From: Roberto Perez-Vila
Subject: [PW!] Strangers in the Night
Date: Saturday, September 25, 1999 9:00 PM
In the late afternoon, Luthor, the Slowpoke takes one more step and he
stands before the giant golden doors of the renown Viridian City Gym, its
high Corinthian columns making the short pink Pokemon look even smaller
in comparison. He stands before four large boot clad feet belonging to
two big burly men dressed in Roman combat gear. Luthor looks up at them
and declares, "Let me enter, goons. From the looks of this place, I am
quite certain this Palace belongs to the Great Caesar's Ghost that Perry
White, Clark Kent's boss, keeps referring to in my comic books."
The two guards cross their halberds and chant, "No one may enter without
seven badges, by order of the Boss."
Luthor narrows his eyes at the two large humans, "Who is this 'Boss?' Is
it Great Caesar's ghost?"
"Sorry, but our Boss doesn't want us to tell you that he's the leader of
Team Rocket." One of the guards declares.
The other one nods once, "Yeah, and he especially doesn't want us to tell
you that his name is Giovanni."
"Whoever your Boss is, he is no match for the power and might of Luthor!"
Luthor cackles, showing off how mighty he is by standing on his hind
legs. He grabs Clayface's Pokeball and tosses it out, "Clayface, break
the doors open!"
The large messy pile of purple filth known as a Grimer appears in front
of the doors, his arms raised high, as if he is about to crash them down
upon the golden doors at any moment. However, his disgusting, dripping
arms never crash down anywhere. They remain up high, as if that is the
only position that they can be held in, "Grrrrrimer! Griiiimerrrrr!!!"
The guard on the left and the guard on the right simultaneously crush
Clayface with their right and left foot, respectively. They wipe off the
sludge under their boots on the "Not Welcome" mat in front of the doors,
then return to their positions.
Clayface, which has been splattered everywhere, starts reforming ever so
gradually. Luthor grows impatient with the reformation and recalls the
Pokemon. All the purple mess scattered about the ground turns into red
energy and gets sucked into the Pokeball, which is then placed back on
Luthor's belt.
Luthor declares, "Mark my words, I shall return when I have psychic
powers beyond your wildest imagination to crush you both *and* your puny
Boss. Bwa... ha... ha... ha..." Luthor continues to laugh maniacally as
he slowly walks away. He notices one of the signs on a nearby building
says "Brock's Diner." He doesn't recognize the first word on the sign,
but he knows that the second one means "a place where humans serve food."
The Slowpoke's tummy rumbles.
* Two hours later, Luthor sits on a stool in Brock's Diner. It's time for
dinner. *
Luthor reads a publicity shirt off a nearby souvenir rack, "Can you smell
what the Brock is cooking?" The Slowpoke sniffs the air, then replies to
the inanimate object, "No, I cannot, foolish shirt." Five seconds later,
Luthor changes his mind, "Nevermind. Now I can." Luthor stamps the bar
with his paw, "I demand service, pathetic female humans!"
No one responds. Luthor then notices the commotion at the entrance. Many
young waitresses flock around a certain middle aged individual in a fancy
red suit who has a Persian on a red leash. The seemingly important man
sits down next to Luthor at the bar, and his Persian leaps onto the stool
next to his master, opposite the Slowpoke.
The middle aged man complains, "You'd think they've never seen a Gym
Leader before. I hear that Brock never gets this much attention. Perhaps
if I started a location called Giovanni's Lollipop Shop the masses would
cease hounding me for an autograph." Giovanni pets his Persian, which
purrs in response, "Perrrr....Perrsssiaan..."
Luthor tilts his head towards the man in the fancy red suit, "Are you
talking to me? Are you talking to me? You must be talking to me, because
I don't see anybody else here."
Giovanni looks down at the Slowpoke next to him, a thin eyebrow raising
showing his interest, "I always get that line. For some strange reason,
people associate me with the Mafia. But I've never gotten that line from
a Slowpoke until today."
"What line?" Luthor looks a little confused, "I just made that up right
now."
A very buxom waitress in a very small white blouse and very short black
shirt runs up to Giovanni, "Ooooh, Mista' Giovanni, sir! What an honor it
is to be servin' the local Gym Leader! What will ya be havin' on this
fine evenin'?"
"You think that I would eat the garbage served here?!" Giovanni looks
outraged as he asks the rhetorical question, "Give me your finest meal
for my Persian. He isn't very finicky, so your restaurant's so-called
filet mignon should suffice."
"Y-y-yes... sir..." The waitress jots something down and runs away,
holding back tears.
Giovanni turns his attention back to Luthor, "I could use a talking
Pokemon in my organization. Interested?"
"The only thing that I am interested in..." Luthor shows a wide evil
grin, "...is world domination!"
Giovanni laughs calmly under his breath, "Then we have something in
common, Slowpoke. If it weren't for that pesky kid who saved Silph Co.
the one time I tried invading it some years ago, I would rule the world
by now."
Luthor and Giovanni both raise their fists simultaneously and shout,
"Curse those blasted super heroes!" The two megalomaniacs stare at each
other for a long moment, then smile and shake hands. Luthor says, "The
name's Luthor."
"Giovanni, the leader of the Viridian City Gym, among other titles." The
middle aged man grins wickedly, "If you ever make it big, Luthor, we can
join forces to rule the world together."
"That sounds wonderful." Luthor nods, thinking of betrayal at the very
same time that Giovanni thinks about it.
The buxom waitress walks up to Giovanni and places a plate with filet
mignon on it on the bar, "That'll be 500..."
"Charge it to the Viridian Gym." Giovanni waves his hand. He takes the
plate and puts it on the floor. His Persian leaps off the stool and licks
the meat once, pauses to make out the taste, then sticks his tongue out
in disgust, "Sian!"
Giovanni narrows his eyes at the waitress, "My Persian doesn't like the
taste. I'm feeling generous tonight, but if I ever decide come back to
this Diner and my Persian finds the meals unsatisfactory, I'm closing
down this establishment. Goodnight." Giovanni stands, grabs his Persian's
leash, and starts to head towards the door without a hint of anger.
Luthor shouts to him before he can leave, "Wait! How will I be able to
get in touch with you again, Giovanni?"
Giovanni considers how valuable a talking Slowpoke might be, then
considers sending some of his "people" to capture Luthor. Giovanni
responds, "Don't worry, Luthor. I'm sure that we'll meet again soon. Very
soon. Goodnight." The middle aged man and his Persian exit Brock's Diner,
and enter the limousine ready for them outside.
Luthor looks up at the weeping waitress who has disappointed Giovanni,
"Excuse me, water works, I require food."
The waitress sneers at Luthor, "Ya got any money, Pokemon?"
"Money?" Luthor looks offended, "Do I look like a mere bank robber to
you? I am Luthor, soon to be the greatest villain of all time! I refuse
to lower myself to the level of a masked crook that super heroes beat in
one punch."
The waitress rolls her eyes, "No money, no service. Go forage for some
food, Pokemon." She storms away.
Luthor waves his paw at her, "You will pay for your insolence when I rule
the world!" The Slowpoke slides down the side of the stool, then notices
the plate with filet mignon that Giovanni's Persian left. Luthor shakes
his head indignantly, "I refuse to eat food that has been licked by a
Persian..." Luthor's stomach grumbles louder than before, "Well, it was a
*clean* Persian. I bet that Persian's rear end is cleaner than that
woman's hands." Being too hungry to even rationalize further, Luthor
falls on all four legs and begins to lick the tender meat off of the
plate on the ground.
-Luthor