From: Chuck Einhorn
Subject: [PW!] Beast from Earth
Date: Thursday, September 30, 1999 5:36 PM
(Heh, I believe we want to go to Pewter, and Mt. Moon is along the way,
so......now that Shimarisu(Nisemon) is gone, lezgo!)
After the Rocket had left, Dernam returned his attention to the
now-somewhat-docile Splash and big-brother Luke. "Well, now that that
is done with...it's getting late. We had better get to sleep soon, and
I have a motel room. There are two beds, I can take the floor." They
all nodded in agreement, and left for the motel. They all slept
quietly, save for Luke, who snickered when 6 climbed on top of him.
Everyone flopped out of bed bright and early, smelled themselves, and
took showers. Dernam needed one worst, for he had been in the middle of
an inferno earlier. After taking the nessacary precautions of personal
hygiene, they checked out and left.
Walking along, Dernam spied the Cerulean City Gym, with a moping Misty
outside. He passed within earshot. "I can't believe that Mara girl
beat me!" Dernam whisted to get here attention. Sheturned, and he gave
the international "I really want a BJ so suck it" signal to her, quite
enraging her. Daisy and Lily had to hold her back. Violet looked like
she could rip his head off too.
Both Luke and Splash looked upon this with much confusion. Dernam
decided to explain to them what it all was, first pointing out 6's
Cascade-Badge Collar, and then related to them the Grand Ol' Time in
Saffron he had. Saving the Pikachu, leaving, escaping the press in
Misty's hotel room, yadayadayada, yackittyshmackity, too which they
listened, enraptured. Then he described 6's capture, and the events of
the Diner and Poké-ball.
"So, little brother, you are saying that you broke into a girl's hotel
roo, caught a really cute Pokémon, and danced with 2 hot chicks, and
STILL haven't scored?"
"Luke, why I even bother with you........" Weeping is heard in the
"Boohoo....*sniff*..all I wanted was friends.....*snuff*."
Not wanting someone to go through too much emotional trouble, Dernam
walke back behind a nearby building, belonging to some Pokémon
Detectives, it seems, with Splash and Luke in tow, only to come
upon.....a talking cat? And a wierd, huge one at that. It looked up
long enough to look at the motley trio before looking down at the
"Umm, I'm sorry you are so sad, what's wrong?"
"*Snuffle* my..my...friends...they left me, now they work here. We
used to have so much fun, playing games, now...no..now, they left me,
don't want to play..*sniff*, all I wanted was some friends! But no,
they had to get complained and bitched at! Damn*snuffle* you Spawn,
damn you to hell!"
"Spawn? You are making no sense.....what the hell is your name,
"What? Noone here is called Mew."
"No, my name is Mewtwo!"
"Look, I'm Dernam, this is Luke, he is Splash, and that Eevee is 6. No
one here is called Mew."
"No, no, no! My name is Mewtwo!"
"You can't be, noone here is named Mew!"
"You idiot! It's Mew, and then the number, two!
"But noone here is called Mewandthenthenumber!
"NO! MY NAME IS MEWTWO! MEWTWO!
"But pal, noone here is named Mew!"
"GEEEEEEYYYAAAAAHHHHHH!" The freak of nature grabbed his head and ran
Dernam opened his eyes and looked at his grandchildren. "Un ah reckons
we havn seen Mewtwo since. Why, likin back than, I cant alwas beleave I
wus so stupid!"
"Grandpa, talk normal, not like an old-timer."
"Oh, alright, I will, but talking like this ruins the atmosphere!
Anyway, Like I was saying....."
A long day of hiking comes to an end at the base of Mount Moon.
Checking through the supplies, Dernam takes out his tent and makes
camp. Luke decides to sleep under the stars. It was not hard to get to
sleep...except Splash had problems. Images of A huge, imposing tower,
and awful ghosts and demons swirled about in his head, and he slpet
light, awaking tired and unrefreshed. After breakfast, the still-groggy
Splash recounts his nightmares to Luke and Dernam.
"Sounds like Lavender." Dernam had heard tell of tht place before,
with it's cemetary tower, and awful hordes of ghosts.
"Lavender town? Where is that? I gotta go there, I think...."
"Slow down, bub. The fastest way to get through to Lavender is by way
of the Rock Tunnel, and I doubt that you have any spelunking skills.
Moon here is rather easy, and should teach you well in the ways of cave
travel. Luke and I have plenty, searching the seaside caverns near
"That's right, we can show you the ropes."
"Tell you what, Splash, I want to go to Pewter after this. There is
someone there that is just *wink* dieing to meet me. Luke and I will
show you the ropes up Moon, we can take the back route. It shouldn't be
too difficult, and Moon Stone is said to be more plentiful up that way.
Nidorino would want that. There is also a PokéCenter halfway up, just
in casse, and a few caves in between to camp in."
[Note:] Refrence to the Pokémon Pack's existing information of back
trail, they may meet.......
After some bickering on Splash's part, they started up the long winding
trail. At the first cave, Splash wanted to rest, and Dernam complied
reluctantly, along with Luke, who was still raring to go.
"So*puff*, Dernam, what*puff*Pokémon show up here?"
"Well, according to my studies, Zubat, Geodude, Paras, Sandshrew, in
the lower drier tunnels, Clefairy, but only rarely, and the occasional
"Heh, Onix, I want me one of those." Luke replied.
"All in due time, Luke. Chances are you won't find one. Onix are
really quite docile....." Dernam was cut of by shrill screaming of some
srt coming from inside the cave. As the sound drew closer, individual
words....er....sorta, could be made out.
"Fairycleclefairyfairyclecleclefairy!" Many voices cried in unison.
They all stood gaurd as a huge troop of Clefairy charged in a frightened
stampede. Dernam drew his new 9mm., Luke made a pair of fists ready,
and Splash gaped, obviously not trained for combat. A lone Clefairy
began to outrun the herd.
As it rushed forward, it yelled "Clefa*crunch*", as a huge Onix bursts
down from the cieling and crushs it in it's mighty jaws. The Clefairy
freeze, and mill about, as another Onix closes in behind. The
cieling-breaker turns to the group and screeches.
[Note]: AGAIN, taken from another story, I pelieve Nurip started this.
The Onix are currently going on a Clefairy-munching rampage!
Dernam draws out Gyarados' ball, Luke Trooper's, and Splash fumbles
with Tenta's, showing all the nerve of a kitten in a dog pound. All get
ready for the impending fight.
Congrats to anyone who caught the title's reference to Lord of the
TBC? Take it away, Splash!