From: wonkycyber the Rider of Lugia <lugiarider@aol.comyourself> Subject: [PW!] Nurip the Jigglyhunter's entrance! Date: Wednesday, September 15, 1999 5:40 PM Pokewars: Nurip Starts Out By wonkycyber; The Rider of Lugia "Jiggly!" 10 year old Nurip looked at the Jigglypuff before him. This was his chance to finally catch a rare pokemon. So far, he only had a Weedle, but that wouldn't stop him. "Popem, go!" Nurip yelled. He hurled his Pokeball, and Popem the Weedle popped out. "Popem, use your Poison Sting!" "Dlle?" The Weedle flew off at the Jigglypuff, but was batted away. "PUUUUUUFF!!!" The Jigglypuff screamed. Other Jigglypuffs popped out of the ground. "Jiggly!" "What…?!" Nurip looked around at the Jigglypuffs around him "Popem, keep fighting!" 'Weed…lleee!!!" Popem flew at the Jigglypuffs, only to be swatted away again. He groaned. "www..eeedddlllee…wee..d…l…e…ddd…lle…" Weedle began to glow with immense light. "What's this?" Nurip wondered, seeing Popem glow "Popem is evolving!" Popem became a Kakkuna! "NO!" Nurip screamed "Not a Kakkuna! They can't move!" "…" An incredibly large Jigglypuff walked in. It wore a Marowak's skull-helmet, and carried a huge spiked bone club. It's body was strangely humanoid. It had a large scar across it's lower area. "WHAT?!?!" Nurip screamed "What is this?!" The demon-Jigglypuff picked up Kakuna and smashed it against the ground. He turned to Nurip. "AAAAAAAGH! GET AWAY!" Nurip screamed, running. The demon Jigglypuff easily chased him down. Nurip gasped in terror as the demon-Jiggly raised his paw… "NO!" The Jigglypuff slashed Nurip across the cheek. Blood dripped down. The Jigglypuffs began to beat him down. Nurip screamed. And screamed. And screamed… "…NO!" Nurip awoke. Now 17 years old, Nurip had dedicated his life to killing Jigglypuffs. He opened the window above his bed, and jumped out. He landed in front of the Mt. Moon Pokecenter he had been staying in. Several Jigglypuff trainers had been sighted in that area. He drew his sword. He was ready. "Hey, you!" Some kid ran up to Nurip "You have Balls! Let's go!" "Yes. I do have balls. What are you referring too…?" Nurip backed away, drawing his sword "Are you… gay?" "Pokeballs, dummy. Let's battle!" "So be it. Koi-chan, GO!" "Karp!" Koi-chan the Magikarp popped out of the pokeball. "Magi-KARP!" "Well then… Ratatta! Show 'em who's boss!" "Rattata!" "Koi-chan!" Nurip yelled, "Use your tackle!" "Ratatta, use tail whip!" Koi-chan tackled Ratatta. And stayed on top. Ratatta could not move, and his life-force was slowly draining. "Ratatta, return! Pidgeotto, try your best!" "Popem, you can do it!" "BEEEEEDRILL!" Popem flew out, charging at the enemy Pidgeotto. "Twinneedle, NOW!" Nurip screamed "Hit it like it was a Jigglypuff!" Beedrill struck the Pidgeotto repeatedly. Soon, the Pidgeotto dropped, exhausted. "Now! PIN MISSILE!" "Digeo?!" The Pidgeotto looked up. "Use Gust to block, Pidgeotto!" "Pidgeo…" Pidgeotto tried Gust, but was too weak. "RETURN, PIDGEOTTO!!" "Give me your money." Nurip held a blade up to the kid's neck. "Now." "…fine…" The kid mumbled and tossed over a few hundred dollars "darn… dropped my balls…" "Do you know where I can find… a Jigglypuff?" To be continued? ________________________________ ~wonkycyber, The Rider of Lugia "Koi koi, koiking!" http://zap.to/wonkypage ---GOT WONKY? "Death is lighter than a feather, duty is heavier than a mountain" [={Remove Yourself to EMail me}=]