Subject: [PW!] The Odd Couple (part II)
Date: Thursday, September 02, 1999 11:46 PM
Mac hasn't had the best of luck with his Porygon. Now, they're both hiding out
in an abandoned warehouse until the police stop looking for him...
<> Porygon was hovering over Mac. <>
"Mmmph, I don't wanna go to school..."
<> The Porygon converted its arm into a large
bell, which it began hitting in rapid succession.
"DING DONG!! DING DONG!! DING -"
"OKAY! I'm awake!!!" Mac rubbed his eyes for a few seconds, then stared at
Porygon angrily. "Why did you wake me up? Is this important?"
"Lonely? Why I - never mind. I guess it's for the better."
"Actually, I was planning on going online for a bit. Maybe I can dig up some
dirt on Team Rocket and -"
Mac raised his eyebrows. "I didn't know that Porygon ate food."
"Strangely enough, I have to agree with you. I can't let anybody see me
around here." Suddenly, Mac grabbed Porygon by the neck. "Just don't do
anything I wouldn't want you to, or it's back to the disk with you! Above all,
don't blow anything up! żComprendes?"
<> and Porygon converted into energy, slipping through
Mac's hand and through the wall.
<> Porygon was floating down the sidewalk,
occasionally turning its head left and right, looking for food (obviously). As
it rounded the street corner, it finally found what it was looking for: a deli.
Its mouth began to water as it pressed its face against the glass window. It
quickly fell through the window and sprawled out on the floor.
Seeing the butcher behind the counter, Porygon sprung into action. <> His arm converted into a gun, which he pointed at
the butcher, who raised his arms towards the ceiling.
"I don't want any trouble, the register's over there!"
The butcher, though confused, still obeyed the Porygon's orders. Links in
tow, Porygon floated towards the door, then stopped. <>
"Psy duck! Psy duck!"
As Porygon began its journey back to the warehouse, it congratulated itself.
"That doesn't sound too hard," said a voice behind him. When he turned,
Porygon saw a police car, Officer Jenny waving to him. "Just where do you think
you're going with those hot links?"
Jenny stepped out of the car, brandishing a set of handcuffs. "Good enough
for me. I'm gonna have to ask you to come with me."
Before she could get any closer, Porygon started the ignition on her cop
"What in the -" Jenny was dumbfounded.
The vehicle went into third gear, and began speeding towards the deli. The
butcher saw this, then ran screaming from the mart, still doing his decent
Just after the buther leapt from the building, Jenny's car made contact with
the stove, which had been left on. The stove ignited the gasoline, which
promptly blew up the car and the building. The shock wave knocked Jenny down to
the pavement, and she passed out.
Meanwhile, Porygon floated nearby, watching the flames consuming the
"Psy ie ie!!"
TBC (ATTN Forest: How about you be in the area when the explosion happens, and
you see the Porygon and decide to follow it back to the warehouse?)
-Anonymous (you know, the guy who wrote all the poems)
REASON ODDISH REIGNS SUPREME #2:
Doesn't need a Solarbeam TM.