From: Its Dun Dun Dun Raven <aznfrenzy@aol.comingtoyou> Subject: [PW!]Bumrush and Betrayal!!! Date: Sunday, October 17, 1999 12:08 AM [OOC: After giving 2 weeks for you guys to get your interactions done I am going to conclude this. We need to move on.} [PW!]Bumrush and Betrayal Just another day in Fuschia city. Just another simple day. People of all ages, races, and genders come and relax in the park. Drew was busy sleeping on the park bench with a hat over his face. Drew was tired from being useful. He was collecting alluminum cans and putting them in his shopping cart which he found. The shopping cart was full and Dai could have gotten many money recycling. Fox and Dai were playing a friendly game of M:TG. They were also guarding the money they had collected bumming. It was quite alot of money. "Haha I cast a Fireball on you!!!!" Dai screamed "MWAHAHA I cast a Fork and your down to 1 life now." "NOOOOO...." "My turn......I attack with all of my Shivan Dragons. good game." ____ The others were battling. On one side was Gohan and Raven shouting Dun Dun Dun and Ba Dum Dum while their pokemon were battling on. Since the battle was so heated up all of Raven and Gohan's pokemon were called out. Gohan's Growlithe was flamming the hell out of Raven's Scyther. Gohan's Venusaur was tied up with a Charmander, Rhyhorn, and a Primeape. Raven's Haunter was making short work out of Pidgeot and Dratini. It was a pretty even match until Raven decided that his pokemon had had enough. "Electrode GO! EXplosion." Raven shouted. "WHAT your crazy!!!" Gohan screamed. "DUN DUN DUN!!!" Raven remarked as Electrode exploded taking out every single pokemon. After the smoke was cleared. Every single pokemon was burned, charred, and unconscious. "Wait how did Haunter get hit?? Hes a ghost." Raven said. "Hmm I dunno. Ba Dum Dum I guess." Gohan hid his mini-Wigglytuff Pistol. _____ Another battle was also in progress. Saber vs Sirius!!!!! Both of Sirius and Saber's Gyarados were out. The Gyarados circled each other and took shots at each other without any result. Both pokemon were equally trained. ALthough Saber's Gyarados had "Wierd" moves in Psychic and Thunder. Sirius's Elite 4 Experience Gyarados were faster so Saber's Gyarados was always on the defensive. Finally the Gyarados both charged up a Hyper Beam at the same time. Unfortunately they both forgot they were 2 feet from each other. The result wasn't pretty. "Dammit. How am I suppose to trade your Gyarados away if its banged up like that?" Sirius mutttered. "Listen,you...." Saber glared at Sirius. "For this you must pay!!!!" Sirius lunged at Saber. Saber was ready he had his trademark super ballpoint with autoclicker in his hand and the fight ensued. The other ATRs watch the battle with interest. Even Gohan and RAven forgot their arguement of whether which catchphrase was better DunDunDun or BaDumDum. The intelluctual debate had to continue some other time. Saber was very skilled with his pen. Saber's penmanship was the best of all ATR and he knew it. Saber's lightning fast reflexes quickly overwhelmed Sirius's face. Sirius had pen marks everywhere. Sirius was pissed at this fact that Saber was playing with him. After 200 punch and kick attempts Sirius was getting tired. Sirius stopped for a second and to everyone's surprise brought out a pack of cards. "BEHOLD TGP COMMONS WITH VERY DEADLY PAPER CUTS!!!!STolen of course" Sirius grinned evilly. "Ah the classic neverending battle of paper vs pen shall begin with full force." Saber cackled. The two clashed. _____ "What a battle" Drew said amiring his alumnium can collection. "yes I agree.' Raven said. "I also agree." Gohan said. "You can't agree with me." "Yes I can!!!" "Wanna take this outside???" "We are outside." "Just shut up and watch you two." Fox said beating Dai one more time in M:TG. Dai angrily threw his cards down to the ground. How the hell do I lose 4000 to -532? _____ Sirius grinned as he prepared to attack. He raised back his hand and picked a TGP card, Magikarp. He flicked it effortlessly to Saber's face. Saber expertly deflected it with his pen. Sirius then went ballistic and threw 20 cards a minute at Saber. Saber deflected them all without a sweat. Sirius's ballistic card attack was very overwhelming and was a sight to see but Saber's penmanship was just too good. Saber was a master of his pen and flicked it like a Cubone will use