From: £unar §aber™ <I'm@the.edge> Subject: [PW!] ATR: Horrible House Guests Date: Saturday, October 30, 1999 7:54 PM The Fuchsia Bums, er ATRs are currently residing in front of Marvin the Magician's stage. Drew is trying to repair his shopping cart that Sirius stole. Raven and Gohan were arguing as usual. I'll let you figure out what they were arguing about. James was standing around being obscure. Dai, Fox and Saber were ogling Maria, who was now wearing an ATR uniform. Maria slapped them all. "OW!" "HEY!" "D'oh..." Raven and Gohan finally ran out of breath shouting at each other. If you don't know what they were arguing about, you don't deserve to know. "So..." Raven spoke up, "where are we gonna go now???" "We could go do something inconspicuous." suggested James, from a bush where no one could see him. "Who said that?" Asked Dai. Everyone looked around, but no one noticed James in the bush. "I have no clue." said Saber. Suddenly Fox got a crazy gleam in his eye, and jumped on top of Drew's shopping cart. Drew screamed. "I AM NOT YODA!!!!!!111" Fox yelled histerically, whilst thrashing about. Then, he calmed down and got off the shopping cart, as if nothing had happened. Drew was sobbing. "Well....that was....interesting..." Saber said slowly. He then added, "Anywho, what's next for ATR?" "I'm hungry." Raven complained. The rest of the ATRs agreed. They decided to head to the local Brock's Diner, but first they had to say goodbye to Marvin the Magician. All the ATRs turn around to see Marvin preoccupied with a 10-year old Russian kid with messy hair and a British guy in his 30s with pasty white skin holding a Scooby-Doo lunchbox with the name "Neidorf" on it. Not wanting to interrupt his act, the ATR troops move out. "CLOSED FOR HALLOWEEN PREPARATIONS" said the sign hanging on Brock's Diner. "ARG! TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!" everyone exclaimed. "CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Saber yelled and started dancing around. Raven knocked him down. "And just how do you expect we get this candy?? We don't have any costumes, or anything else for that matter!" "Oops..." Saber said up suddenly. He took out his pen and started thinking. After a few click he exclaimed "HEY! We can go get prepared for Halloween at my house!" "Where is your house?" Maria asked. "Over there." Saber pointed to a house next to the Fuchsia Gym. Everyone besides Saber facefaulted. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US YOUR HOUSE WAS RIGHT HERE THIS WHOLE TIME?!?! WE SPENT ALL THAT TIME BUMMING IN THE PARK WHEN WE COULD HAVE BEEN EATING MUNCHIES AND WATCHING TV AT YOUR HOUSE!!!!!" Raven went ballistic. "u ediot, stop talking in caps d00d" Yoda babbled. Dai spoke up. "Well, I suppose at this point we have no choice but to go to Saber's house, if we want all that CANDY!" "Then it's settled! We're going to Saber's house!" Drew said. All the ATRs joined arms a la Wizard of Oz and started skipping towards Saber's house, singing all the way. When they got there, Saber made them all go around to the backyard. "See that up there?" Saber pointed to a 3rd story window. "That's my room! We hafta go in through the window, though." Everyone facefaulted again. ***THREE HOURS LATER*** The ATRs formed a huge human ladder up the side of the house. Saber was on the bottom, Dai on his shoulders, Drew on his, James on his, Fox on his, Raven on his, Gohan on his, and Maria at the top, trying to reach the window. Everytime Gohan looked up Maria's skirt, he got slapped. Finally Maria reached the window, and popped it open. she climbed inside, and with one yank, pulled the other 7 ATRs up the side of the house and through the window. "Holy shit." the other ATRs said simultaneously, dazed and confused on the floor of Saber's room. "Hey guys, you hafta be quiet, I need to see who's home." Saber said quietly as he tiptoed out the door and down the stairs. After searching the house and finding that no one was home, he returned to his room. His jaw dropped when he opened the door to his room. Maria was sitting on the bed talking on the phone, Dai was playing with Saber's action figures, Raven, Gohan, Fox and James were playing Goldeneye on Saber's widescreen TV, and Drew was building stuff with LEGOs. "WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGG???" Saber screamed. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at him. There was an embarrassing silence. Then Raven yelled "MUNCHIES!!!!!" Saber backed out of the room. As soon as he closed the door, he could hear the noise starting again. Saber sighed, and took out his pen. He clicked it as he went down the stairs. He went over to the cabinet and took a stack of food and drinks 5 feet high. Balancing the stack, he made his way back up the stairs. Barging into the room, he found it exactly as he had left it. "BUMRUSH!!!!111!!" everyone screamed and bum rushed Saber. They each took something to eat and drink and returned to what they were doing. Saber lay on the floor dazed. TBC???? Don't mess up my house. -- {£ight§aber[][][]=[]=(|™ saber@upnetwork.com http://teamr.bulbagarden.com ZaNTeTSuKeN! >all right, something is odd. i rang the bell and ran happily to greet >Omega weapon and what do i get? the cold shoulder. i made contact with >it; ran around in front of it jeering, insulted its mother, hell i >gnawed that bloody thing's knees, but it just won't fight. did i get >the 'Omega Weapon: Canadian Version', or what? what's wrong here? >i want to be helplessly slaughtered and scattered to the four winds, >dammit! -Azathoth, AGFF