From: <tiki61@my-deja.com> Subject: [PW][CRAVEN] Jib Jib, a force to reckon with Date: Tuesday, October 26, 1999 6:38 PM Last time our anti-hero recieved a new partner, his first pokemon a jigglpuff that pronounced g's b's, Craven named the red baby jigglypuff Jib Jib, and began to train it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ It had been quite some time since Craven had recieved the young Jugglypuff, Jib Jib. And Craven had done a masterful job of raising it. He taught it the ways of weaponry, and the most effective way to kill someone in the shortest amount of time. He trained and honed it's pokemon skills, and was now ready to take his baby Jigglypuff on it's first assignment. Craven sat in his quarters in Viridian Gym, with a gym bag filled, Jib Jib sat next to him, parroting what Craven did (this was one of Jib Jib's favorite things to do). As Craven boot on his deep black hiking boots, Jib Jib put on a minature pair of hiking boots, Craven had gotten for the Jigglypuff. Craven grabbed his bag filled with weapons, and Jib Jib grabbed his minature bag, filled with amoo refils, and other small items he could carry. Craven had been told to get rid of a police officer that was going to testify against a top Team Rocket official. "People just don't know what they're getting into, Jib Jib, when they mess with Team Rocket, this cop may think he's safe... it makes it all the more enjoyable to get rid of someone who thinks they're safe. Craven Smirked, Jib Jib did the same. They walked out to a helicopter that was ready to take them to Pallett, where Craven was going to kill the police officer testifiying against the Rocket official, accussed of kidnapping Proffesor Oak recently. The police officer, had seen Oak had seen Oak get dragged into a car one day, but by the time backup arrived the cop had lost the car. More importantly the cop was the only one that saw a distinct necklace the kidnapper was wearing. the fool had worn it to the line- up and was promptly identified. The situation got worse when it was found that the necklace was one of a kind. And the police officer had also identified the officials car as the one used to hijack Oak. Too bad the cop wasn't going to make it to trial to tell all of this to a jury. Craven smiled again at this thought as the copter touched down in Pallet, at the TR HQ in the town. Craven got out with Jib Jib, both wearing a pair of tinted sunglasses. They went right to work and went into town and went into a hotel. Craven checked in, and went up to his room making sure some people that worked there noticed him and Jib Jib, especially the doorman, to the only non alarm triggering exit in the building (it helped to have an alby). Craven went to his 15th story room and entered the room. then got out his weaponry, they would wait till night. The clock struck midnight, Craven was deckecd out in all black, Jib Jib was in the same. They both grabbed their bags as Craven garbbed a black rope, he latched it onto the radiator using a mechanical grappling hook device. He threw it down, and started climbing, as craven had planned it only went down to the 10th floor. He took out a mini-parachute device, that was designed to slow down people not falling to fast. Craven clicked a buttong on the parachute and rope at the same time. The chute opened right as the rope ungrappled from the radiator and drifted down to earth. Jib Jib, until this point had been rappeling down th erope as well. When the rope let he puffed up and drifted down as well. Craven and Jib Jib, walked over to a building across from an abandoned warehouse. Craven knew the police knew this was the best place to shoot at their stronghold from. Which Craven already knew what it was. So Craven, had to sneak into the warehouse, get to the intercom in it and have Jib Jib brodacast his singing across the air waves. They found a window, and waited for the two patrolling officers of this hall to both be facing away (one was walking one way while the other walked another), then Craven opened the window. On the next pass when the guard's weren't facing them Craven lept through the wondow, took out two silence pistols and shot the cops each in the head. He then crawled up nito a ventilation shaft and took out a map of the system in from his bag. He told Jib Jib, to make it to the intercom system through the ground route, Jib Jib, was less likely to be spotted. Craven crawled through the shafts until he was right above the intercom system. He stopped and listeed for anything, nothing was heard and he didnt see anything. He quetly opened the shaft and jumped down. Only to have the lights go on and hear a voice boom "DROP YOUR BAG AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!!" he heard two guns click ready to fire. 'DAMN, two cops, I KNEW I should have brought a min camera to drop ni here.' Score cursed to himself. he had no choice he did as he was told, one of the cops grabbed his walkietalkie and was about to say something into it when.... "JUBBBLLLLYYYY!!!!!!" the cop whirled around to see a black clothed sphere running at him. Jib Jib summoned up an energy blade that was Double-Edge. Before the cop could fire Jib Jib jumped up and slahed at the cops chest. The devastating attack touched the cops heart. The man fell down dead, as the recoil hit Jib Jib as well, he didnt even flinch. the blade diintegrated. The second cop whirled around and pointed the gun at Jib Jib. Craven grabbed one of his own guns and fired it right into the mans heart killing him as well, "Good job Jib Jib..." Craven said patting the Jigglypuff on the head. Jib Jib jumped up onto the intercom mainboard, as Craven hit a button on it, and held the Microphone. "JIBBLYPUFFFFFF..... JIBBLYPUFFFFF....." the notes echoed through the warehouse, but not in the intercom station. The song continued, "JIBBLYPUFFFFF..... JIBBLYPUFFFFF...." before the cops could use there walkie talkies to warn the people in the strong house, they all fell asleep. Craven and Jib Jib, walked out and to a third story window. Which looked right at a house with stainless steel windows, "Nice," Craven said, "But no dice...." Craven had anticipated this. He took out a large box which filled half the bag. he then assembled what appeared to be a rocket launcher with no rocket at the end. Then Jib Jib handed him a box with a Rydon on it. Craven opened it and took out a massive horn rocket, and clicked it into place. He leaned over to the aimed.... and fired. The Missle drilled through the steel, and then exploded when it entered the building. Craven and Jib Jib had already jumped out and were floating toward the ground. When they hit the greound they ran off, as the explosion continued. The explosion woke the sleeping police who searched the premise. But by then Craven and Jib Jib had already gotten back to the hotel. The only one left awake was the doorman, Craven needed to make sure he never saw Craven outside or his alby would be ruined. So Jib Jib stood behind a corner and started singing very quietly. The doorman's eyes were already heavy from the 15 hour shift he was running. Jib Jib didn't put him entirely to sleep but he was in a daze, and Craven easily slipped by without him noticing. As the door closed the doorman awoke, to what he thought to be the sound of some sort of animal. At 5 in the morning before the doorman's shift was up, Craven checked out with the woman at the desk that had just gotten there, and then walked out the door, making sure once again that the doorman noticed him. 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