his bone. Sirius's attack continued until he ran out of cards some 10 minutes later. Sirius's face was drained out of color as Saber began to go on the offensive. Sirius ran and crashed into Dai and Gohan who was just finishing another game. Sirius grabbed the MTG cards and delivered a new card attack. MTG cards were more sharper and was able to deal more damage. Saber had his face cut up shocked of Sirius desperation attack. Saber quickly recovered and used his pen to block the barrage once again. The others looked on. Sirius soon ran out of MTG cards to throw. Shivan Dragons and Fireballs were everywhere with a little of Baron Sengirs thrown in. Sirius once again began to ran but Saber anticipated this and shouted. "He tried to steal my pokemon get him." Sudden realization that Sirius might be doing wrong the others reacted. Fox and Dai dived at Sirius in a double team tackle but Sirius dodged barely. Sirius turned around to see Drew kicked at Sirius. Sirius flew and collided with the shopping cart full of cans. Cans flew everywhere as the cart was overturned. Sirius had an idea. Looking at the collection of money that ATR had gotten bumming in the park. Sirius took all the money and stuffed it into his pocket. THis further enraged his former comrades. Sirius quickly dropped down and lift the overturned shopping cart back. Sirius began to throw the cans at the 6 other ATRs. Saber was able to deflect the cans again with his pen. Raven and Gohan found cover in a nearby garbage dumpster but Dai, Drew, and Fox quickly fell to the barrage of cans. Sirius grinned as he climbed on top of the shopping cart. "WHERE THE HELL YOU GOING WITH MY SHOPPING CART AND CANS??? YOU BASTARD!!!" DREW yelled. Sirius gave himself a little push and he soon gotaway ridding the shopping cart. Sirius ran over Drew and Fox along the way further injuring them. "DAMNIT HE STOLE THE MONEY." Dai shouted. "WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN DONUTS WITH THAT!!!" Gohan yelled. "WITH TWO RAISENETTS!!!" Saber screamed as the ATRs gave chase to Sirius. ___ Sirius was using the money to buy the TGP card he so much sought for. Sirius was insane for TGP and after gotting what he wanted he left the store. Sirius grinned. "WOOHOO I WILL RULE IN TGP NOW!!!!!" "OH yeah?" "DUN DUN DUN" "BA DUM DUM" "MWHAHAHAHAHAH" Sirius looked up. 5 feet away were bruised, pissed off, and very angry Drew, Dai, Saber, Raven, Gohan, and Fox. "BUM RUSH!!!!!!!!" Raven shouted. Sirius was mobbed by tackles as he was brought down. The ATRS basiclly threw every single punch and kick they could muster. Sirius would have been having a really big hospital bill and need of insurance if an Officer Jenny didn't come by. "Heh stop it. Whats going on? Is there a problem?" ____ "HE attacked me with cards and cans" "He ran over me with a shopping cart" "He stole my shopping cart" "He stole my money" "That we could have gotten many donuts from" "With TWO RAISNETTES!!!" After Raven and his group told the story of what happened, Jenny shook her head. "Hmm.these are the charges so far. BAttery Assault. Assault with a deadly weapon, Attacking bums, Stealing from bums, Grand theft Shopping Cart. Driving a Shopping Cart without a license. REckless Driving....." Jenny began to say. "NOOOO!!!!" Sirius screamed. The ATRs began to rip apart all of Sirius's TGP cards. Sirius dropped down and screamed."NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT MY CARDS!!!!!!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!!!" Sirius's eye turned red and slowly got up laughing maliciously. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...DAMN YOU ALL!!!!! YOU WILL ALL PAY!!! YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!!!!" Sirius ran away from his former comrades. So this end the day of a once proud ATR. This marked the day that Sirius became a Rocket. TBC??? With permission from Derrick: Today's story is inspired by "Can't stop the Bum Rush"- Len "BACKSTABBERS!!! NO LIFERS!!! SCREW THEM ALL..You know I see right through you when you act like you don't know me. you lie. you cheat. you steal. you lose. wouldn't wanna be in your shoes.always looking over your shoulder for the ones you stick, you sick little prick." -Limp Bizkit, "Trust?" _____ The Critics love ATR TakoTanku: *chants* ATR! ATR! SimynLocke: ATR rules! LimynSocke(Yoda): ATR rocks KrnTwnkyYu:ATR rocks! NMVdS: ATR rules