From: Anubis God Of Embalming <silentnorn@home'removethis'.com> Subject: [PW!] Anubis Tries Again, and the reason for Chanseys at Pokemon Centers Date: Saturday, October 16, 1999 12:38 AM I was Bored, so I decided to continue on with the story. BTW, The Annoying Narrator makes an appearance in all my Stories. He is kind of like Kenny in this. Narrator: After several battles with Metapods and Kakunas, which Anubis did not want to catch, as he knew the Wild Evolution Attack law, Anubis started to make his way back to the Pokemon Center to try to heal his bad luck, and Pokemon. Will Anubis catch some Bug Pokemon and make his way to Pewter City? Only time will tell as..." Anubis flung a rock at the tree the Narrator was in. "I thought I told you to SHUT UP!" Anubis yelled. The Narrator ran away into the bushes, only to step on a Pikachu's tail and get electrocuted. I made my way to the Pokemon Center in Viridian City. Nurse Joy and her Chansey greeted me with glee. "Hi, could you refresh my Pokemon please?" I said. "Of course," Nurse Joy replied. "I'll need your Pokemon." I handed her my Pokeballs. "What's your name?" "Anubis." "Where do you come from?" "Saphron. Tell me, do you have any tips on catching Pokemon? Bug Pokemon in paticular?" "Well, I know that for a Pokeball to work properly it must be at least half damaged." I already knew that. "Why do you have Chanceys in the hospital?" The Chansey called out at the sound of it's name. "Well, Chanseys have a pouch that can hold things, and are basically intellegent and can bring stuff to us when we need it." "Oh." I said. "Your Pokemon are refreshed! Please come again!" "Thanks!" I said as I left the Center. I sat down at a bench and rested for a moment. I wished then she could pop me in the machine and refresh me. It was getting dark, and I should probably go back to my room at the Arena, but I decided the night was young, and I was going to catch a Pokemon, tonight. I took a breath, and walked back towards Viridian Forest. -- Anubis Owner of 13 Chocolate Points!! URL http://embark.to/theorder/ e-mail- silentnorn@home.coma SPAMBLOCK - Replace coma with com This week's Answering Machine Message: We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again. Go to my website for more hilarity... Start Dragoncode DC2.Dv Gm A++ L+ W~ T PaPhPlPtPw~ Bac/Ben/Beg/Bfl/Bla F+ Fo R+++! Ac+++ J+ Nf S+ Fr-- U+++ Df+++ I--- H++ $+ M(r-v) O V++ Q+ Tc++ Cre' Sks To decode head to http://www.wyrm.demon.co.uk/dc/ /\ _ )( ______________________ (_)///////(**)______________________> )( \/ FOR C2 owners, my script reservation is 10100 - 10150 so don't use it! PC Gamer Excerpt: "The combination of Violence and Golf worked just about as well as KFC reviving Cornel Sanders as a Jive-Talking rapper <shudders...> ."