From: wonkycyber <lugiarider@aol.comyourself> Subject: [PW!] Nurip reaches Cerulean City, Settling Down? (Tame) Date: Sunday, September 26, 1999 3:21 PM Pokewars! Nurip Reaches Cerulean City, Settling Down?! By wonkycyber, The Rider of Lugia The Jigglypuffs surrounded Nurip. He screamed. The evil skull-Jigglypuff appeared also. It twirled it's spiked bone-club and smashed it on Nurip's head. The other Jiggly's scratched, sung, slashes, surfed, self destructed… Nurip screamed. The club came down on his head. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Nurip screamed. Louder, louder, and louder. The pain echoed throughout his body. He couldn't stand it anymore. The scar on his cheek was cut and bleed horribly. Around his, Popem, Koi-chan, and Marinya lay, beaten senseless. He stumbled to his feet, and drew his sword. He walked forward a few feet, slashing widly at the air, and was hit solidly in the face with a bloody wash-rag. "Heh?!" Nurip woke up, screaming. He couldn't see anything, only a red and white sheet. He ripped off the wash-rag, and looked around. He was lying in an alley, trash strewn everywhere. His sword and laptop case were carefully laid alongside him, not touched, but his clothes were ripped up, and he felt many a cut and bruise on him. He screamed, frightening the Clefairy who had been tending to his wounds. He tried to recollect what had happened. The Onixes were chasing him. The Clefairy he had aided were running as well. Then he saw it. An opening! He could escape…! He dove underneath a striking Onix, and jumped out. Then he realized he was near the top of Mt. Moon. A few Clefairy had also fallen, but one had attached itself to his laptop case, hovering as best as it could with it's diminuitive and undeveloped wings. After they had fallen, Nurip went unconscious. The Clefairy that had protected Nurip's laptop case attempted to pick Nurip up. When it failed, it simple drug Nurip all the way to Cerulean City, Seismic Tossing him every once and a while, and Metronoming Splash, Water Gun, and the like to wake him up. "You… saved me…" Nurip hugged the Clefairy. "T…th..ank you… As soon… as.. ugh… I get up… we'll inform.. .the police… about… the … Onix threat…" "Clefaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaairy!" The Clefairy hopped up and down, and fell asleep next to Nurip. He moaned and pulled out a pokeball, catching the sleeping Clefairy. "No need to waste a perfectly good opportunity… heh." Nurip struggled to stand again, and leaned against a wall. He picked up his fallen sword and sheathed it, and pulled on his Laptop case. After he stopped by the Pokemon Center and the Police Station, he had some serious work to do. "There! All done!" Joy handed him his Pokemon back. "You're old enough to know not to let your Pokemon fight until they're in that condition! What were you doing? You should have run back to a Pokemon Center as SOON as they were hurt, not when they were on the verge of death! You are completely irresponsible as a trainer, what is your problem?! You make me sick, Pokemon are to love and care for, not to battle to death! You do know that abandoned Pokemon that battled until they got into the condition your were in are running amok destroying things, don't you? DON'T YOU?! What in the sacred name of Goddish were you doing? Huh? HUH?! Answer me! You are 17 years old, you AREN'T Goddish! You have no right for an ego that big! You don't deserve your license, you deserve to spend time with Jenny, you little… HEY! WHERE ARE YOU?! WERE DID YOU GO?! I'M NOT DONE LECTURING! GET BACK HERE!!! AAAGH!!!!" Meanwhile, Nurip had already reached the police station. "Excuse me, Mrs. Police Lady?" "Huh?" Jenny turned around, looking through her papers. "Whaddya want? I'm busy… it seems we're on to a Cerulean City Rocket Base… gack. It's somewhere here… I just don't know where… what are you doing here? Are you a Rocket spy?! ARE YOU?!!!!" "… No." Nurip moaned. This lady lectured as much as Joy did "Listen, Mrs Police Lady, I have a report you should file to the Pokemon Preservation Committee. It seems as if the Clefairy of Mt. Moon are endangered." "They've BEEN endangered, kid. They're one of the most rare pokemon because of their gentleness. They don't survive very well in the wild, they're easy prey. They're known survivors though. Is that all you wanted to say? Go away." "No!" Nurip