From: Chuck Einhorn <unicorns@mmtcnet.com> Subject: Re: [PW!] Poke-Ball Date: Monday, September 13, 1999 5:59 PM > "I know. Isn't it beautiful?" Minax smirks and turns away from Shard, towards the > dance floor. She taps on Dernam's shoulder and he turns away from Maria to see who > is tapping him. Maria takes the chance to escape from his clutches. > > Dernam's eyes meet with the dark brown eyes of Minax. He sees her bouncy red hair, > then looks downward. She is wearing a low-cut tight red dress that ends just above > the knees and fancy black sandals. Her fingernails are painted dark blue and her > toenails are painted dark purple. Minax says in a husky voice, "Are you a Pokemon > trainer?" > > "Why... sometimes... but the waiter... and the martial arts too." Dernam replies, > nodding way too much. > > Minax presses up against him, "Shut up and dance." While dancing, Minax tries to > see where Dernam keeps his Pokeballs, with the intention of plucking one from him, > using whatever method is needed. <SNAP> That was the sound that Dernam heard screaming through his head. One had to think rationally in times like these. No one gets this lucky, and have 2 drop-dead gorgeous girls assult you twice in a row, bing-bang. Thoughts of Splash, blissfully unaware of what is happening, getting the life sucked out of him by a nameless Rocket. 2 girls never come along so quickly, unless you're Fabio, and Dernam didn't have a Farfetch'd lodged in his head. He reviewed the facts. 6 was assulted by a Paydaying cat. Girl inquires about change. Girl must own or know Meowth. While dancing, Meowth attempts to swipe ankle-attached Pokéballs, gets kicked, girl makes face. Girl feels for Meowth-thief, then. The girl couldn't have known about the balls, they were positioned too low. But a Meowth was built low enough, and the girl may have been a distractionary method, possibly a Rocket, so the Meowth could........... Dernam did too much thinking like this. All day long he could connect events, make them fit, try to justify something that may or may not be there, or is hidden from sight otherwise, like an unsure Sherlock Holmes, forever making possibly brilliant conclusions on the facts, then never going through with them. However, he was certain that this would eventually be a bad thing, and prepared for the worst, all the while keeping a straight face. <Shift......> 6 watched Dernam with growing concern. Earlier, he had Dernam's attention, but now 2 funny-acting girls had a hold of him. No attention for poor, poor 6. he couldn't take it any longer. This one was going down too! Taking a shiny thing was worse than taking his trainer, but he didn't want to lose Dernam. Who would pet him? Give him food? 6 jumped off of the table he had returned too after trouncing the Meowth again(just for fun), and skulked through the crowd, intent on whacking the girl at the knees. <Shift again......> All was going fine on the eastern front back at the dance, but Dernam didn't like the way the girl was acting. She was too.....professional. He had that feeling of being watched all over, even though her gaze was at him, like she was silently looking him over. Then she fell. With a suprised "Ahh!" she fell straight back, bending at the knees. And who should jump out of the way just in time but 6. Dernam glared down at the Eevee, certain that he may have just ruined a perfectly good evening. Again. "6, you are really starting to piss me the hell off." 6 merrily answered with a loud "Eebui!" Then, the Meowth, again It reaches for his ankle, and he lifts his foot up, bringing it down on the cat's paw as gently as possible. It squeals and hisses in pain. 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