From: <tiki61@my-deja.com> Subject: [PW] Heading to Saffron for a good time.... Date: Wednesday, September 15, 1999 5:47 PM Craven walked through the streets of Celadon, the town was a bussel due to Craven's "handy work." He reached the edge of town only to have a young lady dressed up in a police uniform walk up to him, "Excuse me sir, but no one is allowed out of town, without a slip from the Celadon Police department." the woman said. "But I really need to get to Saffron," Craven replied. "Im sorry sir, but if you need to get somewhere go to the police department get a pass, and come back." The woman said. "Fine," Craven said. He walked off, as soon as he was out of site he ducked into an ally. He knew very well he couldn't go to the police department, the'd search him for weapons, and boy would they find um. Craven in his mind had only one choice. He crept through the back ally ways till he reached the edge of town again, he found a nearby large amount of shrubbery, the lady had two partners there now, Craven couldnt hit all three at once, he needed to get rid of two of em. Craven looked around and saw another bush much like he was in know. He took out a small disc looking object and laid it down and pushed a button on it. Four little pedals came out and gripped the ground, a red light blinked on it. Craven walked away, on the disc was a picture of a weezing. Craven crept back into the crowd and worked his way to the other bush, he managed to make it there unspotted. He looked around to make sure there were no other cops around. He took out a little control pad, and flipped open a compartment. A blinking red butoon was there, a small smile came over Craven's face, then he pushed the button. A loud exploision erupted from a nearby bush, the police men on guard, ran ove rthere, all except for the rookie cop Julia. She had noticed someone duck into a nearby bush, she started to walk towards the bush. "Damn!" Craven said under his breath as he saw the woman from before walking towards him, he took out his small gun with the Electabuzz on it. As the woman krept closer he flipped a little latch, a small light came on and two little needles came out of the end of the gun. The woman got within a yard or less. Craven waited, then when she was only about one fott away and looking right at him without notciing it, he lashed out grabbed her mouth and plunged the needles into her neck, he pushed the button. And a muffled scream came from the woman, she started jolting in place and smoke came out of her eyes, after about twenty seconds she stopped moving. Craven dragged her all the way into the bush. The other cops were still busy, Craven snuck bye easily enough and began his trek toward Saffron. 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