screamed at Jenny "Listen, lady…! They are being attacked by abandoned Onix! They are ON THE VERGE OF F***ing EXTINCTION! You HAVE to notify trainers IMMEDIATELY! The Onix need to be captured or killed, BEFORE the Clefairy are!" "Oh. I'll get on it right away, then." Jenny put out her hand "Names Jenny. Nice to meet you…?" "Nurip Eideid." "Oh, by the way, you came from Mt. Moon, right? Have you heard about the Jigglypuff killing and the like at the Mt. Moon area? It seems as if somebody is hunting Jigglypuff, eh? It's sad, really, they're so cute… How could anyone do such a thing?! When I find the evil, twisted, sick, perverted FIEND that's doing that, he WILL be punished. The judicial system will NAIL him with EVERY single trick in the freaking BOOK until he serves LIFE on the ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!" "Don't you mean either Life in Prison or The Electric Chair?" "NO! HE WILL SIT ON THE ELECTRIC CHAIR FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE DYING A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!!! POKEMON POACHING IS WRONG, AND I, OFFICER JENNY WILL NOT ALLOW IT ANYMORE! I SWEAR BY MY BADGE THAT WHOEVER HUNTS THE JIGGLYPUFF… HIS LIFE SHALL END!!!!!!" Nurip slowly walked out the door. As soon as he exited, he ran. Fast. Sometime later, Nurip was at the library, researching Jigglypuffs and Wigglytuffs. He brought up the Pokedex screen of his laptop to check up on the Jigglypuffs so he could find their weaknesses. "Jigglypuff, a Balloon type Pokemon. This Normal Pokemon's eyes light up mysteriously as it sings it's magical song." "Balloon type… Bingo! I need something with… needle." "Needles. Cross-referencing. Needle-using Pokemon: 1.) Beedrill 2.) Jolteon Also, "Pinsir" and "Scyther" have deadly horns and claws that work just as effectively." "What are some other weaknesses of the Jigglypuff?" "They are extremely vain, and believe themselves to be extremely cute. If they see any other cute Pokemon, they will attempt to become cuter than it. They also get angry if their singing is interrupted, or if people fall asleep during it's song. Currently, nobody alive has ever stayed awake listening to a Jigglypuff's song." Nurip chewed on his pencil. "What are some cute pokemon?" "Some Pokemon Jigglypuff feels rivalry towards are: 1.) Clefairy 2.) Pikachu 3.) Eevee 4.) Vulpix 5.) Jynx 6.) Wigglytuff 7.) Chansey 8.) Clefable Jigglypuff will do anything possible to be better than these Pokemon." "Well… I have a Clefairy…" Nurip tossed the pokeball, watching Clefairy pop out. "Clefairy, I shall call you… hmm… you are cute, so I'll call you.. Veri-QT!" "Fairy?" The Clefairy looked at Nurip sideways right before it was sucked back in it's pokeball. "What moves does this Clefairy know, anyway?" Nurip mused, typing into his laptop "Hmm…" He released Veri-QT again, analyzing it with his Pokedex… "Clefairy. These magical fairies are rarely seen by human beings. This Clefairy knows: Seismic Toss, Metronome, Sing, and Double Slap." "Jigglypuff are normal type Pokemon. Bring up a list of Weaknesses normal type have." "Normal type Pokemon's attacks are completely non-effective against Ghost type's. Also, they are weak against Fighting type, and are generally too weak to harm Rock Type. Psychic Type normally have a major advantage in the Special department, another disadvantage for the Normal type." "Hmm…" Nurip toyed with a piece of his hair "I wonder how I can lure Jigglypuff out into the open…" Nurip hooked a phone line up to his laptop, and accessed the Internet. He checked up on his E-Mail via Outlook Express, when he found… Pages upon pages of spam mail. "Damn it…!" Nurip hit the desk "I hate Spam..! But is there anything good…?" He checked through the mail, until he found something that interested him… "Moon Festival outside Mt. Moon! Everybody, bring your Pokemon that evolve with Moon Stones! It will be a blast! Still many positions open for judges and the like. The Festival will be outside Mt.Moon from October 21-31st" "Hmm… I wonder…" Nurip mused "Mt. Moon isn't that far away, I suppose I can stay here until the Festival…" "And then the Jigglypuff will be dead!" To be continue ________________________________ / The Great Almighty ANDREW \ | The wonkycyber and Rider of Lugia | |http://zap.to/wonkypage -GOT WONKY? | |__________________________________ | Behold my horrible ANSII art!