From: Callo123 <callo123@aol.com> Subject: [PW!] Crash's Two Crazy Days Date: Tuesday, October 19, 1999 4:47 PM "Jack Cutter. Punk. Degenerate. Bad Pokemon Trainer to the fullest extent." Jenna, a 16 year old girl and a regular at the Celadon City Gym told Jack. He was in the school gym right now though, and Jenna and Jack were about to have one heck of a Pokemon Battle. "The name is Crash, and who're you callin' a bad pokemon trainer?" Crash retorted. "Psy!" Skitzo, Crash's Psyduck quacked by his side. The school gym was full of other kids, and they were waiting for a fight. A fight they would get. This whole thing started when Crash asked Jenna what Erika thought of him, and Jenna responded with some really snide remarks. Of course, Crash Cutter doesn't put up with this, so he challenged her to a Pokemon battle with the deal that if he won, he'd get in Celadon City Gym to fight Erika, no questions asked. It was the last day of school, the feeling was bright, and it was time for a fight. Jenna was a really pretty girl with long, brown hair, and a pretty face. "Ready?" Jenna asked. Crash patted Skitzo on the head. "Crash and Burn." Jack told her sternly. There was silence for a moment, then Jenna threw her Pokeball. "Go, Weepinbell!" Jenna yelled. From her Pokeball came a Weepinbell, and Skitzo was already about to jump forward. "Skitzo, Skull Bash!" Crash yelled instantly. The Psyduck lowered his head, and ran in for a charge. "Weepinbell, Wrap!" Jenna yelled, and the Weepinbell wrapped it's vines around Skitzo the second it closed in on the Weepinbell. "Psy-yi-yi!" Skitzo quacked as the Weepinbell squeezed the life out of Skitz. Crash kept watching, waiting for a breakthrough from Skitzo. "Give up?" Jenna asked confidently. "Something you should know about me and my Pokemon. Our wills our bigger than our brains!" Crash shouted. "Skitzo, hold on just a little longer!" Skitz did just that, and the plant keep squeezing for another minute, until it released Skitzo. "Weepinbell, Vine Whip!" Jenna yelled. "Skitzo, return!" Crash yelled. He snapped another ball from his belt, and spinned it around like he was strumming a guitar. "Go, Crosseye!" He threw the Pokeball, and a crosseyed Farfetch'd came. Jenna's expression quickly changed. "Crosseye show this broad how we do things Crash-style. Fly Attack! Now!" Crosseye quacked for a second, then flew up high into the gym, where the Weepinbell could not attack, then dived in on the Weepinbell with the flight attack, cutting it and making it fall to the ground, out cold. "Weepinbell, come back. Go, Fearow!" Jenna yelled, and a Fearow jumped from her Pokeball. "Crosseye, come back. Go, Shockachu! Murder the skank!" Crash yelled. Crash threw his next Pokeball as Crosseye jumped back in, then Shockachu, a Pikachu with a headband on came out and growled. "Shockachu, use your Agility!" "Fearow, use your Fury Attack!" Just as Fearow went in for a Fury Attack, Shockachu dodged with his Agility, but the Fearow was down low. "Shockster, crack the punk!" he ordered as Shockachu struck the Fearow with a HUGE mega punch, stunning it. "Shockachu, fry it and finish it!" "Pika-pi!" Shockachu squeaked as he got his tail in close to Fearow, then hit the Fearow with a really strong Thunderbolt up close just to fry it all the more, knocking it out. Jenna frowned, and called back the Fearow. The surrounding crowd of kids uproared in cheers for Crash, and he snapped all his Pokeballs back on his belt, and Skitzo, still by Crash's side and with a growing headache, held on to Crash's leg. Crash looked down at him and wiped the bit of sweat from his head. "Not bad, eh Skitz?" "Psyieeeeeeeee..." Skitzo moaned. Jenna walked over to Crash reluctantly, and offered a handshake. "Nice fight. Looks like I need more Pokemon." Jenna admitted. "No problem. All I've got are my six." Crash said. "So, do I get in to see Erika tommorrow?" Jenna nodded. "Be there by time we close up though, we all know how late you can be." "Well, you'll be keeping me up all night, right?" "Excuse me?" "Yeah, you're gonna go out on a nice little date with me tonight to the Poke Tour thing in town. I heard some guy from the Pokemon Leauge is gonna be havin' a small time tourney where the winner gets an automatic trip to the Pokemon League. Of course, I'm gonna watch." "Why don't you enter?" "Because...I'll be dating you, right?" "No, you won't. I'm entering." "Oh." "But if you happened to win, that would free your time up considerably, maybe that would leave time for us to go out." Crash grinned to himself. He wanted to get all 8 badges and then enter, but the idea of an quick trip in was a little too tempting...so was the date with Jenna. "I guess I