From: Anubis God Of Embalming <silentnorn@home'removethis'.com> Subject: [PW!] In the middle of the night... Plus the Shorts Kids Gang Date: Sunday, October 17, 1999 1:54 PM Narrator "Anubis and Co walked into the forest, a very dangerous thing to do at night. Why, a Pokemon could sneak up on him and toast him! Let's see how he does..." "I would hurt you if I could see you!" Anubis yelled into the bushes. In Viridian Forest, Anubis walked through the tall grass trying to find a Pokemon. He was hoping for Weedle or Caterpie, or maybe even Pikachu, as they were reported to be here. Walking across the tall grass Anubis quitely looked for any Pokemon he could find. "This is hopeless" he thought, "Even if the Pokemon weren't sleeping I probably wouldn't see them." Suddenly, Anubis felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned around, to see a small, stuck-up kid, way younger than him, come up to him with a Pokeball. "I have to battle you now..." he said. Anubis looked down. He was wearing Shorts! In the middle of the night! "Only one kinda person would wear shorts in the night..." Anubis thought. Suddenly, two people came out of the bushes. "Prepare for trouble!" the first one said, "Make it double," said the second one. "To protect the world from devistation!" "To make all people wear shorts within our nation!" "To denounce the evils of Pants and Gloves..." "To extend our reach the the Shorts above!" "Jake!" "Jennifer!" "Shorts Kids, change shorts at the speed of light!" "You'd better be wearing shorts, or prepare to fight!" A Cubone came out of the bushes. "Cubone, that's right!" Anubis stared at the strange kids. They, of course, were wearing shorts. "The Shorts Kids! What are you doing here?" Jennifer spoke up. "That kid is going to be our next member. But the initiation is, he'll have to beat a traitor to the Shorts in a Pokemon Battle." Anubis sighed. "That being me, right?" "That's right!" the Cubone said. "and you can't beat our freind here! He'll whoop you into the next century! Do it kid!" The kid spoke up. "My name is Randy." "That's nice," Jake said, "Now beat up the traitor!" "My name, is Anubis." Anubis said. "That's nice, traitor." Randy said. "Oooh, the kid learns fast." Jennifer said. "Alright, let's do it! Pikachu go!" Said Randy as he let out his Pikachu. "Caught it right here in the Forest." "Oh, man..." said Anubis. "OK, Can't use Pidgey," Anubis thought. "How about..." "Bulbasaur go!" Anubis yelled as he let out his Bulbasaur. "Bulbasaur, Leech Seed now!" "Pikachu, hit him with your Thundershock!" "Just waht I thought..." Anubis said. His Bulbasaur flung the Leech Seed into the Pikachu and barely got touched by the Electricity. "Grass is resistant to Electric attack. Now, hit it with your tackle!" "Pikachu, give it your best Quick Attack!" Randy yelled. Randy's Pikachu got the first attack in, but Pikachu got smashed by Bulbasaur's tackle just a bit too. The Bulbasaur sucked up a bit of Pikachu's energy, too. "Weaken it with your growl!" Anubis said. Randy told his Pikachu the same. The two growled for a while, with Bulbasaur winning the growlmatch. "Now, while it's scared, use your tackle!" "Thundershock Now!" said Randy. The Bulbasaur slammed the Pikachu into a tree surrounded by dry bushes. Pikachu used his electric attack as he was in them, and set the bushes on fire. "Pikachu! Return!" yelled Randy as he recalled his Pokemon. "Done yet?" Said Anubis, proud of his first victory against a trainer. "Not yet!" Randy yelled. "Caterpie go!" Randy said as he fired his Caterpie into battle. "Caterpie, String Shot!" "Not that again," said Anubis. "Tackle it now, and try to avoid the web!" Bulbasaur managed to avoid the web, and tackled the Caterpie, forcing it closer to the Flaming bush. "Now, Tackle it into that bush!" Said Anubis. "Use Tackle!" said Randy. The two opponents locked heads, with Caterpie ending up catching himself on fire in the bushes. "Return Caterpie!" said Rany as he recalled his Pokemon. "You win..." said Randy. "YES!!!" Anubis yelled, proclaiming his first Victory. Suddenly he saw a vine, wrapping around his hand. Soon he saw it was Bulbasaur, and Indigo said he learned Vine Whip. "We'll get you next time!" Yelled Jennier. "Yeah," said Jake, "And you can't be in the Shorts Kids Randy!" "Take this as a going-away present!" Said the Cubone as he threw a Bone Mirange at Anubis as he ran away with Jen and Jake. Narrator: "Yes, Anubis has won his first victory VS. the Shorts Kids. But he still hasn't caught anything, and must trek on to find a Pokemon. Will he ever catch one? Only time will tell as Anubis makes his way across..." Anubis ducks and the Bone flys and smacks the Annoying Narrator in the head. 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