From: Simon Locke <atr4llfe@aol.comYuriBabe> Subject: [PW!] Nothing ever gets done..... but Mt. Moon here I come! Date: Friday, October 01, 1999 12:05 PM "Goddish DANG do I look good in these boots!" Simon laughed as he glanced into the mirror, "And this leather jacket slash cape thingy, that's just the bomb!" To his left and right were his Pokemon, squatting contently staring at their master. "Hey, check me out guys, do I look fione or what!" "Vap! Vap!" Barked Aqua, staring at the woman. Simon took one last pose, slipped on the shades, and gave a thumbs up which completely ruined Laura's refined and sophisticated appearance. Decked out in completely black clothing, which was Laura's usual Team Rocket getup, he looked brilliant and stunning. Simon never felt more confident in his life, in a body so powerful and conveying as Laura's. Her knee high leather boots, black pant thingys, a kick ass custom belt, a shirt which strengthens her appearance even more, this tyte looking trench coat cape type dealy, and to capitalize it all off, the sunglasses. "DAMN!" Laughed Simon. The immense Arbok slithered next to Simon, providing an awesome backdrop behind Laura's body. It hissed loudly and exposed its fangs, posing next to Simon. Spike, Mercury and Aqua got the picture, and immediately bounded into the mirror view as well, and struck their pose. "Tyte! Man, you guys rule. Hahaha!" He checked the time, which was around 11pm at night, and decided he'd better get a move on. Laura had been absent in Simon's mind for some time, so Simon just assumed she was resting. The teleport pad glowed bright green, waiting for Simon to get on. He turned around, and glanced at the Pokemon: Two, incredibly rare, immensely powerful eevees, a gigantic level 100 Arbok, and a shedding Sandslash. "Team Rocket would have words about you two," he said to Mercury and Aqua, "So as much as I hate to say it, get in." "Vap…" "Jolt…" Two flashes of light erupted from Simon's hands, and two pokemon simultaneously disappeared. ("That sucks.…" Simon thought to himself.) "Well, what about you Koshari? Does Team Rocket allow a 70 ft Arbok to slither around?" The Arbok shook its head sadly, obviously it hated Pokeballs. It motioned for a canister of Ultra Balls on the wall. Simon got one of them, and zapped the Arbok in. Immediately, there seemed to be a lot more room in Laura's office. "Hehe, just me and you boy. You ready to step out into the Lion's Den?" "Sando." Replied Spike. "Ok, well here we go." The two walked onto the teleport pad, and was whisked away onto the first floor of TRHQ. Everywhere, new and old TR members walked around. It reminded Simon of a school, which teenagers everywhere. Spike stuck close to Simon's body, as they walked toward the exit hoping not to get caught. Two men approached Laura's side, greeting her with the utmost respect. "Miss Dark." Simon just nodded to them, and continued on, suddenly everybody around her stopped to say hello. "Good day Miss Dark." "Miss Dark." "Hi Miss Dark." "HELLO HOT MAMA!" Yelled a man in a white coat. "C'mere BABY! Give daddy some luvin!" "Irvine, shut up! Do you know who that is?" A girl in yellow said to the man. "Excuse him Miss Dark, he's new." "Quite alright," Simon said, eager to leave. Spike chuckled, next to him. Finally, they reached the parking garage, where a man waited for them. "You know Laura, you could have just taken the private air lift from your office to the parking garage." "Oh…. D'oh. Hehe." Simon smiled. "Richter? Richter, is that you?" "In the flesh, baby." Richter was in his usual raggedy garb, Hawaiian T-shirt, Bermuda shorts with a beard all the way down to his mid chest. "Now please get in sir." Before Simon and Spike was an outstretched Hummer Limo, black with the TR insignia on it. Before the T, was a faint, barely visual "A." "Haha, tyyte." As Simon and Spike got in, Richter gave Simon a slap on the butt. "D'ahhh." "Kaahhaha, I've always wanted to do that, but Laura woulda killed me." "Hahaha," Simon laughed. "I don't blame you. Hey, check this out." He took both hands, and squeezed Laura's butt as hard as he could. "Woooooo baby!" "Kahahaha, oh man. Hey, can I try?" Asked Richter. "Go ahead!" As soon as Richter was about to lay hands on perfection, both men fell to their knees on the parking garage concrete, grabbing their skulls. "D'ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" Laura's voice came out of nowhere, "Richter, I thought you were more mature than that. I can't say too much about Simon, but Richter!" "Sorry Ma'am, hehe." Richter painfully laughed. Simon achingly, got into the Limo, and laid down on the sofa next to spike. After a while, the Limo began moving. "Woo…… finally." Simon said with a daze. "First order of business, is Mt. Moon." Richter said into the intercom from the driver's seat. "Why, what's going on over there?" Simon asked. "You'll see." TBC "You ain't gotta like me, you just mad cuz I tell it how it is and you tell it how it might be." ~ Puff Daddy