From: wonkycyber <lugiarider@aol.comyourself> Subject: [PW] Nurip's Catch, a Kicking Hitmonchan?! Date: Tuesday, September 28, 1999 6:05 PM Pokewars! Nurip's Catch, a Kicking Hitmonchan?! By wonkycyber, the Rider of Lugia "Cerulean City…" Nurip stepped out of the library "Hmm… I'll be staying here… for a while, it seems. I wonder what there is to do here?" "Hey, you!" Nurip froze. The voice of the police lady… what was her name? Jenny. He heard her voice. "Stop right there!" "W…what?" Nurip said, trying to relax "What do you want?" "Why are you carrying around a sword, young man?!" Jenny was obviously very angry "You should know weapons are dangerous! Do you have a reason to be carrying that blade around?!" "Well… yes. To kill Jiggly…" "WHAT!?!!?!" Oh, great. Nurip moaned at his idiocy. "I said to kill… Jiggly-treesl Yeah, Jigglytrees!!!!" "What, pray tell, is a Jiggly Tree?" "Umm… when a Jigglypuff instead of a Wigglytuff is put into a Wiggly-launcher, when it lands, it sometimes turns into an evil walking Jigglytree! Yeah, bye!" Nurip jumped as high as he could in an anime-style flash. Hopping from rooftop to rooftop, he breathed a sigh of relief. "That… was close." Nurip knelt, gasping for breath. He couldn't believe how lucky he was. He decided he had to figure out some way to hide his sword at the Moon Festival, before he got busted. He continued gasping, thinking of some way to conceal the sword. On the ground below, he saw somebody wearing a black cloak. "Yes… that'll do just fine…" Nurip crouched, and jumped down next to the man. "Hi! May I borrow that cloak of yours?" Nurip asked friendly and peppy, being as perfectly nice as he could be. "I really need a cloak like that, may I please have it?" ".…" The figure did not speak. "No, really. I need the cloak. I'll pay you for it." "…" "You're not very talkative, are you? Come'on, just give me the cloak!" "…" "Give me the cloak!" "…" "Give me the god damn cloak!" Nurip drew his sword and pointed it at the man's throat. "Give me the cloak, or I'll KILL you and TAKE IT FROM YOU!!!!" "..." "Damn you…!" Nurip swung his sword at the cloaked man. "Mon-chan!" Nurip received a Comet Punch to the nose. The man shed his cloak, revealing himself to be a glove-less Hitmonchan. It had a dejected and depressed look on it's face. It's purple boxing suit was shreaded, and it's belt was of a very low quality. "A Hitmonchan!" Nurip cheered, remembering his research "But…what's wrong with it?" "Hitmon!" The Hitmonchan pummeled Nurip with several blows "Hitmon-chan!" "Gahd!" Nurip growled, sheathing his sword. "Popem! Marinya! Attack!" "BEEDRILL!" "MEOWTH!" "Marinya, Double Team!" Marinya ran at the Hitmonchan, but as the Hitmonchan was about to strike, she became two Meowths running at the Hitmonchan. "Monchan?" "MEOOOOOWWTHH!!!!" The Meowth gave the Hitmonchan a solid Slash. "Drilllllll!!!" Popem flew at the Hitmonchan, about to Pin Missile it. However, it was was bashed away with a well-timed Counter. "Yowth!" Marinya backflipped and landed (on it's feet, of course) right behind the Hitmonchan. "Meow!" "Hit-mon!" The enraged Hitmonchan jumped at Marinya and lashed out with a Comet Punch. "CHANNNN!!!!!!!" Marinya flew into a nearby wall, falling unconscious. "Marinya!" Nurip growled "Now, Hitmonchan, you're mine! Veri-QT! Koi-chan! You two take a shot!" "CLE-FAIRY!" "MAGIKARP!" Koi-chan, upon being released from his ball, promptly fell on the Hitmonchan, it's immense weight holding it down. "Fairy!" The Clefairy repeatedly Double-Slapped the Hitmonchan. "Veri-QT! Use your Seismic Toss!" "FAIRY!" The Hitmonchan was hurled up in the air, and was smacked into the ground. It screamed in agonizing pain, blood dripping from it's bare hands. "Hitmon hitmon mon chan!" It still wouldn't give up. "Mon-chaaaaaaan!" "Fairy?!" Hitmonchan grabbed the Clefairy and hurled it away. Koi-chan was Comet Punched into the ground. Both fainted. "This is… impossible!" Nurip screamed, the Hitmonchan walking towards him. Nurip grabbed his sword. "Taaaaaake THIS!!!!!" "Hitmon!" The Hitmonchan hopped over Nurip's undercut. It readied it's hands, and Countered it. Nurip flew across the room, his sword laying in front of the Hitmonchan. "No…!" Nurip screamed "Hitmonchan… I'll… I'll get you!" Nurip ran towards the Hitmonchan, dodging the bare-fisted Comet Punch. He figured it out. The easy way to defeat the Hitmonchan was to predict it's moves, and since all it could do was punches… "Ha!" Nurip kicked the Hitmonchan in the nose, and followed up with a few punches of his own. The Hitmonchan snorted. Nurip grabbed the Hitmonchan by the color and proceeded to hurl it across the room. The Hitmonchan was enraged. "Kaiiiii!!!!" "Monchan?" The Hitmonchan dodged Nurip's tackle and struck him full in the stomach with a bare-fisted uppercut. The Hitmonchan grabbed Nurip by the shoulders and struck him in the stomach with a… "MEGA KICK?!?!!!" Nurip gasped from across the room. He couldn't get up he was in so much pain. "Hit..mo.nchan.. doing a… Mega Kick?!" "Monchan!!!!" The Hitmonchan flew at Nurip with a Comet Punch. Nurip screamed, and, as a split second reaction, hurled a Pokeball at it. The ball shook violently. The Hitmonchan was too strong! There was simply no way it could be caught. Nurip grimaced. The Hitmonchan was, in truth, barely hurt from his onslaught. It's level far out-weighed Nurip's experience. The ball shook. And shook. And shook And shook. And shook. And shook. And shook. And shook. And shook. It stopped. Nurip let out a violent gasp. He walked towards the Pokeball, picked it up, and hooked it to his belt. Then he passed out. To be continued… (Author's note: Due to many requests, Nurip will not be violently murdering Jigglypuffs every episode. Currently, I'm trying to build his team and character. Don't worry, though. He'll still kill them… Heheh… Kill them all, the Jigglypuffs… kill the Jigglypuffs, let them bleed, die die die die… heh.) ________________________________ / The Great Almighty ANDREW \ | The wonkycyber and Rider of Lugia | |http://zap.to/wonkypage -GOT WONKY? | |__________________________________ | Behold my horrible ANSII art!