From: Chuck Einhorn <unicorns@mmtcnet.com> Subject: [PW!] Fulfiller of Nightmares Date: Wednesday, October 06, 1999 5:58 PM Phil lands down in Pewtwr, to find the place delightfully deserted. Dismounting Nucleair Winter, Phil struts pimp-like through the streets, finds a brothel, recruits more followers, and continues. Nucleair Winter, following behind, suddenly drops over. "What, ya pansy? Tired? Ack, you worthless piece of white rock-bird! Come here!" Phil recalls Nucleair Winter and proceeds to the nearest Pokémon center. Bursting through the door, red hair flying, eyes glowing beneath shades, he approaches the befundled Nurse Joy. "Healer....." <Nurse Joy> "Thank you, Humédex. Take my Pokémon, make'm good, and make it snappy! Now! Now! Now!" Nurse Joy hastily starts the healing process, as Phil reads off more info on this pathetic human. Ding! "Well, at least you are fast, Joy, but you have somethig you haven't told anyone...." "Huh, well, I never thought anyone would be so ru.." "It's about Brock, isn't it?" "...?" "That's the same thing Misty said! For the minor sin of having feelings for a perverted pedophile, I DARN YOU TO HECK!" Nurse Joy vaporizes in a blue cloud, and is gone. "Waaaaaaaa! How am I gonna get my poor little Rattata healed now? You're a bad man! Waaaaaaaa!!" "Shut up you brat! I'll take that!" Phil takes the ball, holds it in his hand, and returns it. The smell of roasty rat escapes the ball. It falls out all by itself, and reveals nasty sunburns and a loss of hair! "Ahahahahaha! now if only I could take that to the next level, instead of just charring things!" TBC? Agent? I'll think up a punishment for Joy later. Ethan Einhorn