical question, dummy." Rakurai shrugged again and went
back to moping like his trainer. Chosu thought some more, he decided he
would have lost anyway, Oojishin couldn't get over the water. He left it
that, feeling a tad better, and looked around. "Where's Phannon?" he
muttered as he stood, Rakurai still copy-catting.
The duo made their way down the bleachers and searched for Phannon,
Playa, Generator and the bike. They stumbeled onto the group who were all
in the same position they were before, infront of the sign-in booth. They
weren't moving and it didn't look like they were breathing either.
"Phannon?" Chosu asked, "You okay?" No response. "Helloooo?
Phannoooon?" Still no response. "Stop giving me the silent treatment!
What's up?" No more response than the last time. "Fine, be that way! I'll
travel without you!"
Chosu and Rakurai stomped off, fuming mad. They passed a group of
celebrating people and spotted a sign saying something about a "Post-Race
Feast". Chosu licked his chops, but then he guessed it was for *racers*
only. He got mad again and asked a passing person where Fuschia was.
***After much long-winded instructions***
Chosu followed the practically indecipherable directions that were
scribbled down on the back of a cocktail napkin. He looked up from the
napkin, as did Rakurai who was on his trainer's shoulders. They were
surrounded by a jungle-like scenario, mysterious sounds came from all around
them. Chosu's Electabuzz shuddered and Chosu himself gulped in fear.
Distant roars, loud chirpings and even the occasional howl called at the
duo. All that was quickly interrupted by a mass of screaming pink bursting
threw some nearby bushes followed by a cawing lump of brown feathers and
extra heads. The odd shapes began to run around the confused Chosu. He
clutched his head, "What's...going...on?"
After a few minutes of sorting his thoughts he solved the problem the
best way he knew how. Fighting. "Go Haunter!"
The semi-transparant pokemon appeared, "Haunt haunt haunt!" it laughed.
"Haunter, use um..." Chosu remembered his studying, searching for any of
Haunter's moves. "Use Hypnosis on both of the uh...things!" The ghost
responded by making faces at the speeding figures.
"Uh...That's not supposed to happen," Chosu scratched his head. The
Haunter kept making faces, the shapes started to slow down. They both
stopped looking at the ghost. The pink lump had a long tongue hanging out
of its mouth and was sort of giggling. The brown feathery thing had three
heads and they were all worried.
Haunter disappeared suddenly, the bird felt a tap on its middle head.
All three heads turned just in time to see Haunter make a particular funny
face, at least to the pink lump it was funny. The bird took off into the
forest, cawing in fear. During all this confusion, Chosu was
still...well...confused as was Rakurai. He recalled Haunter and looked at
the pink lump on rolling around on the ground, laughing.
He pulled out a pokeball and chucked it at the pink lump with the long
tongue. It was absorbed into the ball which shook once and stopped.
"Laughing pokemon must be easier to catch," he said to no one in particular.
He bent down and picked up the red and white orb, he put it on his belt in
between Haunter and Oojishin.
Chosu decided he should check out his 'Handguide to the World' book,
just in case. He leafed through the paperback and came upon a page with the
picture of the pink lump he had just caught. Chosu read aloud, "Lickitung,
though comical in appearance, Lickitung can be quite formidable. Beware of
its Wrap and Supersonic attacks. For its attacks it uses its tongue, which
is double the length of its body." Chosu continued, "This Normal-type
pokemon is usually around 1.4 meters high and 125 kilos. He never evolves
but he does get continually stronger as his level grows. It is also a very
rare pokemon, usually found only in the Safari Zone."
"Safari Zone! I've heard of that!" Chosu exclaimed, he went through
more of the book until he found an article about the Safari Zone and started
to read but was interrupted by the roar of an engine. "What was that?"
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"...the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the
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MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"
[starts sobbing uncontrollably]
"You just beat the stuffins' outta your Uncle Raditz."
-Raditz, talking to Gohan
"Oh, excuse me, has anyone seen my arm? You can't
miss it; it's green!"
-Raditz, talking about Piccolo's missing arm
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