From: Darth Neo <neomenasor@aol.commie> Subject: [PW!] Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting Bugs.... Date: Sunday, September 05, 1999 8:11 PM To reiterate: Neo beat the hell outta Team Rocket and Derrick is trying to find his Caterpie. Jessie and James sat on a log, looking into a small communicator. Meowth just layed back, "Are you two gonna sit there all day waiting for the line to connect?" Jessie was about to hit Meowth when, "Fisk Enterprises, how may we help you?" James grabbed the communicator, "May we speak to Kingpi-" the secretary sits up, "The special line? I'll connect you!" On the screen blinks the Fisk Enterprises logo and some corny music plays. They all facefault. --Elsewhere-- Rigel looks around while wearing hunting clothes, Neo and Eevee just wait the land of boredom. Derrick looks around the sky, "Where is Beedrill! Those damn other bugs are taking my Beedrill to screw the queen!" Neo rolled his eyes, "Stuff like that will get this program up to TV14, and then the V-chips and the Falwells and yadda yadda. But still, mating with the queen could be a showing of honor!" Eevee trots away from Neo and yawns. Rigel smiles as she sees a Caterpie idly crawling on the ground. She takes a Pokeball and yells, "Go, Magnemite!" Magnemite buzzs above the air and stares down Caterpie. Rigel smiles, "Magnemite, tackle!" Magnemite smashes into the poor Caterpie, who fires a stream of silk at Magnemite. One of his Magnets gets covered and he falls, losing part of the magnetic field keeping him up. Rigel switches him with Staryu, "Staryu, Tackle!" Staryu smashes into Caterpie. Rigel throws a Pokeball and captures it. She jumps in the air, "Yes!" --Meanwhile-- James sleeps on the ground in front of Jessie, who is still peering into the communicator. Meowth plays Cat's cradle on the log. --Elsewhere-- Derek hears a rustling in the bushes, "That could be Beedrill!" he throws a Great ball. Unfortunatly, a Caterpie crawls out and is caught. Derek's eye twitches, he jumps up and down, uttering vulgaritys that could get this story boosted to TVMA. --Meanwhile-- The communicator beeps and everyone pays attention. The back of a chair pops on the comm. James looks down, "Aaw, he's not there" "i'm here!" "Oh, hello Kingpin" "what is it? i was busy speaking to a business partner" "Well, we can't catch that darn Eevee!" "........why is that? is it because your inherent stupidity disallows you from capturing a little eevee from a 13 year-old child?" "But we-" "i need to go, toodles" the line goes dead. TBC The Neo-Stunticons, Neo J. Menasor, Mike Browne Transfan code:G+++ FR+ FW M #78 D+ AD+ N+++ W+ B+++ OP++ BC CN++ OM- P54 The Covenent of Primus...it's a COOKBOOK!!!---------------