Subject: [PW!] Crash's Crazy Night Part 2
Date: Wednesday, October 20, 1999 6:47 PM
Narrator: In Crash's first adventure, he defeated a rival trainer named Jenna
in Celadon High School.
He then decided to enter the Poke Tour which was on it's way to Celadon that
night, which would grant him an automatic trip to the Pokemon League.
However, William and Bonnie of Team Rocket have been spotted and all those
Pokemon are irresistable...
Crash, with Skitzo standing close, stayed in the backyard and got ready to warm
up his Pokemon for tonights event. He threw his belt off, and shouted 'Pokemon,
go!'. All of the Pokemon except for Flipper jumped out,
and stood attentive.
"Now that we've all eaten, we're gonna get warmed up. It's about time we took
our place amongst the great masters of the Pokemon League, and you guys are
gonna do all the fighting. We've got a smalltime tourney tonight, if we win we
get our free trip to the league without having to get all those stupid badges."
Crash told them.
Shockachu rose his hand, and Crash acknowledged him.
"Pika-pika, pika-pi?" Shockachu squeaked, pointing to a tree.
"No, I'm giving a speech. You can wait till after the speech to take a piss."
"Now, like I was saying, today we beat one of Erika's friends, who wasn't that
bad of a trainer. Tonight, with luck, we'll beat Erika herself tonight. Anyone
who doesn't want to fight their way to glory, the Pokemon Hall of Fame, and
lots and lots of money, get back in their Pokeball now."
Rockhard belched loud, but that was about it.
"Whew...I just smelled what the Rock was cookin' a little too much there, RH."
Crash told Rockhard.
"Ok, let's train out a bit. Shock, why don't you and RH go at it? I know two
Both Shockachu and Rockhard squeaked/growled acceptance. These two LOVED to
fight each other, even though Shockachu was at a super disadvantage. Shockachu
loved a good fight with impossible odds, so Rockhard fit the bill fine. Not
only that, Shockachu won some of time.
"Alright, everyone back up. Shock, RH, go for it! I won't command you guys this
Shockachu and RH were already going at it. The Rock raised his fists high, and
slammed them down on the ground for his Earthquake move, but Shockachu already
leaped in the air to Thunderbolt RH's head while it was out of his boulder
RH turned his head, but the electric shock did almost nothing. That wasn't the
point of it, though. Shockachu squeaked, then followed in with his perfected
Mega Punch, and cracked the Golem hard across the face was it was out of it's
"Great, Shock!" Crash congratulated.
RH catapulted himself into the air, then smashed back down inside the ground
deep. Shockachu got ready to use his Agility, but it wasn't enough as Rockhard
came up directly under Shockachu, spinning, using his Dig attack.
"Pikaaaaaaa!!" Shockachu squeaked.
Shockachu hit the ground hard when he came down, but wasn't out cold yet.
Shockachu wearily got back up, and dashed at RH with his Quick Attack, but RH
went back into his boulder just as Shock came at him. Shockachu then put his
tail inside of the hole in RH's boulder shell, and tried another shock attack
so he could get at the Golem while inside it's shell.
It didn't do anything still, but after doing it for 10 seconds, the heat inside
RH's shell became too much, and it had to pop out. Shockachu was weary, out of
electricity, but it wasn't totally out yet. The spunky Pikachu still had it's
Agility, and used his Mega Punch on RH's head while he was out of his boulder
once, then twice, then pulled back and got him a third time, except with
everything the Pikachu had.
RH reeled back, stunned, then Shockachu jumped in for a Quick Attack and
weakened the Golem more. He used his tail quickly, got down to RH's legs, and
legsweeped him with his tail. It looked like Shockachu was winning! But in
Shock's own wily move, he defeated himself.
Rockhard catapulted himself into the air once again, except headed straight
down for Shockachu with his Rock Throw. Shockachu dodged the attack, but
Rockhard didn't stop moving after he landed, he kept rolling in Shockachu's
direction until he crashed right into the small Pikachu, and Shockachu flew
over to Crash's feet, wasted.
Rockhard growled, and rose it's arm in victory, but had to rub the bruises the
strong Pikachu left on it's face.
"You did good, Shock. A few more hits, and Rocky would've went down. Good work
to you, Rock. Alright now..."
Crash turned to Skitzo and Crosseye, his first two Pokemon and strange
brothers. Skitzo was a Psyduck and Crosseye was a Farfetch'd, but they were
found in the same nest.
"Go for it, you two."
"Psy?" Skitzo quacked looking up to Crash.
"Far!" quacked Crosseye. Then Skitzo looked at Crosseye.
Crash looked back and forth as they did this for a minute. "Fight already!"
Skitzo and Crash moved to where Shockachu and Rockhard were, and got in
fighting stance. There wasn't really rivalry between the two "brothers", they
weren't like Shock and RH who fought for the rush. They fought out of loyalty,
"Go for it!"
Skitzo just stood there, holding his head. Crosseye fluttered 5 feet in the
air, and made a quick dash at Skitzo trying to cut him, but Skitzo dived to the
ground and ducked quick.
Skitzo got back up and started running around in a panic, Crosseye just kept
flying around trying to swipe Skitzo. Crash put his hand to his forehead,
"Uh, Skitz? Wanna attack sooner or later?"
Skitzo turned and looked cluelessy at Crash.
"Farrrrrrrrrr!" Crosseye quacked, flying past Skitzo at high speed, making him
spin around and around really fast. After a few seconds of that, Skitzo fell to
the ground, exhausted already.
"You know, Skitz, you should've used your Skull Bash so you could get a
headache then use your Confusion move. That would've been the smart thing."
Crash said, picking Skitzo up into his arms.
"But then again, you aren't a rocket scientist. You're still cool, though."
"Psy-yi-yi!" Skitzo agreed.
Three hours later, Crash was getting dressed. It was a special event tonight,
so he thought he would wear something good, one of his best.
He put on a black t-shirt that had Mewtwo on it giving everyone the middle
finger, some black jean shorts and some dirty black hiking boots. Real special
clothes for Crash. Crash put a t-shirt on Skitzo, too.
It had was black, and had "Road Crew" in white on the front. Crash said
goodbye, and got ready to leave for the Poke Tour at the Celadon Stadium.
Walking the streets to get there, he looked up at a electric billboard with a
message flashing across. It has the pictures of two 17 year olds, one a guy
with medium lengthed black hair, one a girl with short blonde hair, very
pretty. It read:
William and Bonnie of
Considered Armed and Moderatley Dangerous
Crash scoffed. "Armed? What do they have, sharpened sticks?" Crash said to
himself. He laughed again, and continued on his way.
However, from behind him, in the shadows, came two people, one in a black
leather trench coat, the other in a black leather jacket, their faces were
hidden by the shadows.
"Arrogant bastard." said the male.
"We'll beat him too, just stick to the plan."
"We have to win the tourney and get that trip to League, Bonnie. A whole lot of
good a trip on the St. Anne will do us. The boss wants a represenative of Team
Rocket for the Leauge, this is our chance to prove ourselves.
"Yes...but leave that skank Erika to me."
"I sense vindictiveness in you, gorgeous."
The teen girl grinned evily. "That evident? Let's go cause trouble."
The pair walked on, following Crash to the Celadon Stadium. The longest night
of Jack "Crash" Cutter's life had just begun.
The new generation of Team Rocket
causes trouble Rocket-style...
and Skitzo wins a match?