From: Yosh
Subject: Re: [PW!] And a Rocket Hunting We Shall Go!
Date: Saturday, October 30, 1999 4:03 PM
Roberto Perez-Vila wrote:
>"Listen up, Psyduck, and listen up real good..." Minax starts, crouching
>so that
>she can stare at Howard to intimidate him, "I'm trying to recruit a little
>girl
>into Team Rocket, and you and 'Misty' here are going to help me out. Misty's
>going
>to tell the little girl that she joined Team Rocket, and she's going to
>try to
>convince the little girl that Team Rocket is wonderful. Then I'm going to
>spring
>out of the bushes, pretending to be a non-Rocket murderer who is going to
>try to
>kill the little girl, and Misty is going to send you out to save the day
>by beating
>me up. That way, Misty can convince the little girl that Team Rocket's one
>big
>happy family that protects one and another and she'll ask the little girl
>to join.
>Got that?"
>
>Howard nods, "Of course. This seems like an easy enough role. Shall I be
>using a
>foil or a rapier to battle you?"
>
>Minax slaps Howard on the back of the head, "You're going to run around
>like an
>idiot saying 'Psy' a whole bunch of times, pretending to have a huge headache,
>then
>I'll pretend that you used Psychic attacks on me and I'll run away."
>
>Oz looks at Minax doubtfully. He clears his throat and imitates Misty again,
>"Shouldn't we rehearse this or something?"
>
>"Excellent idea, 'Misty'." Minax nods and walks up to a nearby director's
>chair.
>She pulls Omelette the baby Chansey out of the sack on her belt, places
>the baby on
>her lap, and reclines in the chair, crossing her legs, "Aaaand... Action!"
"Waitaminute, but I thought you were going to be attacking us?" Oz asked
nervously, still imitating Misty.
"I am," Minax said coolly, holding Omelette. "But for now I'll be seeing how
bad you'll do. Your little Pokemon can act the part for now, seeing as how
they're probably not good for much else."
Upon hearing this, Sandshrew and Kitty-chan obediently collaborated, the Meowth
mounting herself on top of Sandshrew, forming a weird, almost 3 and a half foot
tall thing, looking more silly than threatening.
"Thanks." Oz said softly to the two helpful Pokemon, while trying to stifle a
laugh. He turned and walked away several yards, to give more space for the
battle sequence, before turning right back around, and striking a tense, ready
for action position.
Kitty-chan growled lightly at the false Misty, acting the part of a vicious
murderer. Although confidence being mostly alien to him, acting the Misty
attitude as best as he can takes a lot of it, yelling, "If you want the girl,
you'll have to go through me!"
Minax sighed and rolled her eyes at his trite choose of words, Omelette sitting
in her lap, quietly murmuring to herself obliviously.
"Go, Psyduck!" He called. Several seconds passed. "Psyduck?"
"Tally ho!" The Psyduck actor cried, leaping from the rafters high up above.
Landing squarely between Oz and the mockup murderer, falling into a battle
stance. "En garde, foul wench!"
Oz, Kitty-chan and Sandshrew blinked.
"CUT!!" Minax yelled, almost growling. "What are you doing?!"
Howard the Psyduck turned to face the angry Minax. "Beg your pardon, but I felt
that my character's been misunderstood, and your views on how he would act are
most likely sheerly biased."
Minax seethed, the only thing seemingly to keep her from getting up and
violently strangling Howard to death was Omelette, resting peacefully in her
lap. Oz quickly went over besides Howard, kneeling down as to talk to him
quickly before Minax blew.
"You know, Howard, I wouldn't give this Minax lady too much trouble if I were
you. You know, just to be safe. In fact, if it weren't for extreme luck, my
Meowth over there would already be dead. And something tells me she might not
hesitate to cut you up and turn you from Psyduck to Psyfillet."
Howard looked away from 'Misty,' took one look into Minax's disdainful eyes,
and gulped as he saw this to be true. Looking at Minax again, he shuddered,
asking, "So what is it you will have me act?"
Minax sighed, "I've already told you, you run around like an idiot, act like
you have a headache, saying 'Psy' a bunch of times, before I pretend you use
some sort of psychic attack on me."
"Hmm..." Howard thought this over for a few seconds, "Psy?"
"No, no, you have to act like you have a headache, like you're in pain. Put
your hands on your head."
Howard held his head in the usual Psyduck position, trying again. "Psy! Psy!
Psy!"
Minax rolled her eyes. "Close enough," she muttered as she gently puts Omelette
back in her sack, and standing up. "We should go find that little girl now,
before she leaves the city. Chances are, she'll be trying for a badge."
With that said, she strode off towards the exit of the undercover secret Team
Rocket center, leaving Oz, and the three Pokemon to hurry after her.
"I think I detest that woman." Howard said loathingly.
TBC!
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I know it's not much, but I've been desperately been trying to get around to
writing for a week now. Really sorry for holding you guys up, Robert and Nori!
Yosh
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