From: Its Dun Dun Dun Raven <aznfrenzy@aol.comingtoyou> Subject: [PW!]Heads be Banging. Pens be Clicking. People be Dreaming. Date: Friday, September 24, 1999 11:47 PM *CLICK* *ZzZzZzZ* *Boom* It was a sunny bright day. *CLICK* *ZzZzZzZ* *Boom* A lazy morning of relaxing. *CLICK* *ZzZzZzZ* *Boom* A normal day for any three people. *CLICK* *ZzZzZzZ* *Boom* Raven sleeping like a baby *CLICK* *ZzZzZzZ* *Boom* James banging his head against the wall. *CLICK* *ZzZzZzZ* *Boom* And the everlasting annoying pen that Saber can't stop clicking. "SABER WHY CAN't YOU SHUT UP!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE IM TRYING TO CONCENTRATE???" James shouted banging his head on the wall. "No*CLICK* I can't help myself. My finger has been clicking the pen for such a long time that if I stop it might have some *CLICK* drastic results." Saber replied "Can't you see Im trying to bang my head on the wall here?" James said. "I see." Saber ignored James. A very uninsomniac Raven threw a pillow at Saber and another pillow at James. "Can't you see I'm trying to sleep here? All that banging and clicking is messing me up." A pillow fight ensued. _____ "By the way. What happened at the wedding again?" James said. "You mean Nat's and Tenchi's? Don't you remember." Saber said. "Yeah..." Raven answered. "Well......" ~~~~~~~~~~ Saber walked into a room with a shotgun "RAVEN YOU CAN'T FIRE ME I QUIT!!!!!" "WHAT? NOOOOOO!!!!!" Raven screamed in slow motion. "DIE DIE DIE!!!" Saber fired at Raven again and again and again and again and again. ~~~~~~~~~ "and again and again and again and again and again and again." Saber mumbled. "What are you rambling about Saber?" Raven asked. "Oh...Im just daydreaming." Saber said. "Ok....." James answered. "Anyway. The wedding was like this." ~~~~~~~ I remember it clearly. The glamor the glore the fun. Saber, Raven, and James went into wedding festivities. To Saber's surprise everybody was in their underwear. Everybody stopped what they were doing. The dittos stopped. Dreadite stopped and his knife stopped 1 inch from Trent. Nat and Tenchi also stopped. Of course everybody was in their underwear. "Hmm this looks like a nice place to hang around." Saber said. Raven and James nodded. Saber took a seat on a chair and suddenly everybody started to walk where Saber was. Everybody including Raven and James started to bow to Saber. "Yes I am your god. BOW TO ME!!!" Saber said. Saber was served food and people continued to bow to Saber. Raven asked, "Whats the meaning of life??Oh great one." "Thou has not the time to answer such a meaningless question. Quiet and only talk when your master requests you too." Saber answered. "OH sorry." Raven begins to beg Saber for forgiveness. "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Saber shouted as some girls began to seduce him. "Oh Saber. Your so fine!!!" the girls swoon. "....." Dreadite mutters.. ~~~~~~~ "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Saber shouted. Raven and James both smacked Saber on the head at the same time. "My ass." Raven said. "You were dreaming." James said. "This is what really happened." ~~~~~~~ The doors opened. Saber, Raven, and James entered the room. Everbody in the wedding room stops. The dittos stop. The people stop. Dreadite stops as his weapon is about to go into Trent's gut. Tenchi and Nat stop also. Saber, Raven, and James are all dressed in black. Black coats. Black boots. Black pants. Black shirts. Black sunglasses. Almost like the Matrix. The three ATRs all pull out guns and start blasting everyone in site. People try to shoot back but The Three ATRs all amazingly dodge the bullets. They start turning cartwheels and walking on top of walls. After 10 minutes everybody in the room is dead. Raven, Saber, and James all looked around. They have no scratches or beads of sweat. James removes his glasses in style and grabs a girl that just walks in. "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" James shouted. "You think Saber's dream was wierd?" Dreadite asks. ~~~~ "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" James continued. Saber and Raven start bashing James's head on the wall. "You have been watching "The Matrix" way too many times. I know we shouldn't have rented it in Blockbuster yesterday." Saber said. "Come on. I only watched it 50 times." James pleaded. "Shut up and besides this what really happened." Raven says. ~~~~ The doors opened. Raven, James, and Saber walked into the room wearing all white. The mood is peaceful and sleepish. Everybody in the wedding stop what they were doing. Dreadite stops from killing Trent. Nat and Tenchi stop. The dittos stop. Suddenly everybody start laughing. People stop their fighting and they all get along. Everybody in the room begin to sit in a circle singing songs. Trent is singing with Dreadite. Nat is sining with Tenchi. The dittos are singing with each other. People fall asleep peacefully or sing and the wedding is a success. Raven is grabbed by a girl and a "They all lived Happily ever After" sign appears out of nowhere. "I got to get out of these dreams." Dreadite muttered. ~~~~~~ Raven fell asleep for a second and was waken up by a beating by James and Saber. "That is the most sorriest piece of bullcrap I have ever heard." James said. "My story was better and it was true." Saber said. Psycho the Abra watched the confusion and carnage from afar after finish watching "The Matrix" <<FOOLS!!! YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.>> James's Abra smirked. _____ 2 weeks ago. "GET OUT AND STAY OUT!!!! NO INVITATIONS YOU DO NOT GET IN!!!" A man said as he threw Raven, Saber, and James one by one outside. ___ TBC....... No offense to anyone included in the story. _____ The Critics love ATR TakoTanku: *chants* ATR! ATR! SimynLocke: ATR rules! LimynSocke(Yoda): ATR rocks KrnTwnkyYu:ATR rocks! NMVdS: ATR rules