will enter in that thing tonight. Do you have any idea who the top pick to win is, though?" "Everyone knows that. Erika! I'd watch my back though...William and Bonnie are said to be around, though." William and Bonnie. The best two trainers in Celadon besides Erika. They defected to Team Rocket. "They've only had wanted posters of those two all over the place, I think I get the message." Jenna scoffed at Crash from that, and seriously reconsidered her position on Crash. "Come to think of it, why would I go out with an ignorant, disgusting punk like you, Crash?" Crash turned around and started leaving the school gym, and people in the audience were still talking about the fight. "Cause I'm the new best trainer in Celadon, and looks like I've got the chance to prove it tonight." Crash responded. He left out of the gym, leaving Jenna just standing there, and got ready to fix himself and his Pokemon up for the Poke Tour that night. ______________________________ As soon as Crash got to his really nice home, he went to the kitchen and fed his Pokemon Crash-Style...he opened the fridge, then opened his Pokeballs. Whatever was in the fridge, was theirs. Good thing Crash's family had money, the Wild Bunch would eat them out of house and home. All at once, Skitzo, Rockhard, FrEaK, Crosseye and Shockachu all just ate anything they could grab, from raw meat to lettuce...then Rockhard preferred to go outside and eat dirt. Crash always forgot that what Golems eat. Crash went for the phone as they all ate, and dialed up his friend Scout. "Hey, dog." Crash said. "What do you want? I'm smokin' over here." Scout said. "Are you gonna compete in that smalltime tourney on the Tour tonight?" "No way, dude. I don't even mess with Pokemon like that, except for Moneymaker." Moneymaker was Scout's pride and joy, a kleptomaniac Persian. This one didn't just steal money, it could steal the clothes off a person's back. It wasn't trained to fight, though. "What else can I win besides an auto trip to the Pokemon League?" Crash asked. "Uh...2nd place is a 1st class ticket on the St. Anne, 3rd place is a Trophy and somethin' like an internship to this guy named Vinny Tarlucci, who sponsors the Poke Tour. He's the guy who's gonna buy out Silph Co. real soon, I'd take that prize over the St. Anne ticket and the Pokemon Leauge any day of the week." "Gotcha. You better come down and cheer me on, dude." "Of course I'll be there. Me and Moneymaker are gonna make enough tonight through that crowd to pay for law school." "You friggin' klepto." "Bite me. Adios." They hung up the phone, and when Crash turned around, FrEaK, an Alakazam that Crash put a black t-shirt that says "Freak of Nature" on it, was levitating his food over his head with his psychic power, and looked like he was meditating. "Yo, FrEaK!" Crash shouted. All the stuff fell to the floor as FrEaK's concentration broke. "Do NOT play with the food! That stuff costs money, you know." "Something you don't have." Crash's mother said, coming into the kitchen. She wasn't even shocked that 5 Pokemon were eating all of the food. It was normal for Crash. "Jack, I wish you wouldn't have these things eating everything." Jack's mom said. She pointed to Skitzo and Crosseye arguing over a piece of raw Magikarp. "Hey! Cut it in half you two!" Crash shouted, guzzling down some soda from the 1 liter bottle. "Oh, Ma, I'm goin' out tonight. You know that Poke Tour?" "Yes, you're competing? It's about time you did some actual battling with these 5! What about Flipper, you haven't used him in awhile." "It's a little hard to train a 25 foot long Gyrados to eat out of the fridge. And Flipper is...well...not as smart as he used to be." "Oh, how many people would like a Gyrados but can't have one, honey?" "How many people want a retarded Gyrados? I tell him to use a Dragon Rage and he damn near set the house on fire." "Oh...I hope your other guys are in order, then. Oh, you know that Team Rocket's been spotted in town, right?" "Yeah yeah...if they get in my face, I'll put William and Bonnie down just like I used to when they used to live around here." "I remember right, they beat you everytime you fought them." "...Yeah. Well, I'm better now, ain't that right, Shockachu?" "Pika-CHU!" Shockachu yelled, eating an apple. "If you insist, dear. Good luck tonight!" "Yeah, Ma. I'm going out right now though, we have get warmed up." "Hey, are you gonna clean all this up or not?" "Hadn't planned on it." Crash tried to leave, but his mother grabbed him by the collar and put a mop in his hand. "Clean. Now." As Crash and the Wild Bunch were cleaning up the huge mess they made, Crash already knew it was gonna be one long night. ______________ Lates. KJ